The Manor Is Not Enough - Maid RPG

"Maybe," Kyla said. "She could have a port for accessing her head under her skin."

"Hmmm....good point, let's check for something like that."

luck roll 3x3=9 forgot me math for a moment there

edited 1st Oct '11 4:25:17 PM by Barzark

After making sure Olivia was laid on the bed properly, Tammy nods to the other two maids. "Okay need me for anything else nya? If not, I'm going to check with Master Dan regarding Lisbeth's whereabouts nya."

edited 1st Oct '11 5:35:22 PM by 1jimbo10

"That's Snookums!"

A growling sound resounded...

"And that blasted dog."

Snuffles athletics against dog 3*3 = 9
Muffin athletics against dog 4*3 = 12

Peeking cautiously around the door frame when she heard unfamiliar voices on the other side, Hitsugi sucked in a horrified hiss as she saw a strange man lift a spanner over his head to club the growing Doberman with it, dropping Cas to the ground with a meaty thud. "CAS, NOOO!" she cried, tears beading in the corners of her eyes as burst into the garage and tried to get between the dog and further harm. Hitsugi invokes the terrible might of the Old Kokeshi doll, using the power of Nostalgia and rolling 1D6*AFFECTION=5*5=25. Any who gaze upon her tearful form as she protects Cas will probably need to resist via Will or Affection, as failure to resist triggers an immediate fit of Nostalgia, forcing the victim to reminisce sadly about beloved pets of the past.

edited 1st Oct '11 8:24:14 PM by Alhazred23

As instructed, Hui Jong stepped clear of the door - though farther back from it than Histugi. For one she was perfectly fine letting the blonde with the shotgun take the front when they were walking into an unknown situation like this. And for another thing she needed extra room for her weapon to work due to its huge size. Regardless she had the tube shouldered again, ready just in case she had to make use of it. When Histugi burst out into the garage, Hui Jong moved up to the door but held off firing. No need to hit the fellow maid when she had gotten into the middle of the confrontation.

"If this doesn't work, I'm going to need a clear shot," she warned, keeping the bazooka trained on the mooks.

Kyla runs her fingers through Olivia's hair, hoping to find a seam or something they can open.

Roll 1 x Luck 3 = 3, the dice are not with me tonight.

Muffin's attention was drawn immediately to the screaming maid.

Will: 2*3=6

***

Snuffles didn't really see the screaming chick, so much as the girl with the bazooka. He made a duck behind the car.

Athletics: 5*3=15

***

Cuddlebug was still in the study as he waited for Dan to leave his office when the text came in. After spending a minute trying to imagine Berenice naked, he replied back.

***

Fluffykins looked to his phone to see that the hellb**** Berenice was wondering what was going on. He still hadn't forgiven her for blackmailing him for the "comfort calls" on the Supreme Darkness's phone. Even less for helping pick out his codename.

Snookums is not found yet. Still searching.

Hitsugi didn't even seem to notice as Snuffles ducked around the car and Muffin slumped to the foot of the workbench, a distant look in his eye. Instead, all of her attention was focused on the unconscious dog in her arms as she checked Cas's injuries and desperately tried to revive her. Hitsugi uses the Power of Friendship! She takes 1D6=4 Stress to remove 2D6=9 Stress from Cas, leaving Cas at 2 stress and still unconscious, though she should revive after the next exchange between Hui Jong and Snuffles.

After waiting a moment with no reply to her from Kyla or Junko, Tammy believes they're doing okay. "I'm going to go ahead and look for Master Dan nya. Be careful with Olivia there." she says as she exits the infirmary.

As Tammy walks back down the stairs she thinks, Let's see. Master Dan's usually in his office when he wants to be on his own. Might as well start there.

edited 5th Oct '11 8:26:43 AM by 1jimbo10

While Histugi was tending to the injured guard dog (which Hui Jong hadn't even known was there before hearing the barking), the maid with the heavy artillery went into action. One of the intruders thought hiding behind Dan's car was going to keep him safe from her weaponry, eh? Hui Jong had had enough of just sitting around, being polite and all that. It was time for action! Disregarding totally what she'd been told not to do earlier, Hui Jong moved into the garage proper and put her superb athletic training into action. Using a tremendous bound, she jumped on top of the car (see athletics roll) and aimed the weapon down at the mook.

