ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Selene levitates Trip down.

Psyche: ~The elders say I need to 'relate to people' more. Something about me being overly sensitive and disrupting the psychics. Or something.~

Onion Ocean

Spiny: <No way!>

Marine: <Why would you want to do that?>

Treasure Town

Fortis: <Hi!> -waves a wing- <I think I've met you before, miss bat... And I know I met the silly sharp mon before! It's nice to see you again!>

RM: Oh, thats all? This is essentially the thing with many, if not almost all, things. Pokemon and people alike. You've grown older, and since you don't have much a psychic mind, you might just hold everyone in the Gothitelle tribe back. You have to start thinking of other's first. I learned this from watching Bizmo's games. You should help people, before asking people for help. You understand? -Comfort hug-

~Huh, for some reason that doesn't comfort me much. There's still the fact that I now have no home, no education, no job experience, and only about 2 and a half senses and motor capabilities.~

Treasure Town

<Oh, are you Fortis? Sorry, it's been a while.>

Pariah: <You're fluffy!>

Night.

Sauna Hold - The Pools

<"Uh... Psst! Pepper! Merle! Keep the kids busy someplace else for a while!">

<Pepper: (*sigh*) "Can do...">

<Merle: "Come on, Cecil... Let's get out of here... You too Zoltan, and Bottles... What sort of name is Bottles anyways.">

-And the five depart-

-Staring at the mons leering at the apparent Joltik-

<Briar: "Uh... May I ask what is going on here?">

<Lardna: "Er... We kinda had something to drop off... And one of the mons accompanying us kinda had the idea to pull a bit of a nasty prank...">

<Reynard: "Hey, I didn't know that it would work on everyone! I was just going to use it on that Gar-">

<Finn + Briar: "   Grr!   ">

<Finn: "Hmph! What were you going to drop off anyways?">

<Zexion "Your pendant.">

<Finn: "My pen- OH!">

-And sees me holding it-

-Taking it from my wingclaws-

<Finn: "How'd you get that?! And it looks as good as new!">

<"Ask your mate.">

<Briar: "Well... You seemed so upset after it got damaged, and well... I had a friend in another settlement that I thought could help...">

-To us-

<Finn: "Er... Uh... Thanks.">

<Joltik!Reynard: "Uh... You're wel-">

<Finn: "Not you!">

<Moogle: "Wait, why's that mean so much to you anyways? It's just a symbol from the Dragon Empire, isn't it?">

RM: Well then, there's two options. Live as a bum, which, if your lucky, you will live on your own waste for about 3 days before dieing. Or you could get an education, get some experience and find a home. But I unfortunately know little about Castelia. Other then the man eating Mightyena pack. And the overprotective Patrat. And Burgh.

???: Oh hello there, Trip! Are you doing fine?

"GEEZ, ASSAULT, ASSAULT!"

???: -Facepalm-

~But I don't like people! They're irritating and stupid! Why should I have to learn from them?~

RM: Well, I never said the education would have to be from people.

~Huh. Well then. Gotta find somemon to teach me then. Step one. Step two, figure out what to do with my life. Step three, well I'll get there when I get there.~

RM: Well, I'm sure... no, she'd probally have two injured legs... Beetz wouldn't really... Bizmo's knowledge wouldn't be useful... And Lily's too young... Argg, need relaxation.

Rosemary used Calm Mind!

RM: Ahhhhh... much better.

"Figure the first thing I need is to learn how to read..."

RM: I guess I could teach you that. It's rather simple.

"Oh, it's you!"

A short man, hair greying, stands eye to eye with Trip.

???: Yes, you finally recognized me.

It's Oak, by the way.

Sauna Hold - Pools

<Finn: "Well... It's more important to me... It was given to me by my father. And he got it from his father... And... Well... You get the idea... I can't believe that you went through all this trouble, Briar!">

<Briar: "Well... It's said that some stones are worth more than an entire hoard put together... And it seemed that important to you... I just did what came naturally from that point.">

<Moogle: "How far does that go back?">

<Finn: "I don't remember... I know that it was made by one of my ancestors back when the Empire was a thing... He apparently had been captured twice, once in some war before the humans disappeared and supposedly he owed his life to this place twice over... So he stayed here after the Empire collapsed... Or was it his kid that made this...? I don't remember...">

<Briar: "As for why it's important... Beyond the obvious... As sure as how badly history remembers the Empire... It's a part of us. And little trinkets like those serve to remind us that for every loathsome mon in its ranks... There was another just like us... And another that became like us after being afforded a chance at redemption...">

<"I see...">

<Joltik!Reynard: "So... We can go now?">

-Pointing at the remaining mons present-

<Briar: "I sincerely doubt that...">

<Irate!Dragonair: "Is that a joke?! We have to use these pools!">

<Irate!Fraxure: "Yeah, I'm not getting into one of them now!">

<"It's fine, it's fine... Reynard's volunteered to clean up everything.">

<Joltik!Reynard: "I... What?">

<Lardna: "This is your fault here, Reynard.">

<Andre: "Yeah, we didn't cause this.">

<Zexion: "How cute. You're a bigger child than your own son is, Reynard.">

<Joltik!Reynard: "Grr... Shut up!">

<"I think that's a fair trade for not killing him, right?">

<Finn: "... A bit of a unsatisfying one... But yeah.">

-The others remaining murmur in agreement-

<"We'll see you back at the lodge, Reynard.">

-To Briar-

<Finn: "Heh... Maybe we should go find someplace quiet and away from all this...">

<Briar: "I think I'd like that, Finn...">

-And we begin to leave as the two dragons begin to leave-

<Joltik!Reynard: "Hey! You can't just leave me here-!">

<Irate!Fraxure: "Alright fox, snap out of it and get to work! These pool grounds need to be clean enough for us to eat off of tomorrow!">

<Moogle: "See you!">

edited 3rd Jun '12 11:32:30 PM by TracerBullet

~Really?~ She beams.

