vee-gor
(sets near down, jaw drops at the sight of george washington)
hoe-lee shit... who do we have here?
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
In Perpetual Finality
(Looks at Hartman sleepily. Was unfazed by his threats.) I think his name was Riki. It doesn't matter anyway because he's not here right now.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
The Beta Male
-Is completely unfazed- How should I know? I wasn't watching.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
A chill feller
... Sarge guy quieting down... Guy must be very important...
edited 4th Jul '12 9:59:35 AM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
same old me
George Washington, good sir. And you are?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
vee-gor
GUNNERY SERGEANT HEARTMAN MR. PRESIDENT!
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
same old me
-smiles-
At ease, sergeant. Today is a day of celebration, is it not?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
The Beta Male
-Goes back to rigging something suspicious with a toaster oven-
edited 4th Jul '12 10:10:36 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
vee-gor
YES SIR! THE FOURHT OF JULY, MR. PRESIDENT- hold on a second... your not even the real george washington, are you? DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO IMPERSONATE GEORGE WASHINGTON?! HUH!? IS THIS WHAT YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS OFF OF?!
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
-Mouse Kaboom stands up-
Oui oui Mousier! It is sir! .... Um... even if I don't really know what Independence Day is...
Eh? So that's why we were makin fireworks last night?
A party?
edited 4th Jul '12 10:09:35 AM by Tatsumar
Deer
A chill feller
... And once again Gunny Heartman is a butthole...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
In Perpetual Finality
(Observes Hartman and Washington, playing with his hair. Looks over at Cloud.) What are you doing with those appliances?
(Sipping beer sadly.)
edited 4th Jul '12 10:12:16 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
vee-gor
(glares at daisy)
SHUT UP SUZZY, I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR SISSY FEELINGS!
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
same old me
Technically? No, I am not the real George Washington. I am his clone as is there is no way for the real George Washington to be alive in this era, but I am George Washington nonetheless. And the president of the present United States as well... what's still alive of it anyway.
edited 4th Jul '12 10:11:59 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
The Beta Male
Leave him alone. My old drill sergeant was just like him.
-An axe embeds itself in the wall next to Near's head-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
A chill feller
MY NAME IS DAISY AND I AM STILL PEEVED ABOUT BEING CALLED BAD STUFF WHEN I WAS SEVEN GUNNY!
Cloud had a drill sarge?
edited 4th Jul '12 10:15:16 AM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
vee-gor
(Heartman walks into the back room, glaring at washington)
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
.... So, I guess we should be celebrating now? Heh heh....
This room is tense man...
Deer
In Perpetual Finality
(Looks at the axe.) Oh...?
Hahaha, Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter! Ruh roh, Raggy. :D
edited 4th Jul '12 10:18:39 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
vee-gor
(gilda is sleeping in on the couch)
...
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
Let's dance, boys!
Does What You Don't
...
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
The Beta Male
Yep. Ex-military, remember?
-Fiddles with the toaster oven-
-Abraham Lincoln bursts through the door and throws a table at Near-
...I fucking love this thread. I get to type sentences like that.
edited 4th Jul '12 10:19:08 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
vee-gor
(Wakes up)
uhh... wait... is today that holiday thing?
Dah! thread ees guud
edited 4th Jul '12 10:18:50 AM by Higginbid
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
-pokes gunny-
Plumps: <Can you keep it down just a little bit?...>
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!