Our avatars are in a room together

"OK THAT'S IT!!!

Suiryu suddenly disappeared for a few seconds before reappearing in front of the red dude.

"What about this: If you beat me, I leave you alone. I won't even use my arms so you have like, 70% odds of winning!"

Vash skidded to a stop, almost losing his balance in the process.

"But why do you have to fight? What's wrong with getting along?"

"Hehehehe. why do I fight? It's simple, because I like it, because it puts some fun into my life, because it's what I'm good at. But the main one is..

Suiryu flexed his muscles, ripping his shirt to shreds before charging at Vash, aiming for a kick to the head.

"I'M BORED!"

Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 23rd 2018 at 2:38:37 AM

aaaaand he's running again.

hwwwooooughhsameseixagrission...!

(There is a little chicken now observing Suiryu's fight... or attempts thereof to incite one, with Vash. Apparently chickens can also write, as she's taking careful annotations on a little notepad.)

   (Jilian is having a quiet little pace-around in the main room... is she bored...? troubled...? only one way to find out...)   

-There is the distinct rustling of bushes, near where The Chicken sits...-

…?!

(Can't help but make a little alarm cluck before her cerebrum kicks in and she actually takes a careful peek at them bushes...)

...Helloo...?

"............"

If Vash were to look behind him. He would see a very angry martial artist tearing through everything in his way at the speed of a bullet train.

-An unnerving sight pokes out of the bush-

-A twisted, eyeless, stony face, with curly locks-

My, what have we here?.....

-The lips do not move- it must be a mask-

-The body attaches to that mask slowly crawls out of the bush-

A chicken that talks like a man....Isn't that interesting?.....

NOPE NOT LOOKING

Vash keeps running.

Suiryu attempted to grab into Vash's coat now that he was close enough, should he succeed he will attempt to kick him into the ground before tearing the piece of fabric apart. That should motivate him to fight.

..........

(don't run, don't scream, it's talking to you, it can reason and you can reason and YOU can reason with IT b/c you're smartie!)

...Aye...! H-helloo, an'— aye, ahkintawk...

(my GOODNESS GRACIOUS that brogue is as thick as the mud around Loch Ness)

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Oct 23rd 2018 at 5:09:32 AM

Vash spotted his grapple attack just at the right time and bunny-hopped right out of his grip, then turning and running back past him.

Now if we turn around ladies and gentlemen, we'll see the Suiryucus Pissedicus Officus in its natural habit. Hunting the Vashticus Stampedicus by throwing rocks at a speed comparable to that of the ancient bows.

Nature is amazing.

(jillian, jillian!)

(there's an Akebono silently watching you from the coffee table, pursing her lips as she holds a coffee cup in her hands)

...

Is that the accent of chickens?....How strange....

-He utters a wispy chuckle. His voice is soft and smooth like silk, and flows out of his mouth like a cold breeze. It has an almost hypnotic quality to it.-

-He rises to his feet, and paces around her-

What's your secret, chatty fowl? An enchantment? A curse? Or perhaps your gift of speech is stolen....

Edited by MacDuffy on Oct 23rd 2018 at 3:16:03 AM

   …   

   (Stops mid-pace, looking to Ake.)   

   ...Uh... I hope... I'm not disturbing you, or anything.   

.......

(Fiddles with her glasses a bit, trying to resist The Pull despite being of a species that is very, very easily entranced.)

...A-aye, an'—... Noo, weell— Et'sjistthet, eh... ahdoon't... thenket'scommonknoowledgethetwekintawk, fersimereason, aye...? Bit— bitweken.

(Nervous, toothy grin.)

Pelted by rocks what a way to go

It's not slowing him down much, since he's doing a damn fine job of dodging all the dangerous stuff.

...No! No, you're not. I'm just, ah... waking up, is all.

(motions to her still-smoking coffee mug... at this time of day?)

-He gives out another creepy chuckle-

Well, now....If birds can talk, why don't they drum up more conversation?

No....There must be some other reason.....I can find out, though. I just need to poke a bit at that soul of yours......

"THAT IS IT! I WILL NOT BE MADE A MOCKERY BY A WEAKLING!!!"

He screams before digs his foot into the ground and with a grunt of effort, he lifts an enormous sway of land before kicking it towards Vash. It seems he finally lost it.

He will then attempt to use his Void Sky Dragon Fist to annihilate the man in front of him.

Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 23rd 2018 at 3:37:04 AM

   ...Oh... Uh...   

   ...Did you... not get much sleep last night, then?   

   (poor dear... resorting to that nasty bean juice without any of the delicious additives Gavialis always puts in.)   

...E-eh... Rrrrreet, abootthet! Ahdednaegi'yepermessiont'betamperinabootmahsooul, efsichathengexestsenaseinseaseidefrimpooetecan'metaphoorecalcoonnoootations, soo—... haeabootyedoon't, aye...? Mebbejist—... ahkengetyeacuppaensteaid, simeniceblackScotteshtea, wiuldyelikethet...?

(Trying to keep a disarming smile despite the fact that all her lil' chicken feathers are puffing up in a vain attempt to make her tiny lil' body look Big.)

...Yeah. That's it. No big deal...

(takes a siiiip of her black-ass coffee)

Ohh, I'm not much of a tea drinker, I'm afraid....Haven't been much of a drinker of anything for a very long time....

-He steps back over to the bush, and reaches over it-

-PULLING OUT......-

-....A small, thin stick. Huh, that's not so bad!-

-also a long-ass halberd-

You lose your taste for many things when you're Cursed as I am, you see.......

Edited by MacDuffy on Oct 23rd 2018 at 3:48:08 AM

   ...That's—... It isn't good for you to lose sleep, though... Are you going to be alright?   

   (ginger approach...)   

(...oh no... oh no, oh dear...)

...Ahsee... Weell, eh... Ahstellcannaegi'yepermessionferthes.

(nervous smile... IMMENSE FEATHER POOF, the archaic glint of her much more combat-worthy raptor ancestors lingering in her eye, even though the plan [and Ginger would agree with this one!] is to run.)