ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Relic Castle, PMD-B

Helios: Sure! I should warn you though, Orre's kind of a rough place. Audilith, can you show these guys to the living quarters?

-A positively ancient looking Audilith walks into view-

Audilith: Sure thing Helios.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Rim: Yes, Can you explain what happened?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

Relic Castle

Umbra: Wow... At least he has SOME company...

-they follow Audilith to the living quarters-

Contact Me!

Treasure Town

-finishes chiseling the icosahedron-

<..Now what?>

Pariah: <Do something interesting?>

<But there's nothing to do...Maybe I'll carve something besides random shapes.>

Pariah: <Like what?>

<...A bicycle? A map of Unova? A muffin the size of a Wailord? A Wailord?>

Pariah: <A Wailord.>

<Okay.> -begins doing so-

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.

Uxie: I think I looked at my reflection in the water too hard, and gave myself amnesia. I will need you... to hit me on the head. Try to bring back my memories.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Treasure Town

-Amanita's mons watch Onion carve-

Thorn: <...Meh.> -wanders off-

Phobos: <What if it falls?>

Ares: <Seems cool...>

Emperor: <:3>

Dart: <Hmm...>

Box: <Let's roll it over the town. >:D>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

That will be easy. I had this happen before.

-rim pulls a hammer out of my bag-

Okay Uxie now warn me if it gets bad.

-rim whacks uxie with hammer-

edited 30th Apr '12 7:32:28 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

Treasure Town

Abigail: looking up at the sky... Thresher is somewhere around here, right? I'm at least in the correct universe...

-no, she isn't-

Explorer's Guild

Pankaja: Yay! Let's help somebody tomorrow!

Pankaja falls asleep on the spot. Which is not really a recommended location for sleeping, oh well.

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Goldenrod City: Faith's House

-Faith, Rex, and their Pokemon (in addition to the WAAPT!Rex's Pokemon) are sitting at (or around) the kitchen table. The Pokemon seemed a bit curious about what was going on, while Faith seemed to be struggling with the proper questions to ask.-

Faith: Okay, Rex. Why don't you tell me how you spent your last few months.

Canon!Rex: That's easy. I went to the Sevii Islands with Kim, she headed to Holon, I came back to Olivine to try out the Battle Frontier with my friend Kris. Then, after that, I headed off to Sinnoh to observe... an unusual phenomenon and came back here.

Faith: The Twilight phenomenon, yes?

Canon!Rex: *shifts, embarrassed about being caught* ... ... ...Perhaps.

Faith: Hmmm...I see. *thinks this information over* As I recall, I got a phone call from Rex explaining the nature of the Twilight some weeks before northern Sinnoh's barrier dissipated. He said there were plenty of ghosts running amok.

Canon!Rex: I never sent a phone call like that...

Faith: I thought you might say that. *frowns, folding her arms* Tell me, Rex...did you see any Dusknoir around the time of the Twilight phenomenon?

Canon!Rex: Dusknoir? Why does tha- *pauses* ...I see. You mean to imply that a Dusknoir carried me to another world?

Fang: <Wait, other worlds? A bunch of darkness? A brunette teenager with spiky hair?>

Breezy: <Oh, is this the part where Billy Zane goes "Submit!"?>

Treasure Town

Forte: -huggles Mix-

Fortis: <I wish I could fly up to the clouds...>

Treasure Town, elsewhere

-Mezzo woke up!-

<...Where'd everyone go?>

Treasure Town, still elsewhere

-a Gothita approaches Marluxia-

Gohtita♀: <Excuse me, sir. Are you with the traveling improv group I've been hearing about? You seem to look the part...>

Gullwings' House

Rouge: <Well, er, we'd better get going so that we can get all our jewels back! So long!> -picks up Shadow and flies out the window-

Shadow: <There has got to be a better way to carry me around.>

Omega: -reactivates- <SLEEP CYCLE COMPLETE. MOVEMENT IN PROGRESS.>

-and Omega flies out the window as well, breaking it in the process-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

-I decide to leave Pankaja in a more comfortable spot, and exit the guild.

