Turffield, AFD
(And the second he hears the words "Arceus' unholy flank," Dio's eyes grow wide— and he immediately takes on Colton Rever's entire personality. Kim smirks.)
Kim: "And... here goes nothing."
(Dio blinks.)
Colton!Dio: <...yeah, that's fair.>
Kim: "This is going to be fun."
Edited by OPALGARNET16 on Apr 7th 2020 at 8:33:54 AM
Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅Turffield, AFD
Me: -looking towards the geoglyph- And now, ladies, gentlemen and enbies, we have TWO Coltons.
Piku-chan: <Guess that means it worked.>
Me: Quite right, Piku-chan.
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Motostoke — Recently
From: Kai
aaaaaa <3333
i know that there's Actual Cherry Blossoms but those cannot be used to spontaneously generate decorations and aesthetically pleasing furniture
anyway okay so, due to unfortunate timing, there's two event periods going on in this
the first is the previously mentioned sakura season, which is very 💕🌸💕
the other is basically just, easter with the serial numbers filed off
which... okay. sure. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
problem is, the latter is drawn out over a longer period of time than the former, and for the first half of it, the random event items showing up were absurdly skewed in favor of things for the latter rather than the former
and it's represented by a buneary npc who's blatantly just a Person In A Costume, as opposed to an anthro like the entire rest of the cast, and it looks like a cleaned up version of the buneary from [Five Nights At Freddy's] at that
so. yeah. that's the Context
you're now enlightened
❤
Halis: "Well, that was easy. I... get the feeling this next part might not be, though."
Halis cautiously follows at a safe distance, ruffling through their seemingly-nonexistent pockets, finding a weird card.
Halis: "Eh? Why do I have a playing card? Maybe I'll find out soon."
It is most definitely not a playing card.
Snowpoint Temple, AFD
-Halis enters-
-Before him and Jared-
-Is Clownigigas-
Clownigigas: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Hammerlocke, Gail
Raiden: <Told you.>
Olivia: -sighs- I don't do that indiscriminately. And it's not that I'm after. More something... Personal.
Hammerlocke, FEH Plot
-Robin nods to Roy but continues waiting-
Geo Soc
Alex: Sup! It's me.
Davy: <We're right on schedule mateys!>
Hulbury Gym
-Arrowkuda is next-
Cavendish: <Alright, let's make this->
Arrowkuda: <SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED>
-Rams into Cavendish and bites his leaves with an Ice Fang-
Cavendish: <AUGH>
-Nevertheless another Energy Ball does the Arrowkuda in-
-But Cavendish isn't looking good-
Contact Me!Geo Soc, Dame Williams' Office
Tommy and his Pokémon (including the one that is apparently his mother) and a middle aged gentleman that apparently looks like a fondly remembered television show host are there.
Tommy: Alex, you made it. And right on schedule. We're up next. By the way, this is Dr. Roger Williams.
Dr. Williams: A pleasure to meet you. My mother should be able to fill you in on Macro Cosmos' shenanigans.
Edited by MasterJayAM on Dec 23rd 2020 at 10:05:19 PM
Turffield, AFD
Kim: "Indeed it did."
(She suddenly turns to find that Dio is gone.)
Kim: "Dio...?"
Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅Turffield AFD
-Ian turns around to see that Dio is nowhere to be found.-
Me: Taihenda... Kim! Do you know what this MEANS?!
-Evelyn jolts in response to Ian yelling Kim's name and switches from Colton's personality to Kim's personality.-
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Turffield, AFD
Kim/Kim!Evelyn: (in unison, as deadpan as possible) "He's looking for Hikari?"
(They look at each other in confusion.)
Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅Turffield, AFD
Me: It means that there's a Gliscor acting like a Unovan J-Teamer presumably on a rampage!
Piku-chan: <Ian... Do you have ANY idea how little that narrows it down?>
Me: Fair point, Piku-chan... It means that there's a Gliscor acting like Colton... but let's still assume that the Gliscor in question is on a rampage.
Piku-chan: <That's fair.>
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Turffield, AFD
Kim: "I highly doubt that Dio is on a rampage. Rever doesn't go on a rampage that often."
Hi, I’m oghond, and I’m a Rushaholic. Sorry if I annoy you unintentionally. 😅Turffield, AFD
Kim!Evelyn: But if we don't FIND Dio, let's assume that it technically is a rampage.
