ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Silas backs up a bit at the acid, "Oh. You gotta learn to control your pokeform first."

Tae hands Nana a bottle of water, "This'll help dilute the acid."

Nana eats the entire bottle of water, including the plastic. It doesn't seem to deter her; in fact, she's calmed down a bit.

Bisco giggles softly.

Edited by Palindromee on Jun 28th 2018 at 4:01:08 AM

"I know what you're going through honestly, took me awhile to get used to my pokeform, certain circumstances prevented me from using it fully until I entered another area. Then when I tried walking, I tripped over my own two feet," Silas responded.

"Maybe you should take the scarf off," Tae suggested.

<I WOULD IF I KNEW HOW TO USE THESE SHITTY LITTLE HAND CLAWS>

-"Homer is driving around in his black convertible, top down, checking the cars computer for things to do. Anubis is up front in the passenger seat while Freyja sits behind him standing on the car door and feeling the wind on her face. Mokuba sits in the middle humming the wheels on the bus, while Melly is next to him looking undeniably bored. Morrigan and Zags are in their balls, napping."-

Freyja, head out the door: <Anny, you've got to try this. The wind feels soooo good.>

Anubis: <I'm good, besides, I'm not a dog.>

Freyja: <...Well.>

Homer: There's a few cafes here, maybe I can find a cheap one.

Mokuba, excited: <Ooh, ooh, human, can I go pet the salandit?>

Homer: No.

Mokuba: <What about the Furrfrou?>

Homer: No.

Mokuba: <...the other hairdresser?>

Homer: Mokuba, please stop asking if you can pet things.

-beat-

Mokuba: <Can I pet the buldings?>

-"Homer groans, regretting his life choices."-

Silas decides to step in and pulls the scarf off of Nana, "Seems like you got some practice to do."

Tae nods, "Fun side effect, now you can understand mon speech."

"[GAAAASP] that's good to know," Nana gaaaasps, then blinks, looking over at Bisco, processing.

<Yep! And just so you know, I think you're an idiot,> Bisco chirps.

"..."

Stormchaser Arena

Bathory: <Ah... haha... Yes...>

-Beat-

<Why am I not evolving?>

"I don't recall what it is, but I remember someone mentioning altered DNA. So congrats you're a freak like the rest of us," Silas comments.

"Sassy Pokemon are very easily found," Tae responds.

"No, she's right," Nana says plainly, then looks very seriously into Bisco's eyes.

"But do you love me?"

<I do!>

Nana bursts into tears and hugs the Comfey as well as you can hug what is essentially a string of flowers.

Stormchaser

"I feel guilty having my team 6v5 you," Colt admitted. "And I saw you pocket something. I'm curious."

<Same here,> Sean agreed.

???

<We could help her out, travel the worl-> He paused upon looking to the source of the voice and noticing another Dusk Lycanroc. <-d. Possibly do both at once,> he reasoned.

Silas gives the best "awww" he can, and shrugs, "There are stores that sell items like this. Beware you might need to rap battle for them against a man with a mahogany desk."

"I will win. I will fucking win." Nana says suddenly and ferociously.

"I'm confident. Somewhat. But you gotta find it first."

Tae turned and pointed, "You mean that one?"

Sitting across the street from the Alley, was a Ersatz.

Silas blinked, there was no fucking way...

"Ha!!" Nana jumps to her feet, suddenly deciding she liked being a Salandit. "I'ma get myself a magic scarf."

"Well it's various articles of clothing, doesn't have to be a scarf. Scarf is just fashionable," Silas responded.

"Good luck with grabbing what you want," Tae added.

-"A squritle stands on a cliff, looking dramatically into the distant ocean."-

Squirtle: <My life, is just like the ocean. Waves, rushing away from the land, not knowing the feeling of love or comfort, just endlessly moving from place to place. It's vastness only matched by it's emptiness, the salt is its tears. Holly shit, I am high as fuck!>

-"Just then, a black car rams into the squirtle sending it off the cliff and into the ocean."-

Squirtle, falling: <You dirty mother fuckeeerrrrrrrrr> -splash-

-"Mokuba jumps out of the car, towel in hand"-

Mokuba: <BEACH PARTY!>

Homer: Did I just hit something?

"How'm I gonna know which ones are magic, then?"

Team Plasma Safehouse:

"Help them how? Every frenzied swarm I've seen tried to battle everyone in sight. They don't usually attack humans, but I don't know how much longer that's gonna stay true and I'd rather not see it happen," Mark wondered before taking a look at his audience and asking, "What's with all the armor? You guys do cosplay or something?"

Mark wasn't the only one unsure of what to think of the Team Plasma people, as Chopper kept on his toes as if he were ready to jump-kick somebody if they tried to approach him.

Guardiana, PMD-Rune

She sighs.

<My earlier admonishment - albeit one that none of the rest of you were here for - to Corrin applies to the rest of you, too! We can't just wander off in unknown lands.>

She thinks for a moment, before her look hardens. <I won't abandon these people. I'll help them, and look for Mordred on the way.>

Simone prances off down a road a ways, and waves. Looking beyond her, it appears it leads up to a castle.

Artoria turns and follows.

-Shaun shrugs. Isbrand, being close by, returns to the group.-

Kaisei: "Life isn't fair, Colton. And if you want to see in my pockets, take me to dinner first."

-He winks.-

Kaisei: "Of course, you aren't my type."

*in a stage whisper* "You know, you're straight."

-Elizabeth nudges Cia with a foot before recalling her.-

Elizabeth: "She's definitely fainted. You just need more experience."

-She sends out Oberon.-

Oberon: <Have at thee, witch!>

-He brandishes a tentacle..ribbon...tendril...thing.-

Jessica: "Hello?"

Edited by SwiftSeraph on Jun 28th 2018 at 11:10:05 AM

Silas steps onboard, having been out for the day, he sees Jessica, "Oh. Hey, what brings you by my ship?"

Jessica: "Hey Silas. Listen, you're a man of action, so I'll cut straight to the point."

"Can you make me a suit of power armor? Proper power armor."

Silas stares at Jessica for a moment. "Bishop!"

Bishop pops out of Silas's phone, "Yes Captain?"

"Plot a course for Asimov Island."

Bishop saluted and flew off. Silas turned to Jessica, "Come with me, we'll discuss this more in my workshop."

Hacks and Tae look at each other and shrug.

-Jessuca smiles and follows.-