-Corrin flails wildly at being telekinetically lifted, and spits a Dragon Breath at the Gothitelle before she collides with Artoria.-

Corrin: <Aah!>

Scarlette: Right, uh. Hi.

-She looks over the bottle-

Scarlette: ...You've got an extra hand, could you help me open this?

-Channah may find Echo and Petunia somewhere in the city.-

Lumiose Descartes U

Sholto: <Mm... so basically what you're telling me is... You want to do this for good and all and that's really what you want... but you're still loyal to this group in some way and if they give you an order you have to obey it? Or that this is just them? I mean, I can relate and I want to trust you, but if you're in a group that'd use your Interpol connections for their gain and you'd willingly go along with it... I can't promise you'll get too far in it.>

Jungle of General Japes

The Glameow sighs.

Glameow: <Look, I want to trust you, but the pack just ousted the man cub and he's apparently been with them for 10 years. Whatever you mean about help, there's an Incineroar by the name of Shere Khan who's apparently sworn to kill all Beorc who enter his part of the jungle so you just being here is going to paint a target.>

<...I will say, though, no, I haven't heard much about pirates around here.>

edited 25th Jun '18 10:19:27 AM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

OW - Game Night

Phaz: "...Alright then."

Game, Whiskas's Ship

Camélia: "Huh... What's over there...?"

she blinks and tries to see if she can know who the ship is to.

OW

Phaz: "Can I roll a dice to check who that ship is?"

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

The Gothitelle doesn't like that, and attempts to Psychic Corrin to keep her down.

Artoria, meanwhile, manages to cancel the Solar Blade she was charging before it hits Corrin, and tumbles along with her.

Mòrag: "Brighid, Fire Blast!"

The Delphox does so, staggering the Metagross out of another Earthquake.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Basil: -dashes away abruptly and sniffs in Echo and Petunia's direction-

Channah: ?

Basil: -continues to sniff-

Channah: Wha - Oh. -goes up to pull Basil away a bit- Hey, don't bother them, Bazz.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-...-

-...-

PEFE!Every: We're morons.

Chime: <Yep.>

Rotary: <I didn't design the pill bottle.>

-their eyes glow, and the top pops off, a pill floating out-

PEFE!Every: Do you have any Pokemon capable of learning Psychic? I have the TM.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Silas is just staring at Hazard about the vampire comment, then Phaz comments, "Uh sure. Roll for check."

Upon the roll, Silas would say, "The ship is unfamiliar in design and doesn't fit within any design doctrines, as far as you can tell, this is an entirely new ship."

<I wanna fly over to it. Can we call over the Discovery?>

"Well, sure you can. But do you want to?" Silas asked eating some chips.

Tae looked at the others, <Do we?>

"I want to do something beyond them, something genuinely good. I recently found out their true goals and how everything I had been told was propaganda, so I wanted to do something good for others. Clever thinks it isn't a worthwhile endeavor, and that I'm merely doing this because I'm bored. I have no intention of betraying anyone else."

JD started to go over the name and then realized, his auto-translate had bugged out... Rue meant Street.

"fuck."

Silas took one last look over the blueprint and nodded, this would work fine enough.

Lumiose stone emporium

Merah: <Look, a shiny stone! I wonder how much it costs.>

Lumiose police station

Officer: Ok, that's the paperwork done. Now, to lunch.

-he leaves, leaving Gwen's missing person report on the table by a box of donuts-

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Hazard: <You heard me! It's a genuine concern!>

Without being prompted he rolls for Check too.

And then he hears Tae's comment.

Hazard: <Okay, yeah, that's to cover if it looks safe enough that fly over too in my character's opinion. Which includes whether it's a vampire.>

Sholto: <Ah, well, glad to hear that at least. It would be a shame if that changed. I've had experience taking down robots if I needed to, but...>

And then blunder.

<Wait, fuck? Why?>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Tae's laughing hard, Silas just sighs, "You find some cover thanks to that check near the ship, the scanners aren't active so you aren't likely to be spotted."

JD brings his hands to his face and sighs, "I'm a Arceus damned idiot. I'm a Porygon right, we're supposed to be rather smart and capable of multitasking, while piloting a advanced mechanical endoskeleton with proper grafted flesh to make me seem human while giving me more advanced abilities. I didn't even realize that Rue just meant, Street Macraul, and mistook it for a name."

OW

Phaz: "Hey Tae. Do you think we can seduce the ship? To make it spill out if he's a space vampire ship? ...Oh, hell, maybe it's like Doom, it's a Demon!"

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

Kaisei: "You're only lying to yourself."

-Marina slings another Toxic blog.-

Marina: <Spiky waifu best waifu>

---

Anna: <Would you like some homemade berry juice? It's a mixture of Oran, Sitrus, and Lum juice, with a little something...extra to take the edge off.>

---

AU!Shaun: "Well, all we have to do is buy a new one in town and replace it."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Stormchaser

9-Volt is struck by the Toxic blob, but doesn’t seem to really mind that much, if his response was any indication.

“Oh, you wanna go?!” Colt spat. “We aren’t fighting right now, but I can sure as he - “ and then he paused when he saw his Night Slash Claws had formed. They dissipated and he sighed. “No. That won’t solve anything.”

He looked at the Z-Ring on his hand and sighed. “Gotta stay focused. 9-Volt! Don’t forget you have say when we start! You saw how Roy did it!” He reminded.

Game Night

“What’s that ship?” Absent asked. “Is it functional?”