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Textspace
To: Kai
From: Brie
you could just hack the game. that's a thing people do right? :/
anyway thank you for the education 💚
you should come help me find an actual animal to cross though :P
because there's nothing!! >:|
Edited by memyselfandI2 on Apr 8th 2020 at 4:04:17 AM
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Motostoke
From: Kai
Under normal circumstances I wouldnt mind hacking the game for petty things but it feels Wrong for this one
Anyway, I'd absolutely be up for helping~ Where are you? Any particular landmarks of note?
Hammerlocke
-Gale sighs and goes back to watching her team-
Alright, cool. I guess get in touch if it evolves into a whole Aurabolts thing...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Textspace
To: Kai
From: Brie
I'm in the Wild Area, under the bridge east of Motostoke. ^_^
You can't miss it, there's a Joltik roughly the size of a small skyscraper. >_>
Textspace
From: Kai
Welp!
I'll be out there shortly <3
Out There, Shortly
-And thus Kai arrives.-
Kai: Hey! Missed you.
Halis: "...W-what have they done to you...!?"
To say that Halis is horrified would be an understatement defined purely by sarcasm.
Halis: "This... this is..."
Stormchaser, December 2019
-Shrugs-
Don't know, at least from how Shadows work I don't think someone with a Persona or Pokésona would have a Palace, or show up in Mementos That's like, the Palace of all hearts, but... it's a possibility since neither of us has a proper one.
Hammerlocke, past
-Gets teleported over to where Robin is-
Eh, where am I, damned bird...
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.Wild Area
Brie: Hello!
JOLTIK: <ARE YOU THE KAI SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT? CAN I GO NOW?>
Brie: Yeah, shoo.
-the Joltik crawls away, climbing up the bridge and scaring some bikers-
Brie: ...Hm. Hey, Kai! Missed you too! How's Galar treating you?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.Motostoke
-Laurent, Lucina, and the rest of the small militia have arrived.-
Laurent: "..."
-He appears to be going over notes in with Morgan, who is coiled on his shoulder.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"Stormchaser — Post-Echopoint
Echo: Aha. That's reassuring, then, I suppose.
-She falls quiet, seemingly unwilling to be the first to address the Donphan in the room regarding the now-repaired Jammer on her belt.-
Wild Area — Present(ish)
-Kai watches the Joltik scurry away.-
Kai: ...Huh. I'm doing okay! Everyone else's gym challenges seem to be going a lot faster than I'd anticipated. How're you holding up?
Snowpoint Temple, April Fools
Clownigigas: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Jared: We have no choice! We have to defeat them and turn them back to normal!
Jim: <WAIT WHAT>
Geo Soc.
Alex: -rubs her hands together- Eeeeeeexcellent~
-blinks-
Wait, we're up next for what?
Hammerlocke
Olivia: This should not concern the Aurabolts. ...Hopefully.
Hammerlocke, FEH Plot
Robin: Good to have you, Tagg!
...Er, do you know what's going on?
Hulbury Gym
-Next is a Dreadnaw-
-it embiggens to Gigantimax size-
-And strikes Cavendish with a Max Hailstorm-
Cavendish: <ACK>
-he plummets to the ground, K Oed-
Drednaw: YOU ARE NOT TURTLEY ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB
Neon: Oh no... Oh no no no...
Edited by Umbramatic on Apr 9th 2020 at 2:45:38 PM
Contact Me!Halis: "For everyone's sake... it's time to unleash my true power!"
They begin a long and lengthy powering-up sequence, the exact details of which have been truncated for time, after which they raise the card they found earlier.
They raise their arms, and a barrage of icicle-shaped projectiles starts shooting out in every direction... except directly in front of them, where their intended target is.
Halis: "H-hey, wait, what? Are you kidding!? Well, whatever, now you definitely can't get away, hopefully! I think! Maybe? Ok, maybe this was a bad idea... but I can't stop doing this, either, so uh, you two do something? Please? This's what I get for trying to be cool..."
Meanwhile...
Euryale: "...And that's why I personally think the 'snake in disguise' thing is stale. It's so tacky, honestly, just admit what you are."
Asterios: "No suspense... too easy to guess otherwise."
Euryale: "At least it's better than that excuse for a plot twist from the last episode."
These two seem to be stuck having a conversation about a character that recently appeared in the show they've been watching this whole time.
Turffield AFD
Colton-Evelyn: What makes you think it wouldn't work? I mean, Arceus' Unholy Flank, You wanted this, Dio...
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...