"Looks like you could use some fiber in your diet," Hui Jong uttered a terrible one liner, grinning in a predatory manner, "You going to come quiet, or do I have to pull this trigger?"

(Athletics roll: Hui Jong's Atheltics 3 X http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3203954/)

Muffin fondly remembers his pet goldfish, Sparky - he never should have tried to give him electric superpowers.

***

Snuffles pulled out his tazer and his phone - if he got stuck here it would be pointless. But if he got word back to his Supreme one...

luck: 3*4=12 for getting "Snookums Garage" to Berenice

***

Cuddlebug heard a maid coming down the hall and crouched under the desk in the office - she looked like she was going to the office. If he could here what was going on he might find some good dirt for His Supreme Darkness and maybe get in good with Berenice... or that hot angel... or Gemma.

... dammit, he was going to need to visit HR again.

luck: 4*3=12

***

Fluffykins heard a maid coming up the corridor and ducked in the nearest room from the library.

edited 2nd Oct '11 10:52:07 AM by StolenByFaeries

How could this have happened? Hitsugi wondered, tearfully holding Cas's muzzle in her hands as the dog continued to lay still. She must have still had some gunpowder or hot sauce on her hands from earlier, though, because after a few more seconds Cas let out a whuff and a yelp and sat up, rubbing her nose with her paws. "Oh- Cas!" Elated, Hitsugi threw her arms around the dog's neck and held her tight, just as Cas was about to lunge at the spaced-out mook sitting a few feet away.

Upon reaching the office door, Tammy believes to have heard a slight rustling sound. 1d6(5) x Cunning(2) =10 [1] She turns to face the study, where she used to hide for quick naps; she sees nothing unusual.

Must be my imagination, she thought as she knocks twice on the office door. "Master Dan nya? It's Tammy. May I come in nya?"

edited 5th Oct '11 8:28:05 AM by 1jimbo10

"Oh, sure Tammy." said Dan. "Come on in."

The master was sitting at his desk, the blueprints for the manor laid out on the desk. "Hitsugi was right... I don't do what the chief was thinking, making me hold the McGuffin papers with just you maids for backup. Still, an assignment is an assignment. I'm just trying to figure out how to better fortify the manor before the next mook attack."

edited 2nd Oct '11 5:18:14 PM by Nodrog

luck roll on Cuddlebug hearing that: 3*4=12

Cuddlebug overhears the news. "I've also been going over evacuation routes." said Dan. "There's four vehicles, counting the helicopter, my spy car, the decoy car, and the Hummer. Do you or any of the other maids have any training in flying a helicopter?"

Cuddlebug grinned maniacally as he typed the words into his phone, sending off each in a separate message just to be sure.

Has McGuffin papers
Only Maids are backup
4 vehicles
heli, spy car, decoy, hummer.

"What a brain..." remarks Junko finishing up her work "Well I think that should take care of her accent problem. Only problem is to fix that I had to fiddle around with a few other things, though I'm relatively sure all that'll do is make her a compulsive cleaner, not a great solution but at least we'll all be able to understand each other."

edited 2nd Oct '11 6:43:18 PM by Barzark

"It's good enough for now," Kyla said. "Of course, whether or not she'll be pleased when she wakes up is another matter."

Slowly, Olivia began to regain consciousness, hearing the two speak over her. "Whether or not who is pleased when she waketh up, I must inquire? For you are... Are..." Olivia looked confused, "I have an emm sixty in my car and I can hear the birds sing when I take a walk through the park. Hey, where'd the accent go?"

"Well good got that right at least. How ya feeling otherwise?"

"Err..." Olivia stalled, wiggling her fingers and toes, "Everything seems to be in order. Wait a sec..." she closed her eyes, switching over to her cybernetics. "SYSTEMS CHECK INITIATED. SCANNING SYSTEMS... SCANNING SYSTEMS..."

"Righto." says Junko leaning against a wall. "Here's hoping everything went according to plan for once."

"...SYSTEM SCAN COMPLETE. PROGRAM: OLDE ENGLISH DEACTIVATED. CLEANLINESS ASSURANCE ENGAGED. HAVE A NICE DAY."