Onions are fun, aren't they?
- I can haz hire you for my birthday? o3o -The Everyman
- Yes, but my prices are high. It varies from some member of your family, a household pet, or various limbs.
- I'm not the Dryad you're looking for. -desdendelle
- Only if those tears are of joy. - Amused Troper Guy
- Of...Of course they are...
