ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Psyche blips over to the Stormchaser.

~Hello!~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-Scarlette squeaks and stumbles back when Psyche appears.-

Scarlette: Aah! Uh, hello! Are you Psyche? The telepathy sorta gives that impression.

Psyche nods. ~One and the same! Now let's go get your dreams worked on, shall we?~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Scarlette: Right, okay, hi. Yeah, let's...

-She trails off, giving Psyche an odd inquisitive look.-

Scarlette: ...Hang on. Are you related to a Lucius Cain? Really short guy with an emo fringe, undead and yet still somehow not as goth as you?

Psyche narrows her eyes. ~He doesn't owe you money does he? Threw your starter off a bridge or anything did he?~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

PMD-Rune

Artoria finishes the Bisharp off, and the remaining Pawniard, leaderless, flee

Nova: <You are well trained, for travellers.>

Artoria: <I suppose.>

Nova: <We seem to have run them off... hopefully they will not return soon. We should inform the King of our success.>

Outside the Stormchaser

F!Robin has seen a Gothita-line before, and has a frame of reference as to what "shiny" pokemon are, but fails to realize or comment on her shinyness.

F!Robin: "Shush, Sumia."

She looks back to the Gothita. "Are you looking for someone? Well, first, are you alright?"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Scarlette: Nah, we're friends. He was just sorta pathetic when he showed up in Iron but he seems... arguably better now. Arguably.

Lumiose - Past

Elizabeth: "Uh, yeah."

---

PMD-Rune

-Shaun and Isbrand share a Look™. Bewoulf reverts to his normal form.-

Beowulf: <Shall I take us back? It'd be faster than walking, but there's a lot of us.>

---

Outside the Stormchaser

-Sumia flaps her wings, flying around the immediate area to look for anyone else.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Psyche giggles. ~Lucius is always pathetic, don't let him fool you. He's an ungrateful dork, but he's my ungrateful dork.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Outside the Stormchaser

Gothita: <I'm fine, it only hurt a little! But where's Sakura?? She disappeared right in front of m- oh my gosh what is that?!>

Her attention shifts over to Sumia as she takes off.

off the shits

Scarlette: Pff. But yeah, no, we're cool. Well, I'm cool, he's not, but we're pals. He could really use some friends after losing most of his old ones, y'know?

Kai: I'll look forward to it, then.

-She giggles again-

Edited by BittersweetNSour on Jul 6th 2018 at 7:38:41 AM

Psyche rolls her eyes. ~He wouldn't lose so many of them if he wasn't such a prick, but yeah, I get what you're saying. But anyway, shall we go?~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-Scarlette nods-

Scarlette: Yeah, lead the way.

Outside the Stormchaser

F!Robin: "She's my wife, Sumia, a pegasus knight!"

Beat.

"Oh, you meant what sort of creature. She's a Tropius currently, a sort of pokemon. You are too."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Psyche blips the pair back to the module and gestures. ~Welcome to my makeshift parlor. It's uh, the best I could do on short notice, I'm afraid. Not quite the shade of blue I wanted, but it'll have to do.~

The room is a soothing sky blue, and there are a plethora of dreamcatchers and other assorted Mystic miscellanea.

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-Scarlette looks around at the new surroundings.-

Scarlette: It's... well, it's thematic, I'll say that much.

-She sits down somewhere.-

Scarlette: So, uh, how are we doing this?

-"Homer is sitting at his, new, laptop, looking up mechanics... or, at least he would be if it weren't for-"-

Mokuba, dressed as a pirate and who has turned Homers bed into a "pirate ship": <Advace me harties, the pirate king wishes to set sail into the blue, dabu di da.> -Points to Morrigan, who has her witch costume on- <First mate Mor, use ye magic to set cores to skull island!>

Mor, beat red: <a-aya, aya ca-captain... atherath metrion sinthose.>

-"Mokuba jumps down and lifts two pillows up, pretending that their the pirate ship."-

Mokuba, loudly: <TO SKULL ISLAND, AWAYA!>

-"The two baby mons make airplane noises as the run around the room with the pillows."-

Anubis: <Would you two calm down.>

Freyja: <Oh Anny, don't be such a party pooper.>

Anubis: <I'm not, it's just that this is a small room and->

Homer, unable to handle the noise any more: Alright, screw it. -with a quick clicks of the keyborde, Homers printer comes to life and spits out a couple hundred pamflits which read, Information broker for higher. Will take any job for any pay. Just ask for Homer. fallowed by Homers phone number and email.- Hey you two!

-"The ground and the ghost type stop their pirate adventure and turn to their trainer."-

Homer, kindly: How would you two like to go on an actual pirate adventure?

Mokuba: <REALLY!?>

Morigan, innocently: <Is-is that alright?>

Homer: Yep, all you needs to do is take these flyers -he hands Mokuba the large stack of flyers he just printed- and hand them out to people.

Mokuba: <YOU'RE PIRATE KING SHAINT DISOPOINT!>

Mor: <I'll-I'll do my best.>

-"The two rush out the door and into the stormchaser to hand out flyers."-

-beat-

Freyja: <Was that ethical?>

Homer, getting back to what he was doing: Gets them out of my hair.

Let's all have fun

Psyche nods. ~Well, first let's go ahead and lay down on the couch, make yourself comfortable. This first bit's gonna sound like a normal therapy session, mostly so I know what I'm dealing with.~

She sits down. ~So, when did these bad dreams start?~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Scarlette: Right. Okay.

-She lays down.-

Scarlette: I've been having nightmares since I first ended up getting spit out of an Ultra Wormhole about two years ago, give or take. Usually they had to do with the fact that a Kartana ended up coming out of the same portal and panicking and chopping my arm off and destroying the entire building. Y'know, typical Faller stuff. That said, they weren't nearly as frequent back then. It started to get worse after my second trip through Ultra Space, when I had a run in with a horde of Nihilego.

-She looks at Psyche.-

Scarlette: Up until Every gave me that antivenom, the poison was bad enough that it was giving me auditory hallucinations of my intrusive thoughts. Which I spent a year trying to fight, but as it turns out, you make bad decisions like joining deicidal extremists when you're trying to spite your own mind. Now, after the antivenom, I'm a lot better during the day, but the same thoughts are still there when I'm dreaming.

Psyche nods. ~Indeed. Ok... Now if you're comfortable telling me, what do these bad dreams usually consist of, in as much detail as you're willing to go into?~

Edited by ConflictedPsyches on Jul 6th 2018 at 8:11:29 AM

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Scarlette: I... well, a lot of the time it involves me making decisions, and them turning out to be wrong. There's a lot of laughing, and not the good kind. The sort where someone I can't see is laughing at me, at my mistakes. And then there's been a lot of me being unable to stop disasters, like Necrozma. It's— it's all related to stuff that's already happened, even if it's twisted and illogical and senseless most of the time.