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MarkVonLewis Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die
Jun 27th 2011 at 4:44:15 PM

(Reads that Texas Chainsaw Massacre article, reads "teeth flying after someone's smashed in the mouth with a meat hammer")

Yeah fuck that, you couldn't fuckin' PAY me to see that. Add this to my list of movies I'll refuse to ever watch. Nope. Ain't gonna happen, for no reason will I see that movie.

edited 27th Jun '11 4:45:09 PM by MarkVonLewis

Medusa strippers, where the phrase "my eyes are up here" is a dangerous phrase.
Seamus Another Perfect Day from the Quantum Savanna
Another Perfect Day
Jun 27th 2011 at 5:42:40 PM

Even if we did pay you, it probably wouldn't be enough to cover the cost of the 3D ticket.

The meat hammer thing reminds me of The Midnight Meat Train, which despite having a title that could work for any number of naughty films, is the only movie I've ever seen that has a decapitation from the viewpoint of the victim.

I've got two guns pointed west and a broken compass.
MarkVonLewis Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die
Jun 27th 2011 at 6:16:32 PM

In my case, it's because I have an immense fear of dental horror type stuff. So much so that I just straight up refuse to watch any movies with a scene of it in it.

Medusa strippers, where the phrase "my eyes are up here" is a dangerous phrase.
Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jun 28th 2011 at 9:22:21 AM

Considering that multiple films in that series have dental damage(which is inexplicably not a trope?) or the implication of it, I'm surprised if you considered it. Frankly, I'm surprised you bother with horror films at all, considering how many are likely to mutilate someone's pearly whites and not make a big deal out of it.

And I know it's none of my business, but you probably should see somebody about your reactions to that kind of thing, since it's so easy to run into.

Anyhoo...

How many different names are there for Leatherface now? There is just simply Leatherface, but then there's Bubba, Junior, Thomas, and now Jeb. Okay. It would be great if every horror film series had such mangled continuity.

But in any case, I'm game for another one. I actually like most of the TCM films, except for the couple that I hate.

I somehow doubt this new film will revitalize interest in the series. III tried to boost Leatherface to new, iconic levels and failed pretty miserably(but R.A. Mihailoff's Leatherface was cool).

edited 28th Jun '11 3:25:46 PM by Prowler

MarkVonLewis Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die
Jun 28th 2011 at 6:28:22 PM

Eh, it's just something I prefer to avoid. I can deal with it if I stumble upon it, I just prefer to not see it all together. Call it weapons-grade squick for me.

edited 28th Jun '11 6:31:39 PM by MarkVonLewis

Medusa strippers, where the phrase "my eyes are up here" is a dangerous phrase.
Jul 2nd 2011 at 3:00:10 PM

I just saw the Children of the Corn Sy-Fy Original remake. It was okay, but it was extremely anticlimactic. All that build up of the Vietnam vet getting revenge on the kids and he gets lost in the cornfield, goes crazy and gets killed without a fight.

Jul 2nd 2011 at 4:01:59 PM

At least we didn't get a horrible, horrible CG He Who Walks Behind The Rows like they planned. I actually kind of liked the Nothing Is Scarier approach.

Jul 6th 2011 at 5:54:18 PM

New Final Destination 5 poster is kinda bitchin'.

Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jul 6th 2011 at 6:21:15 PM

I concur.

Of course, I thought The Final Destination had a pretty cool poster and ended up thinking the movie was crap...I'll wait and see what people say about this one.

Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jul 6th 2011 at 8:50:52 PM

On another note related to the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Alexandra Daddario is joining the cast.

MarkVonLewis Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Too Strange to Live, Too Rare to Die
Jul 6th 2011 at 9:17:42 PM

But yeah, in general I'm not too a big a fan of Slasher Films.

Not due to violence, but because they kill attractive chicks. That ain't cool in my book.

Medusa strippers, where the phrase "my eyes are up here" is a dangerous phrase.
Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jul 6th 2011 at 9:44:45 PM

I'd make films that revel in that.

Alternately, a slasher movie where the victims are exclusively "ugly". The Ugly Folk Slasher. All of the potential victims would end up getting cosmetic surgery to save their skins. Potentially offensive.

edited 6th Jul '11 9:46:16 PM by Prowler

Jul 7th 2011 at 2:45:49 PM

[up][up]Hey, don't you cry for them, they knew what they were gettin' into when they went to that campground!

Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jul 7th 2011 at 3:11:42 PM

[up] Or cabin, or party, or back road, or...parking terrace.

That makes me wonder, what's the stupidest setting for a slasher film?

TheGunheart Some nights I rule the world... from on the street.
Some nights I rule the world...
Jul 7th 2011 at 3:14:56 PM

A still-active Military Base? After all, you'd expect a building full of trained soldiers to be able to take down one guy with a chainsaw.

"If you're out here why do I miss you so much?"
Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jul 7th 2011 at 3:35:29 PM

I should have said "that they've actually already used".

Jul 7th 2011 at 4:25:52 PM

[up]Can't really think of anything...

Jul 7th 2011 at 6:24:33 PM

Obligatory response of "space".

tongue

Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jul 15th 2011 at 11:44:31 AM

Some script pages for Before the Mask.

edited 15th Jul '11 11:44:41 AM by Prowler

Jul 20th 2011 at 10:08:15 AM

And there having some random rapper play one of the main characters in the new Chainsaw Massacre.

... Fuck.

Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Caw! Caw!
Jul 20th 2011 at 10:58:02 AM

Trey Songz isn't a rapper.

I'm on a Chainsaw kick but aside from the lovely Alexandra Daddario, I'm not sure how excited I should be for the new film.

I wonder who's doing the F/X.

Jul 20th 2011 at 1:11:22 PM

[up]Curse you misleading and superflous letter z... and ill-informed news sites.

Opinion is the same though, I just strongly dislike singers as actors in slashers in general, unless maybe it's just a minor role.

Anywho, watched Midnight Movie a while ago, liked it, and will probably check out the apparently streamlined re-release at some point. I suppose my only complaint is the unimaginatively named "Killer" constantly pulling new powers out of his ass, and the ending, though maybe I'm just jaded when it comes to Kill 'Em All.

And always nice to see Brea Grant.

Prowler Caw! Caw! Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
gingerninja666 SCH-NEIGH-ZEL from Aboard The Damocles
SCH-NEIGH-ZEL
Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:27:22 PM

Wait, there's a Final Destination 5? Why? (I mean I know why but still) They already ruined the franchise by dropping the bomb that the visions don't mean anything and that death is basically just FUCKING with them.

"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
Jul 23rd 2011 at 4:38:54 AM

[up][up]

Fuckin' awesome.

I can't wait for them to announce her voice actress for the motion comic thing.

edited 23rd Jul '11 5:12:26 AM by LordCrayak


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