Airship, cabin

Well, it would certainly be interesting, at any rate.

Fortis: Will Condy's mom be there?

Uh, I have no idea who that Mandibuzz was, but I figure... maybe?

Felis: <What is this you're going to?>

Airship, somewhere else

-Butterscotch takes a bite out of the cake-

Butterscotch: <Wow, not bad. How'd you manage to make it?>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Airship, cabin

A rap battle, strange as it sounds...(to Mezzo) So do you want to go? It has been a while since we had a proper human date...

Airship Halls

Mix: <We used a cake recipe! :3 Also I put in some leaves for extra flavor. ^_^>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Starts writing list of things to figure out-

• Umbra's 600 year depression
• The person/pokemon thing
• Why everyone seems to talk with, not to, their pokemon
• Airship
• Grotles voice
• How to kill all the magikarps
• Trainer?

I speak 2 languages, and one of them is Sarcasm. Oh, and CALL ME LEWIS!

Celadon Fountain Square, some time later

- A crowd of people is gathered around the stage, including any P Cs that want to be there. In the front of the crowd is Umbra and team-

Umbra: ...I'm nervous...

Lumos: They probably are too...

- On opposite ends of the stage, Lina and Ammy glare at each other intensely-

Lina: Don't hold back...

Ammy: I can do this...

-Above them, Unown coalesce into a sign-

Epic Rap Battles of Alt P Cs!

Lina: Let's do this.

-she steps to the middle of the stage-

This is C. Titania, The one and only, the best!

I'm sorry to inform you, you're one of the rest!

I've been doing this for 600 years!

When it comes to this, I have no peers!

A filthy bug like you can't hope to win,

You're a dumb poser in your fake human skin!

Chrome: Here we go...

Sickle: Ow...

Lumos: Hope Ammy stands a chance...

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Eskay will find some of Ransei!Lina's early raps poetry in his attic

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF NPCs!

Eskay is momentarily distracted from his anger, frustration... and regret.

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Dragonair: -has curled around Eli for the night; he's such a sweetie-

"-also at Fountain- AWWWW SNAP!"

And then there was silence

Celadon

-Caliburn is watching Lina and Ammy rap battle-

Caliburn:<Whoa, Lina's pretty good.>

Box

Salamence: <Oooh, burn~>

Spathi: <Wait, wha— how am I seeing this...?>

Salamence: <Oh, you'll get used to it~>

Celadon, rap battle (possibly)

Every: ....Ouch.

Diesel: <I don't see how this is an acceptable problem-solving method...>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Record scratch-

Narrator: For now we'll be switching from the misadventures of Tagg and co. in post-apocalyptic Angela and switching to someone not quite different.

Entralink-B

-Two transfigured humans enter the Entralink-

Tagg(?): <I feel kinda different...and I'm much shorter. The Entralink doesn't look all that different though.>

Nudi(?): -Pulling out a mirror from his backpack- <Tagg...you might want to take a look.>

Tagg(?): -Takes a look at the mirror...and his eyes widen- <I-I'm a Pokemon!>

-To be more exact, a Gible-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

ERBOPCS

Eskay: (To Diesel) Better than their previous method. That being a catfight.

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Epic Rap Battle of Alt P Cs!

Ammy: Oh... So you gotta rhyme... and you gotta be mean... I think I got this.

- She steps up-

I'm Amaterasu, here straight from Orre!

Unlike redhead here I'm far from a bore!

If you want to back down now, feel free!

I may be a moth but I sting like a bee!

You best rhyme, girl, don't stutter or lisp,

Make one mistake I'll fry you to a crisp!

Nyuki: There we go!

Herbert: -is looking for refreshments-

Grif: Damn, she's a natural!

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Epic Rap Battle

Diesel: (to Eskay) <....Huh?>

Every: -blinks- Moth? Now that I think about it, what's with all the bug puns...

Breeze: <Oh, the one in white's a Volcarona.>

Every: ....What.

Box

Salamence: <Burn! Even more literally~!>

Spathi: <I am so confused right now...>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

ERBOPCS

Diane: Ooh, burn!

Skye glances at Diane, who sweatdrops

Diane: ...I swear, that was not intentional.

Human!Skye: ...Eh, it works.

Eskay: Before they decided on this, they tried to settle this with...

He then realizes something

Eskay: ...Right. Solving things violently comes naturally for mons like you and Ammy...

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Epic Rap Battle

Wait, so Lina here is really 600 years old and the other girl is a Volcarona? Wow.

Fortis: -hugging Condy- This is confusing...

Forte: Yeah, what she said.

Pianis: The girl with the white hair reminds me of Jenna for some reason.

Airship, cabins

Felis: <I'm sorry, but there is no way they could ever possibly take me to something that stupid.>

Sunny: <Aww, but it would have been fun!>

Airship, somewhere else

Butterscotch: -takes another slice of cake- <So what's the occasion?>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Marceline and Khione are watching the Rap Battle from the Roof of the Department store with Lily.

Where ever Psyche is...

Psyche is in the Game corner, playing the slots. Selene blinks. "Huh. Wouldn't have figured she'd be the kind for gambling. Or maybe she just likes the spinning wheels."

