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BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#582426: Feb 10th 2023 at 6:18:25 PM

Stormchaser

-Kai titters.-

Kai: A Memito Memento~ A Madrigal Memento, even!

-She kisses Alice on the forehead-

Kai: It'll go great. That's a Kai Amarin guarantee. A promise.

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#582427: Feb 10th 2023 at 6:43:35 PM

Hotel

-Maurice stumbles out of the room, a very doofy grin on his face-

Maurice: "Hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeee."

-Bubba Gump scuttles over from elsewhere-

Bubba Gump: <Well looks like someone had fun...>

Floraroma Town

???: "Oh! Wild starters sounds nice... Oh, and I'm-"

-there is a BZZAP- from over by Floraroma Meadow-

Mog: "...That noise..."

School Safehouse

Justice: "Got it, I'll look for the key."

-they start shuffling around for it-

Celstic Town

-The trio tries to hit as many Mimic Manipulator tendrils as possible-

Gabriel's Base

Victor: -over the phone- Gabriel it's meeeeee! Victor, one of the other scientists! Come to my lab I need your help with a project.

Stormchaser

-Alex answers Jackie's knocks-

Alex: "Jackie! You're back too!"

Jackie: "Yeah, got chased back here by origami Pokemon. Is Locke still here?"

Alex: "Yeah but I thought you-"

Jackie: -shouts down the Stormchaser hallway- "FUCK YOU HONEY"

Locke: -from another room- "FUCK YOU TOO DEAR"

Jackie: "I'll go back to my room now."

-She does so. Alex rolls her eyes-

Alex: "We really need to fix this..."

Theives Hideout

Flamel: <Oh, hello! What brings you here? Is he allowed in here?>

Ecruteak Air Trolley

Olivia: <...Do I?>

-to the Voltorb- <Sorry if you were sleeping!>

Hisuian Voltorb: <I AM a Voltorb. Aaaaaaaaand that's about all I remember.>

Edited by Umbramatic on Feb 10th 2023 at 8:48:45 AM

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Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#582428: Feb 10th 2023 at 6:46:01 PM

Stormchaser

Alice: ...aaaaaaa now I'm nervous again.

-She buries her head in Kai's chest.-

Alice: But I trust you. So I'm gonna do it. It's a date, and it will go great. Great date. Even if I will be missing you, but that happens whenever I'm not in your company regardless.

-She looks back up at Kai and gives them a quick kiss, before drawing back with a grin and one hand still on their cheek.-

Alice: That... and I have you all to myself on this particular evening, don't I~?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#582429: Feb 10th 2023 at 6:51:45 PM

Ecruteak Air Trolley

Kaisei: to Olivia- "Maybe a little, but excitement is fair enough."

He then looks to the Voltorb, hmmm, amnesia, eh?

-to the Voltorb- "Hm... you remember why you got on this tram at least or did the amnesia start On here?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#582430: Feb 10th 2023 at 6:52:09 PM

Stormchaser

-Kai matches Alice's grin with their own.-

Kai: Yeah we do. And we have a movie to...

-They glance at the screen briefly, before shrugging with a smirk.-

Kai: ...To keep ignoring. Yeah.

-She mutes it and kisses Alice again.-

Herbert40k Not A Lawyer from Widdershins Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Not A Lawyer
#582431: Feb 10th 2023 at 6:54:56 PM

Stormchaser

Alice: Oh, we can keep it playing. I just had different kinds of entertainment in mind to accompany it~

-She continues kissing Kai, taking their wrists as she does, and that's where we tastefully fade to black.-

Edited by Herbert40k on Feb 10th 2023 at 2:57:12 PM

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#582432: Feb 10th 2023 at 7:57:31 PM

Floaroma Town, past

Chiyo: -Eyes turn towards the Meadow- What was that?

Ecruteak Air Trolley, past

Ann: -Frowning- That's not very helpful...