RM: Mhm. It's actually rather simple. See that strange message up there? That says "People look as they pass by." Look at the letters, then re- hey wait a minute, when Mew left that message, you read it perfectly!

~No, you read it, I read your thoughts. Simple. But I can't do that forever, now can I?~

RM: Ohhh, right, considering the circumstances we were in before.

Oh, now Lily is suggesting we do somthing called a "Timeskip" Shou:d we try?

Last post for tonight

~Er, sure, whatever that means.~

Last post for me too.

Cyan Wood, PMD-B

-Team Nova has decided to take a break from their work and hang around the pub-

Doc: Ugh, it's been so boring lately.

???: Oh?

-Said mon happens to be a Ludicolo-

You kids definitely look like you're in need of...excitement.

Crochet: -Head tilt- Who are you? And where'd you come from, I could've sworn you weren't here before.

Ludicolo: The name's Sam, Sam Guevenne.

Thresher: A surname? What kind of mon has a surname?

Doc: A weird one, that's what.

Sam Guevenne: -Pulls out a flask filled with fermented Oran Berry juice- I'll challenge all four of you to a drinking contest. If you win, you'll get my lucky staff.

Crochet: I don't know, aren't we a little young t-

Limna: -Pounds the table with a fist- Okay you...lily-pad duck thing, you're on!

After the first drink

Sam Guevenne: Hmm, not bad.

Doc: We could do this all night.

Second drink

Sam Guevenne: Ugh, I think I've had enough.

Limna: -Breathes out some fire while looking a little woozy- Hah, we win, but one more for the victory lap.

Third drink

Sam Guevenne: It looks like you've won.

All: -Slurred- Yeahhhhh, I guess we diddddddd...

Sam Guevenne: You've won my lucky staff, but before I give it to you I want to take you all to a place where the wine flows like water.

Doc: -Struggling to stay upright- Whatttt do you mean by thattttttttt....

Sam Guevenne: -Smiling as Team Nova starts to drop unconscious- Oh, you'll see...

edited 29th Jan '16 10:09:54 PM by rmctagg09

Some Time Later - Sauna Hold Lodge

-A certain Zoroark is reaching a room that Team Earthbound and company have reserved for the night, dead tired from a long bout of work-

<Reynard: "Ugh. How do lizards even do that? Oh well, it's over with...">

-And walks into the room, and happens to disturb a Zorua from sleep-

<Cecil: "Zzz... Huh?">

-And just stares at Reynard-

<Cecil: "...">

-Before curling up and returning to sleep-

<Reynard: "... I've really screwed this up, haven't I?">

And with that, good night.

EDIT: Just wanted to say to any future readers that nothing sexual in the least happened between the mons involved in this post.

Underground

-Has decided to set up camp for the night-

???, Several hours later

Doc: -With a panging headache- My head...

-Notices that he and Crochet have ended up curled up together-

...

Crochet: -Stirs right after- Doc, what happened, I can't remember.

-The two notice that they happen to be under the statue of a Venomoth, in a design very similar to a naked human women's statue-

Doc: Weird statue.

Buneary: -Walks over with an annoyed look on her face- I hope you two are happy, blasphemers. The thorn pod and the blue chicken that came with you are over there.

-Points to Thresher and Limna, who still haven't woken up yet-

Doc: -Both he and Crochet separate as soon as possible- W-Where are we? W-What happened?

Buneary: The Temple of Dibella in Chrome Town. You four burst into our temple and were about to vandalize that statue when you fell asleep.

Crochet: How far away is that from Cyan Wood?

Buneary: Did you hit your heads too? This is Sinnoh.

Both: Sinnoh?

Crochet: How'd we get to Sinnoh in the first place? Last I checked we were still in Johto.

Doc: -To the Buneary- We're sorry for messing up your temple, but is there anything else you can tell us?

Buneary: -Sighs- Apology accepted, but you're still going to need to help me clean up the mess you all made.

-Little did we know, this was just the beginning of our misadventure-

edited 29th Jan '16 9:26:57 PM by rmctagg09

Pinwheel Forest - Earlier

Eskay: Let's get out of here. I need to make sure Skye and Diane haven't held a funeral for me yet.

He concentrates on The Verde, where he last saw them, and flicks the shard.

Meanwhile, "Spectrum" has been focusing on going anywhere OTHER THAN where Eskay planned.

Castelia City

"Spectrum's" meddling gets them sent here.

Eskay: ...I swear, something's going wrong with these shards... Oh, hi there, Psyche...

*Beat*

Eskay: Psyche!? What're you doing here!?

-Straw is in Castelias, laving left Pinwheel, when he runs into the only other humans he knows not in PMD-

Oh, hey guys.

-Notices Psyche-

I thought you were going home to Lostlorn Forest?

- Is asleep -