Telepathy ≠ Empathy Na No Wri Mo Winner 2012~ You can trust me. I have a Ph D in Tropology.

Epic Rap Battle

It's strange, yeah...

Airship, Cabins

-Solace lifts her head from the corner- <I doubt that...>

Airship, elsewhere

Mix: <No occasion. :3 We were just baking a cake. ^_^>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Lily: <... Shopping is booooring.>

And then there was silence

ERBOPC

Lina: Shit, wasn't expecting that... OK, you can handle this...

You think that scares me? I've seen plenty of fear,

I've always beat it to the ground and kicked its puny rear!

I'll do the same to you in no time at all,

I'm a titan, you're an insect, weak and small!

So run home to your desert, your sand and your heat,

Or you'll find your ugly abdomen's been horribly beat!

Axel: ...Why are we doing this again?

Siglud: -shrugs-

Mata Nui: Hey, I'm entertained!

Yomi: -notices Condi- Is that...

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Epic Rap Battle

....Ow.

Diesel: -annoyed hiss- <What does this girl have against bugs?>

Box

Salamence: <And deserts!>

Spathi: <This is so confusing...the beat is nice though...>

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Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Celadon, Rap Battle Crowd

Jeff:"…Why are they doing this? Is there no such concept as normal around my friends?"

Epic Rap Battle

Condy: <Mommy!> -chirps-

Fortis: Oh! Do you see your mom, Condy? Where is she?

Demyx: -walks over to Axel- <Man, I did not expect to run into you here.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

ERBOPCS

Eskay is mentally rooting for Lina. Diane is likewise rooting for Ammy.

Diane: Hey, want me to get us some popcorn?

Human!Skye: Oh, um... sure, thanks.

Diane nods and gets up to find somewhere selling popcorn.

Angela-B

<Pepper: "... Familiar? I'm not sure that I follow...">

<Lardna: "Must be from something he's read...">

A Seemingly-Normal Entralink

-The sound of rustling from some nearby shrubbery can be heard-

<Simo: "... We have company...">

-While moving in between the sound of the movement and this universe's instance of Tagg-

<Dahak: "Eh? A shutterbug? Well that should be easy to fix. Just take away their main picture.">

Tracer(?): "Guys, what's going-"

Obscured Cameraman #1: "Stupid Golurk, move out of the way!"

Obscured Cameraman #2: "Hush, I've got a Pester Ball, that should clear 'em out! I'll throw it on the count of 5!"

Tracer(?): "Ah! Friggin' vultures! Come on!"

-And grabs this universe's Tagg and beelines with him and his party into the Entralink... And beyond the fabric of that universe-

Obscured Cameraman #1: "... Dammit."

Obscured Cameraman #2: "Wait, did you get that on tape?"

Obscured Cameraman #1: "Yeah, I've got my camcorder- ... Crap, forgot to take of the lens cap."

Obscured Cameraman #2: "So much for our big scoop..." >_>

??? - Entralink-B

-"I am not alive, thus I can't die. I won't give up even if my Ideal isn't fulfilled. My will, just as my regrets, won't ever end."-

-And a number of forms are running into white light... Which becomes less vivid, and colors start to seep in-

-"Alas, the group departs. What could make those people move, who were secluded against their will? This is probably none other than the very basic will to live

... Okay, so that's slightly hyperbolic, but whatever! Being constantly on the run isn't living!"-

-And the form of a clearing ringed by a forest can be seen-

<(?): "... We're right back where we started from...">

<Nimbus: "Uh... Tracer?">

<(?): "Huh? Who said that?">

-And whirls around-

<(?): "Alright, whoever said that, show your-!">

-And notices a rather stunned-looking party of mons staring at him-

<(?): "... Why are you looking at me like that?">

<Dreyer: "Oh my gosh, you're so cute, Tracer!" ^_^ ^_^>

<Tracer(?): "Cute? Who said that?!">

<Dreyer: "... Eh? But it was me!" :/ :/>

<Gelato: "Wait, he can understand you?">

<Natrix: "Hey, this is news to us, too!">

<Teala(?): "... Er... Tracer? Do you feel a little... Uh... Different?">

<Tracer(?): "... Wait... Teala? How are you speak- Okay, that's kinda dumb, of course you can speak... But- Is that you speaking? How am I-?">

<Teala(?): "Twiddle your fingers in front of your face, Tracer.">

<Tracer(?): "My fingers? What on ear-">

-And does so... And sees a Druddigon's claws instead of human digits-

Some Improbably Large Distance Away From ???

<Tracer(?): " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ">

<Random!Pidove #1: "... Did you hear something?">

-Pecking at some seeds-

<Random!Pidove #2: "Hmm? What was that?">

<Random!Pidove #1: "... Why do I bother with you?">

Hard Boiled Detective Since 1985

ERBOPC

Human!Ammy: Denying your fear? I see it in your eyes!

Your big, bad boasts are just a pack of lies!

I'll Quiver Dance, then Bug Buzz your act!

If you persist, I'll Flamethrower you, that's a fact!

You try to diss, but you just have to learn,

I'm the one and only master of    burn!   

Tromba: This is certainly interesting...

Axel: I could say the same about you, Demyx...

Yomi: ...It is! -winghugs Condy-

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