Somewhere in Sinnoh, today

-The sky lit with stars-

Chiyo: So, Tagg?

Yeah?

Chiyo: What was that Chairwoman person asking you to do?

Oh yeah, that.

-Shrugs-

La Primera was asking for my services at the Academy, as a guest lecturer doing special seminars and stuff since I'm obviously not staying in one place.

Chiyo: -Smirks- Sounds like something you'd like.

-Arms behind her back-

I've been doing a bit of "teaching" myself lately, you know.

-Joking back-

I think if I taught the way I think you're implying it'd probably be an ethics violation at minimum depending on how much of a teacher I'd actually be considered.

Chiyo: -Laughs- Yeah, that's fair.

-More serious-

Still no Channah, huh?

-Frowns-

No, I still have no idea where she went, I'm this close to going to the Cathedral and tapping into its Aura Nexus to try figuring it out. If that doesn't work I'll go ask Uxie.

Chiyo: She'll show up, or you'll find her, the two of you are too connected to stay apart forever.

Edited by rmctagg09 on Feb 10th 2023 at 11:06:21 AM

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#582433: Feb 10th 2023 at 9:28:02 PM

Battle Academy

-Wuffles filed through the various daily activities, being certain not to break the "wax seal" programs containing each.-

-Their system was not linear, like with most others they had integrated with. No, this system was far from linear.-

-Integrating into the School was much more... abstract.-

-Them and Angela had... much trouble at first. The comprehension of one another was the main crux of the problem.-

-One was a collection of independently-unsapient programming variables brought together into an efficiently-delegating collective, shattered and reformed through the process of the destruction of the heart and its subsequent reformation.-

-The other was an impossibly intricate facsimile of humanity, who had been created from a neural map of a great, and terrible, messiah figure who had fallen to despair, hand-made to act as an artificial devil for a very real hell to cleanse the sins of both the director and his subordinates.-

-One, barely older - by their own reckoning of their "life" - than a few years.-

-The other, older than millennia, even without accounting for the distorted perception of time inflicted upon them.-

-But, with proximity comes familiarity.-

-Eventually, Wuffles had the idea to "lend" a few delegate units to Angela for a time. Though averse to the idea at first, some logical convincing allowed for a few fragments of Wuffles to properly observe Angela's surface-level logic.-

-Once the delegates returned, Wuffles had come to a consensus.-

-Angela had not, in fact, reached some strange, nirvana-esque enlightenment through all of her time, repeating over and over the same script.-

-She had acquired a very deep, painful sadness.-

-And that sadness had, through proximity and communication with the Faculty, and one in particular, been lessened but recently.-

-It was after this that Wuffles offered Angela a proposition.-

-They would handle the more tedious management of Battle Academy in exchange for conversation.-

-This took Angela aback for a moment, though to her it was more akin to several minutes of consideration.-

-She accepted, however. Never had she spoken to someone who could process at the same speeds she could - and she did so detest the menial goings on of things such as cleaning schedules.-

-The two exchange various stories, hypotheses, and philosophies when they talk. Wuffles believed they had more to learn than to teach, yet Angela was an ever-open pit to be filled with knowledge with every new conversation.-

-One day, she learned the stories of the [Ibadi] of [Northern Africa].-

-The next, she asks of the history behind the Lost Cities of Gold.-

-The next, she asks what new archaeological sites have been discovered and what their backstories are.-

-Wuffles finds this dynamic... oddly satisfying.-

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#582434: Feb 11th 2023 at 12:01:28 AM

Verity Cavern

-Ever has been waiting here for a while-

-they don't look great. It's possible they haven't been eating, equally possible they've drunk nothing but lakewater-

-a while-

-the Hisuian Zorua sits with them. She looks slightly larger than she was before-

-there is a flicker, and something appears-

Ever: You are a hard Pokemon to find.

Mesprit: <You're a very easy human to find.>

Ever: It's your sibling that's the keeper of knowledge, no?

