Jean's house
Jean: You certainly have a rather complicated relationship with your father. I can't say I could relate, though I do have difficulties with my own father.
Gerard: I heard that, Jean-Marie!
Catelyn: Grandpère!
Jean: He was never that difficult. Anyway, you suspect him to be this... clown thief. I take it that you've seen his identikit picture on the news?
Jean holds up a copy of the identikit given to him by the gendarmes. It does kind of look like an older version of Ivan in clown makeup.
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Me: -trying not to raise a shout- A bus covered in gasoline through a flaming hoop?!
-I look somewhere, thinking I see kids watching this with their parents and talk to them...-
Me: That is not something you should try at home, kids. And remember, if someone tries to tell you that driving gasoline-covered buses through flaming hoops is cool, just say no.
...oh, and stay in school.
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Mt. Moon
Bastion: Anyway, let's get to The Nameless before they esca-
Nameless Grunt: OOPS!
The grunt kicked a certain part of the walls of the cave, blocking the path and nearly crushing Bastion. He managed to jump out of the way, and a Graveler was knocked down. It surprisingly spoke in a British accent.
Graveler: <Oi! Watch where you're going!>
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Me: -placing my hand on Bastion's shoulder- Please forgive my friend here, Mr. Graveler. He didn't know where he was jumping...
Y'see, we're here following some goons from a criminal gang called "The Nameless" of whom we're trying to bring in to the police so they can face justice... and they blocked off this cave...
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♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Mt. Moon
Graveler: <Nameless this, Nameless that... do you think I care about a criminal gang or whatever? Why I oughta...>
The Graveler would start rambling to the point it's speech was unintelligible. Whatever it was talking about, it didn't sound good. Bastion took the situation to capture it in a Pokeball.
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Marc: ❎
Isaac: "A devious cereal brand?"
Marc: ❎❎❎
Isaac: "Ah! Another funny prank will do."
-Marc sighs, but does not protest.-
Edited by redneckphoenix on Mar 11th 2019 at 3:57:04 PM
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Me: Nice catch, Bastion.
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Mt. Moon
Bastion: Thanks. I think I'll call this one...
Bastion took a second to think of a British video game character, but drew his mind to a close and settled on a character with a British voice actor instead.
Bastion: I'm calling him Wheatley.
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Me: That's a great nickname for this Graveler...
So, how are we getting past this blockade?
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Mt. Moon
Bastion: Don't worry.
He threw a Pokeball, releasing Wheatley, as well as pilling out the TM for Hidden Power.
Wheately: <You have some nerve releasing me after capturing me mid rampage...>
Bastion immediately gave Wheatley the TM.
Bastion: Please?
Wheatley sighed, before picking up the TM and using it to use Hidden Power on the wreckage. This blasted all of the debris out of the way.
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Me: That'll work.
Piku-chan: <Now let's go. They went that way!>
Me: Right!
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Mt. Moon
They ran through the cave, only to run into a “fork”.
Wheatley: <What now?>
Bastion took out his phone and opened an app on it. It turned out this app was linked to the tracking device placed on the grunt earlier. He pointed to the left tunnel of the fork.
Bastion: They went that way.
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Me: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Mt. Moon
They ran through, only for Bastion to get caught by a trap which left him dangling by his legs.
???: <BACK, FOUL NAMELESS!>
A female Pikachu would run in.
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Me: We're not members of The Nameless...
-Piku-chan jumps off my shoulder-
Piku-chan: <Are you okay?>
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...Mt. Moon
Pikachu: <Wait, you’re not? Sorry...>
A Furret would also walk in.
Furret: <Terribly sorry...>
Bastion gave a thumbs up.
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Me: We came to look for The Nameless so we can bring them to justice... I'm Ian, and this is my buddy, Piku-chan and my human friend Bastion...
We mean you no harm.
Piku-chan: <Something the matter?>
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...The Prost - Backstage
I'm gonna withhold my name for now because we're kinda sneaking around someone's head and their mind might overhear us.
-He glances around-
So should we try and get on stage or look for where the 'boss' of a theater usually resides?
The Prost - Lobby
Susan: <... I would like to think that my singing voice is impressive yes, it's basically my livelihood. Thanks for the compliments?>
-She carefully creeps around the front of the ambiguously-purposed booth and tries to get over to the doors-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.Backstage
Morgan le Fay: <Mr. White-hair over there brings up a excellent point. In the Metaverse one can affect the owner of a palace depending on the actions you take. So using your real names in this place could cause some trouble for you in the real world. So quickly, come up with codenames for yourselves and don't use your real ones while in the Metaverse!>-Ren thinks for a moment.-
Ren: ... I'll be "Director" then.
Lobby
-Aria sticks with Susan.--Oscar is just following the group being alert.-
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The Prost - Lobby
Artoria follows, attempting to be stealthy.
She's... not exactly a master ninja, shall we say.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.The Prost-Backstage
Lane:A codename...hehe, haven't used one of those since I was little...
-He nods, smiling a little-
Suppose you have a point. Then I'll be..."Skeith."
The Prost, Backstage
-Elizabeth rests her hand on her chin for a moment, attempting to sum herself up in a single word.-
Elizabeth: "Sorceress."
Oberon: <And I shalt be thine Guardian.>
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"Silas nodded at Tagg's point, "Just call me Jackal."
Rose: ...Sure. Let's go with, uh...
You're always running. Might as well keep with the theme.
Rose: ...I'm the Runaway. That's my codename. Yeah.
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Bastion: [whispering] No idea. Last time, they drove a bus covered in gasoline through a flaming hoop. I heard the explosion from miles away.
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