---

Uxie: I don't remember...

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Rim: Hmmm... Daisy can you help me please?

...

Rim:... She seem busy with the Noctowl. Okay lets try something heavier.

-rim pulls a bowling ball from my cape and hits uxie on the head with it-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

Treasure Town: Near Jab

Tailow: <Yeah, that's right! Run! You're not mon enough to handle my flavor, you wimp! ;_;>

Treasure Town, elsewhere

Marluxia: <... ... ...> *disarming smile* <Why, yes, I am.> *offers a rose* <Why don't we discuss things somewhere more private, miss? By the way, you don't mind if I call you Namine, do you?>

Treasure Town, elsewhere still

Spinda!Rex: *wanders over to Mezzo* <Oh, hi. You finally woke up, I see.>

Gullwings' House

Yuna: <What a strange bunch...>

Rikku: <Hey! We're billing you for that window!>

Treasure Town

<Yeah, I did. Where'd Every go?>

Treasure Town, elsewhere

Gothita♀ Naminé: <No, I don't mind... though that is a strange request.>

-she takes the rose and follows Marluxia-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Treasure Town

Spinda!Rex: <I'm not sure. I think I saw a Dunsparce go into that store over there a while earlier, though. ...Your Pokemon aren't going to blow anything up, are they?> *looks at Mezzo's team warily*

Relic Castle, PMD-B

Audilith: -To Ammy and Umbra- We don't really get many visitors, unless they want to hire out some of our monpower.

-Some Larvesta, most likely Helios' descendants, crawl on the walls near what appears to be a carving of Helios, Algira, and a bunch of Surskit-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Treasure Town

<No. I think I gave Cerberus enough of a talking to yesterday, and Charybdis isn't here, thankfully.>

Felis: <Oh yes, we're just waiting until your back is turned.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Treasure Town

Spinda!Rex: <...> *blinks at Felis* <Right. Well, I guess we can go over there, then. We should be able to catch up with him easily; I don't know how a Dunsparce would carry bags without being slowed down.>

Treasure Town

<Then let's go.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Treasure Town

Mix: -nuzzles Forte-

Treasure Town, Building

Jab: <....>

Jab used Ice Shard!

Treasure Town

-Every finishes shopping and goes to look for Mezzo-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Treasure Town

Still just lazing around, Jeff mumbling something about atomic law and the quantum mechanical model. I dunno what he's on about either…

Treasure Town

Tailow: *faints* x_x

Treasure Town, elsewhere

Spinda!Rex: *leads Mezzo and Co. towards the store*

Goldenrod City: Faith's House

Rex: *is checking old news articles on his laptop at Faith's request* "Moon nearly collapses upon the Earth. Local group of teenagers suspected involved?" "PEFE Researcher defeats Orange League. Smogon isn't the way?" "Local Feraligatr defeats Red for the second time. Sets a new line of fashion?" ...This is definitely another world, alright.

Treasure Town Building

Jab: <Good riddance.> -leaves-

Treasure Town

Every: <Hi Mezzo! Hi Rex!>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Treasure Town

Pariah: <Roll it over the town? I guess we could. But dropping it from a great height sounds much more fun.>

-pauses in carving-

<...I think I'll make something else, then...>

Pariah: <Huh? Why?>

<...No reason...>

-begins carving a Zubat instead, looking at Amanita for reference-

Pariah: <Why a Zubat?>

<They're nice and less lethal and destructive when dropped from a great height.>

The zombies are coming, but it's okay, I've planned out what to do in exactly two thousand one hundred and nine semi-plausible situations.

Treasure Town, With Onion

Amanita: <...Carving a Zubat? I want eyes, dangit...>

Ares: <Learn to fight.>

Amanita: <...>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.