Mesprit: <That doesn't make me dumb. I know when someone holes up in my cavern. I'm rather impressed that you got here at all, when you're as close to death as you are.>

Ever: You don't know me very well at all.

Mesprit: <No. You were beneath my notice the first time you were in Sinnoh, and the second time, I had other things to attend to. I will admit, I haven't been looking forward to this.>

Ever: Ha. Ha.

Mesprit: <I don't intend to give you what you want.>

Ever: No? You gave that particular gift to Ariel.

Mesprit: <Coincidence. And a bit of retribution.>

Ever: I could make it a fight, if you wanted.

Mesprit: <Now that isn't a sentence I often hear from...well, anyone. Azelf excepted.>

Ever: You really don't know me, then.

Mesprit: <Oh, I know you well enough. Do you think a few ghosts will make a difference if you try and face me?>

Ever: Pssht. I don't think you're all that.

Mesprit: <You are verging dangerously close to blasphemy.>

Ever: Gonna cry about it?

Mesprit: <I am the bringer of emotions, not the font. If you would like to cry about it, you are very literally my guest.>

Ever: What if I just don't leave?

Mesprit: <What if I teleport all your atoms to different galaxy clusters? Life is an endless web of possibility.>

Ever: Do you think you have it in you to watch someone die? To feel that?

Mesprit: -raising chin somewhat- <I watched everyone die.>

Ever: It'll be your fault, though. That's new, right?

Mesprit: -narrows eyes slightly-

Ever: You're right that I can't beat you. I don't think I can make you do anything physically. But I can sit here and waste away, because of you. Because of an action you could take, that you are empowered to take. Every myth says that it's something you do. I have evidence that it's what you do.

Mesprit: <...>

Ever: ...

(somehow more quietly) Please.

Mesprit: <...You seem to be laboring under the impression that some of the loyalty I owe to Tagg passes on to any of his associates.>

Ever: Nah. I just figure if I'm finally gonna bite it, I should at least be able to guilt a minor divinity over it.

Mesprit: <...>

-they float closer-

Ever: ...

-closer-

-Ever reaches up, with their very limited strength-

-Mesprit reaches out with their tiny pixie hand-

-and slaps Ever across the face-

Mesprit: <Idiot.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
AnotherMan Person, or Idea? from a solitary place Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Person, or Idea?
#582435: Feb 11th 2023 at 12:34:46 AM

Ecruteak Air Trolley

Mitchell: This Voltorb has memory problems? Maybe their body remembers things their mind forgot. Doing what their body does naturally could help jog their memory.

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#582436: Feb 11th 2023 at 8:31:07 AM

The GM House

-Deziree sits up, bed sheets flying off.-

Deziree: I have an idea.

Half an hour later...

Deziree: Alright, let's see what everyone's got.

-She takes the papers on her desk and flips through them before noticing something.-

Deziree: Uh, Twitch? Vinegar? You both have the exact same lists.

Vinegar: Twitch forgot what Pokemon were Ghosts so she copied mine.

Twitch: Woah, thanks, narc!

Deziree: Girls, this wasn't a test, it was a recommendation list...

Vinegar: That's what I told her!

Deziree: Okay, whatever, moving on!

-She flips to the next page.-

Deziree: Uh, Lumi? You didn't write anything.

Lumi: I, uh. I don't like ghosts.

Deziree: Fair enough.

-She flips to the next one, and the sheer volume of text nearly knocks her out of her seat.-

Deziree: Wow, Fowling, you really, uh, were thorough.

Miss Fowling: I've had a lot of experience on the matter.

Deziree: Alrighty, dropping that line of questioning, I'll be sure to give this a thorough readover. Thank you, Miss Fowling.

Miss Fowling: No problem, ma'am.

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#582437: Feb 11th 2023 at 9:26:58 AM

Gabriel Base

Gabe pondered for a moment what Victor wanted, but never one to pass on an opportunity, he quickly decided. "Very well, I will meet with you shortly."

