ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Keldeo: Oh! It's nice to meet you, Monsieur Every!

Keldeo I: Likewise.

-Meanwhile, Lake notices Crewe hiding behind him and shifts himself so that the Legendaries can't see her.-

edited 8th Jul '11 2:30:30 PM by Luke924

Yeah.

-Releases Helios-

Well, I was kinda sorta tailing you.

You've met Breeze, -gestures to the Chimecho, who has finished glomping Keldeo and is now wrapped around my head- and this is Diesel.

Diesel: <Hello!>

Gyru should be around somewhere...

Diesel: <But you don't want to meet him. He isn't very nice.>

- Grabbing onto Wings' legs as he prepares to take off, looks over at Tagg, tilting my head slightly in confusion -

Oh? Why?

-Is getting on Helios-

Um, partially because I didn't know where you were going, and partially because I felt like testing my sneaking skills.

-Looks rather embarrassed for admitting that-

Thanks Lake.

-reflexively reaches for a Pokeball, then realizes I only have one Pokemon on me and I really don't want to bring her out at the moment-

-Sees Cynthia-

-Doesn't know what to say, so just gives the thumbs up and sends out Marina-

edited 8th Jul '11 2:39:40 PM by Slouch

Oh, uh... Okay?

- Wings takes off, and starts heading back to Jubilife -

Just be advised, Slouch, that Tracer has some very evil stratagems in line. Go all-out, since Cynthia will give you no quarter. If you win, it won't be easy.

and out

Keldeo: Oh! -To Diesel - <Bonjour! It's nice to meet you!>

Keldeo I: Well, if you say so.

Lake: <Hmm? Where have all your Pokémon gone, Crewe?>

Very evil?

Yeah, I'd suggest that you bring plenty of lube if you catch my drift.

-Sighs as Helios lifts off-

My people skills suck.

I left them all at the tree. Whenever I have to do something involving Hecate, I push my Pokemon away. Even Dana. And Hecate wasn't even there. I'm starting to think I should go back to just having six Pokemon with me. Less headache and heartache.

PEFE-approved level evil.

Diesel: <Nice to meet you too!>

...Lube?
Must be seriously evil.

edited 8th Jul '11 2:41:28 PM by Slouch

Oh, that's evil.

-Sees Slouch-

-Thinking-

Cynthia: "Hmm... It looks like he just might be who I've been waiting for..."

Cynthia: "One look at you tells me many things about you. Together, you and your Pokémon overcame all the challenges you faced, however difficult. It means that you've triumphed over any personal weaknesses, too. The power you learned... I can feel it emanating from you."

-Grabs a Pokeball-

Cynthia: "That's enough talking. Let's get on with why you're here. I, Cynthia, champion of the Sinnoh League, accept your challenge! There won't be any letup from me! Go! Spiritomb!"

-Releases Spiritomb from its Pokeball-

<Spiritomb: "BAM! TO BEHOLD, A BOND OF 108 SOULS, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BAS-">

___________________

-In the stands-

<Lardna: "...">

<Shaun: "...">

<Nadia: "...">

<Toothless: "I'm guessing that she can't understand that...">

<Kat: "Ugh... This again...">

______________

-On the arena-

<Spiritomb: "A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BILE THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT WE BABBLE...BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL US SPIRITOMB.">

- Is flying back to Jubilife on Wings -

Oh, it's okay, Tagg. Nobody's perfect.

Huh. Nice.

...Hwa?

-Marina looks confused as well for a second, then shrugs and uses Dragon Rush-

edited 8th Jul '11 2:45:00 PM by Slouch

This Spiritomb was brought to you by the letter B.

No, this Spritomb was brought to you by /b/.

-Is still riding on Helios-

Well, okay. I still feel kind of bad though.

edited 8th Jul '11 2:47:07 PM by rmctagg09

You have no idea Slouch. Arceus help you.

Lake: <Oh. I know how you feel there. The Zoroark on our team isn't exactly pleasant, either. But you really shouldn't push your other Pokémon away because of her. They can't all get along all the time.>

Keldeo: <We don't have any Kricketune in Unova. Is it really true that you can make music?>

Keldeo I: -To Every- Should I cover my ears for this one?

edited 8th Jul '11 2:48:32 PM by Luke924

- Eventually lands in Jubilife and recalls Wings -

Well, let's just head over to the stadium and watch the battle between Slouch and Cynthia.

Or rather, by the letter /b/... AAARGH darn ninjask'd... also, sorry about this, Slouch...

edited 8th Jul '11 2:49:44 PM by SilentReverence

This is getting rather worrying... The way you guys keep going on about how evil this strategy is makes me half suspect Cynthia's Pokemon are going to have rocket launchers or something.

But no... It's even worse than that, isn't it?

edited 8th Jul '11 2:50:03 PM by Slouch