Oglaf

There's certainly precedent in the "Ivan is kidnapped" arc.

edited 23rd May '11 9:59:24 PM by Madrugada

Well, it was either that or continually get semen splashed into her face on a regular basis. I'm pretty sure I'd go to some great lengths to make that stop too.

edited 23rd May '11 11:14:57 PM by Usht

Wouldn't canceling the spell be cheaper?

Apparently, punching-bags are not hard to find, if you can just bait them with the promise of teaching them magic...

Well, you'd think she'd think of that after a while. Link is NSFW, but you should know that. Since she didn't, I assume she has to be contact with Ivan to break the spell and so paid the ransom just to make it stop and since he's now back around why bother looking for another whipping boy?

edited 24th May '11 1:13:35 AM by Usht

Or maybe Ivan starts getting wet dreams in his coma and the mistress has to break the spell anyway.

(Or put some kind of device to trap the ejaculations as they come out on his dick.)

edited 24th May '11 8:00:16 AM by BestOf

But she didn't just not bother looking for another whipping boy when he was kidnapped. She already had a new apprentice.

Okay, so she might have some affection for him, though I'm seeing that more in the way of seeing him as a toy, not as genuine affection.

Update:

Huzzah! The curse is broken.

Gee, she's desperate.

Also the whole town was cursed? Really?

Cursed to be eternally virgins?

I like the idea that Mistress has some kind of twisted affection for Ivan. Not love or anything, but she sees him as a pet. It would explain why she lets him live when he breaks the rules even though she kills countless other people without batting an eye.

Man I love Oglaf. One of my favorite webcomics.

My personal favorite character is the Lizard of Regret myself. He's hilarious.

And that fanged chick who abducted Ivan was hella fine, IMO.

But my favorite strip was the Ice Queen one, where the dudes was going down on an ice queen and his tongue got stuck to her.

I still hold that the best comics were all of the fountain ones. Especially the fountain of doubt.

Are you sure about that?

It's a subjective opinion, so it's not exactly wrong...

-*cough ahem*

I, Usht, in my own subjective view, consider all of the comics related to fountains in Oglaf to be the comics with the highest concentration of humor in the series.

Oh come on guys, do I really have to explain the joke here?

It's k. I got it. I think.

-*facepalm*

I should have seen that coming.

Subtle, isn't it?

Hey, it's a been a while since we've seen you.

We've seen this guy before?

He's the guy with the evil muse. You can see it here.

edited 5th Jun '11 10:53:16 AM by Ekuran

I'm pretty sure it's an extended reference to Misery.

New comic.

If he didn't notice the hand job, doesn't that mean he essentially got gimped out of an orgasm?