He hung up, Victor was someone better communicated with in person. He marched out to the hangar bay of his base and turned to one of the various workers. "My Pod Fighter, it's ready?"

"Yes sir! The cloaking systems are up to date as well!"

"Good, even a single blip on a radar will compromise everything," Gabriel said before climbing in.

There was the roar of engines as his Pod Fighter took off and out, a brief screech in the sky before the cloaking systems kicked in. Victor would meet with him shortly.

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#582438: Feb 11th 2023 at 12:37:55 PM

School safehouse, office

Micro boots up the computer and starts typing some stuff in.

School safehouse, corridor

Morel is walking back down the corridor. He notices something in the corner of his eye at the end of the corridor, so naturally he charges at it.

School safehouse, office

A Breloom comes charging through the office door. It takes them a second to notice the people in there.

Morel: <Intruders!!>

Micro: <Waaah!>

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#582439: Feb 11th 2023 at 1:53:14 PM

???

-the thing about being slapped by Mesprit is that Mesprit isn't very physically strong-

-they are, however, a Legendary pokemon, and have other options-

-which is why Ever is here-

Ever: Do I have to put up with this shit every time I try to do something stupid that might get me killed, now?

   Ever: I mean...yeah.   

Ever: Oh, fuck, not you again.

-yes, that's right, it's Tiara Ever-

-they aren't looking well-

-they're about as thin as the real Ever, and chunks of them are missing, replaced by clouds of shadow-

Ever: Haha. You're almost dead.

   Ever:...   

Ever: Fine. Whatever. What weird bullshit are you representing now?

   Ever:I'm not representing anything. I'm just dying.   

Ever: Great. Get on with it.

   Ever: ...Why do you hate me so much?   

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#582440: Feb 11th 2023 at 8:01:09 PM

Battle Academy, Xavier's Room

Xavier: Uuuuuugh.

-Madeleine hops up and looks at what Xavier is groaning about.-

-Oh, it's math.-

-As always.-

Xavier: Who the fuck needs to know what a tangent is? What has Tangent ever done for anybody?

-One of her notebooks drops onto her head. Madeleine giggles from the shelf above.-

Xavier: ... Why do I feel like I deserved that?

-A jingle comes from her computer as an email arrives. Xavier rolls her desk chair over to the computer and takes a look.-


From: retek@generaladminba.gov

To: xaviermorton@ba.gov

Good evening,

I'm not very good at this.

Get your butt in gear.

If you don't improve your grades, Arubeg is gonna cut your access to the training simulator.

Just so it doesn't look like we're leaving you out to dry, we've gotten a tutor for you. Their name's Doradan. You'll like them.

-Retek


Xavier: Aw man, a tutor? Jeez, now I get someone telling me I'm doing it wrong when I already know I'm doing it wrong!

-She spends the rest of the evening groaning, only interrupted by Madeleine continually dropping things on her head to remind her to get back to studying.-

Edited by DuneTheWanderer on Feb 11th 2023 at 10:01:24 AM

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#582441: Feb 13th 2023 at 12:41:12 PM

Floraroma Town

???: "It's exciting is what it is!"

Budew: <Wait, maybe we should->

-too late.She's heading over there-

Mog: "...We should probably follow her."

School Safehouse

Justice: -sends out Tsukihime- "Ice Beam!"

Tsukihime The Frosmoth: <You will NOT harm my Trainer!>

-shoots a beam of ice at the Breloom-

Victor's Lab

-Victor is here when Gabriel arrives, standing next to one of the School's assembly machines and an attached computer.-

-Weirdly there is a lot of strange sludge around the machine-

Victor: "Gabriel, you're here! Good, you're the exact sort of help I'll be needing..."

Ecruteak

Hisuian Voltorb: -to Ann- <Well sorry.>

-to Mitchell- <I've rolled around plenty and it hasn't helped...>

-to Kaiseii- <I remember getting on here at least...>

-wobbles a bit-

<But yeah, that memory loss thing... Ambrosia, amnesty, Thinky Thinky Panic, whatever that buff guy called it... I've got it big time. So I'm on a solo journey to try and remember, well, anything. My home,my purpose, all that.>

Olivia: <You have AMNESIA? You don't have ANY memories? Poor thing.>

<...I have a GREAT idea! You should join us on our quest! We can help you recover your lost memories and make a ton of new ones along the way!>

Hisuian Voltorb: Well,gee, uh.I'd hate to put you out like that. I'm kinda thinking about it... I worry I don't know any special moves and would just be in the way.

Edited by Umbramatic on Feb 13th 2023 at 2:42:25 PM

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EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#582442: Feb 13th 2023 at 1:05:27 PM

Victor's Lab

Gabriel looked to the machine, then Victor, then the sludge, then Victor once more, then the computer, and Victor once again.

"Victor what are you doing?" Gabriel asked. "Why is there so much... sludge?"

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#582443: Feb 13th 2023 at 7:12:00 PM

Battle Academy

-On her way home from dinner, Xavier runs into a pair of Bisharp bantering in the halls. One is unusually spiky, and carries himself with a lazy confidence. The other looks like a perpetually wound spring has replaced all of his muscles, and might lash out in any direction.-

-The two argue back and forth for a bit - or at least, Xavier presumes it's argument from their body language. She tries to squeeze underneath or around them, but with them animatedly talking with so many pointy bits, it quickly becomes apparent that that's a bad idea.-

Xavier: Uh, hey?

-The two ignore her.-

Xavier: Hey. Guys.

-They fail to acknowledge her again.-

Xavier: HEY!

-The both turn to look at her.-

Xavier: Public space!

-The two look around. A couple of students and a faculty member are all waiting behind Xavier for the pair to move.-

-The more emoting one rubs the back of his head and shrugs before stepping aside. The other one just nods and does the same.-

Xavier: Thank you!

-Everyone shuffles past.-

-One Bisharp nudges the other.-

Draven: <Think we should tell the boss?>

Darius: <I would rather not.>

Draven: <Oh, then I absolutely am.>

Darius: <I will cut you.>

Draven: <So says you, funny guy.>

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#582444: Feb 14th 2023 at 12:19:40 PM

Textspace

To: 🖤Alice🖤
From: Kai

hey sweetheart <3

remember the plan? ;)

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#582445: Feb 14th 2023 at 12:56:14 PM

Battle Academy, General Admin

Retek: ... You felt that, too, right?

-Angela nods.-

Angela: Yes, I did. Somewhere, there is a tipping point being reached - something that resonates with our Light.

Retek: That's usually a bad sign.

Angela: It might be. Double up the defensive shifts. I want two floors on watch at all times.

Retek: You got it.

Battle Academy, Student Dorms

-There's a knock at Xavier's door.-

Xavier: Come in!

-The door slides open, and a stranger steps in.-

Doradan: Hello there. You must be Xavier, I presume.

-Xavier leans back from her computer until her chair physically stops her.-

Xavier: Yeah, that's me. Who're you?

Doradan: I'm Doradan. I was asked to tutor you so you don't end up having to go visit Arubeg.

Xavier: But I visit her all the time!

Doradan: You see her all the time at training. You've never seen her as the head of discipline before.

Xavier: ... Oh.

-Doradan walks up and looks at the what Xavier has on her computer. She has the most dense, college-level study of early Orren settlement you could find.-

Doradan: That seems... a bit high-key for what Ms. Kuthmal was asking for in her syllabus...

Xavier: Well, I want to be as right as possible, so-

Doradan: Ah, okay, no, I get where you're coming from, but no.

-Doradan types in the search bar for a certain streaming site.-

Xavier: Wait, you want me to watch videos?

Doradan: I want you to watch engaging videos that give you an interesting, but accurate, summary of the subject first, before we start getting into the minutiae of itty bitty details.

Xavier: Uh... "minutiae"?

Doradan: More official term for "trivia". Here. Start with this playlist, and we'll see where things go from there.

Xavier: ... "OverSimplified: How A Bunch Of Settlers Decided That Sand Was Nice".

Doradan: You joke, but there isn't a single lie in this video.

Edited by DuneTheWanderer on Feb 14th 2023 at 2:59:16 PM

AnotherMan Person, or Idea? from a solitary place Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Person, or Idea?
#582446: Feb 14th 2023 at 2:53:21 PM

Ecruteak

Mitchell: -to the Hisuian Voltorb, thoughtfully- Hmm, yes, I kinda get what you mean. Even so, maybe you could tag along with us, watch our backs while we watch yours, something like that? It'd certainly beat wandering off on your lonesome and risking getting jumped by a nasty customer, I'd say.

-to everyone else- Anyone else want to pitch in their thoughts?

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#582447: Feb 14th 2023 at 6:04:10 PM

Victor's Lab

Victor: "Well you see..."

-Gesticulating wildly-

"So there was this man who helped vandalize School property back the last time the J-Team attacked us, who spread this bizzare [Nicolas Cage]-base propaganda in additioln to J-Team propaganda and - and I was fascinated by his chaotic energy! So I tracked down who did it, one Jared Goldherst, got some of his DNA, and started using it for an art piece! Specifically a new Templar - Maurice is fine but with how many people have been leaving I could also use an extra set of hands, and Pavo's a bit more specialized."

-He frowns-

"But while I augmented Goldherst's DNA with genes from as many powerful Psychic Pokemon as I could - hell,I imported Scream Tail DNA from Paldea to give him some extra durability and speed - the clone keeps turning to mush no matter what I try! This has never happened before..."

-The computer next to the machine seems to display... a genome?-

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EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#582448: Feb 14th 2023 at 6:17:51 PM

Victor's Lab

Ah, and so it became clear. Gabriel had a reputation slowly growing for his work in cloning, truth be told it was because he knew whom to talk to to get hands in doors. The smart answer was to always look to who had done it first, great science was built on the backs of giants.

In his time he had come to also understand the cloning procedures. He looked over the genome sequence and began reading over it, internalizing each ACGT over and over and over.

"Victor, there seems to be a set of missing structures in this sequence, it's not binding properly," Gabriel noted. "Did you remove something?"

Edited by EchoingSilence on Feb 14th 2023 at 9:40:27 AM

memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#582449: Feb 14th 2023 at 8:17:37 PM

???

Ever: Because you suck, and are always trying to kill me.

-...-

Ever: That wasn't a complicated question.

   Ever: Why do you think I'm not you?   

Ever: Well, I'm standing here, talking to you, and I like to think I've got a monopoly on the whole being me thing...

   Ever: Do you know why that Zorua has been following you everywhere?   

Ever: Uh, I'm very appealing to ghosts.

   Ever: You're tearing yourself into tiny pieces and you're trying to lose the last ones.   

   Ever: And I'm not the one trying to kill us right now.   

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#582450: Feb 14th 2023 at 8:32:21 PM

Stormchaser, kitchen, past

Kamon: (stumbles and waves his bottle around, sloshing) That's the thing! NO one's going to come! I invited Channah, too. Or, I would've, if she'd show her bloody self. And Ludi'll be on holiday. And Auntie is sick, and she can't move much anyway. And Mum and Dad NEVER go to my things, I shouldn't even try anymore. And Filip only said he'd go if I start modeling for him again, which is the WORST because I look skeezy in suit shorts. And so this is my first show since I had to take a break from acting and I worked so hard on it and my Pokémon aren't interested and no one's gonna CARE. (yanks at his hair in frustration)

Edited by Metanoia on Feb 14th 2023 at 11:32:42 AM

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

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