Jungle of General Japery

Colt had stayed in the back, silent, looking around the forest from where he stood.

N’s Castle

Upon Sylveon being grabbed and her subsequent holler in fear, Colt and Kazuma turned their weaponry to whatever was behind her, but didn’t fire yet.

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[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

The Academy

Tanya: Fucking finally.

Melvin: Alright, let's fuckin' go!

Dr. Hayes: Easy, children. You will be deployed in good time. Right now we are acquiring a safe house for you to deploy out of within close proximity to Mt. Battle.

Charles: Oh, that's good. I'm not too good at fighting...

Felicia: Hah, pussy.

-Charles shoots Felicia a glare.-

Dr. Hayes: In the meantime, you will be armed with proper munitions for your deployment.

-Tanya and Melvin perk up.-

Tanya: Gun?!

Melvin: Real guns?!

Dr. Hayes: Sadly no, the Principal specifically declared no live arms, except in, of course, Robert's case.

-The unassuming young man in the back holds his hunting rifle to his chest with a small hint of jealous defensiveness.-

Tanya: Fuckin' gypped!

Dr. Hayes: However, inside of the Metaverse, we have discovered that items that look lethal are just as effective as the actually weaponry depicted. From knives to guns, to a flamethrower in one particular case.

Tanya: I want a pair of full auto pistols!

Melvin: I want an AA-12!

Charles: I want away from those two.

Dr. Hayes: Don't worry Charles, you won't need to arm yourself for overwatch duty. The rest of you, head down to the temporary armory and find your personal favorites. I suggest both small arms and a close range weapon.

-Tanya and Melvin shoulder-check each other on the way out of the door to try and get there first, while Felicia and Robert walk after them. Charles sighs.-

Dr. Hayes: Now Charles, I have a small favor to ask - as the one most likely to remain alive should this mission turn south.

-Charles blinks.-

Lumiose

Sholto: <Oh, yeah, guess why you said that makes sense now. Might not be relevant unless they live on the street or something.>

<En tout cas, voulez vous travailler pour Interpol, devez-vous apprendre probablement le Kalosien, non?>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Driftveil -> Team Plasma Safehouse:

Eventually Mark and the group would arrive at their destination as they entered the Team Plasma Safehouse. Without wasting any time and getting straight to the point, Mark would shout not long after walking in, "Alright listen up: I'm not hear to attend any meetings, buy any merchandise or take a moment to listen about causes. I'm here for one reason and one reason only: I need to know if anyone here has any information about these pokemon swarms that have been happening all over western and central Unova. They've been all over the news, so I know they're real, hell I've had to deal with a few of them myself. If anyone knows anything important, any detail no matter how small, I need to hear it now."

Living The Fever Dream

-Julius is looking over his new team members-

Julius: So wait, you two already have names?

Medea: <Yes. I'm Medea and he's Odin.>

Julius: Hmmm... Medea suits you... But... I have an inkling for another name for you, Odin...

-snaps his fingers-

Aha! A name just came to me like a vision! You shall be Anakin!

Odin: <No.>

Julius: But-

Odin: <No.>

Julius: Er, okay. Odin it is. Welcome to the team you two!

-he recalls them and heads off, possibly being approached-

-The culprit - a ghostly Whismur Rabbid- drops Sylveon, cackling, before heading off to join more such Rabbids on the battlefield, along with a few Hoppers and Smashers-

Beep-O: <Rabbiddex updated! These are Peek-a-boos! Normal/Ghost with the Cursed Body ability!>

-Alex grins-

Alex: I could help whip up a replacement!

Marina: <Well obviously we've got to take this guy down!>

Contact Me!

-Guess who runs right into Julius, sending her tea into the air?-

Elizabeth: "Waahhh!"

-The saucer, cup, and tea all glow purple as they gently land on the ground in order.-

Elizabeth: "Sorry Julius. I'm kind of clumsy."

---

-Marina gasps as the Drain hits.-

Kaisei: "Now now, Colt. That's rude. I guess we'll have to make sure to show you no mercy."

Marina: <If you say so...>

-She fires a stream of purple liquid at 9-Volt.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Rouge: <Okay, so I hear you need some instruction on how to be a bat.>

Astral: <I... suppose so.>

Shade: <You came to the right place. Rouge is a good mentor.>

-the two batmons are clinging to the ceiling, Astral hovering near them-

Rouge: <First off, you're facing the wrong way.>

Astral: <Huh?>

Rouge: <You hang on with your feet, like we're doing. It's way easier than flying all the time.>

Astral: <I don't have feet.>

Shade: <You don't have... what? How are you supposed to land then?>

Astral: <I've never had to land, I can just float like this.>

Rouge: <Okay, that's just confusing. Look, can you at least turn around?>

-Astral looks behind themself-

Shade: <Not like that, like us, so you're not upside down.>

Astral: <You're the ones who are upside down.>

Rouge: <Look, if you want to be a bat, you could start acting like one.>

-Astral pauses, then turns over so that their head is facing toward the ground-

Astral: <Like this?>

Shade: <Yeah, that's better.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Scarlette: Uh... maybe Calliope? He's a Primarina.

-She reaches into the fridge to grab a can of Croagunk Cola, opens it, then sets it down and grabs the pill out of telekinesis.-

Scarlette: Well... here goes.

-She pops the pill into her mouth, quickly grabs the can, and takes a drink.-

Corrin: <Agh!>

-She throws up a Protect to defend against the Psychic. All things considered, she's pretty outclassed in this fight.-

Zoroark Purple: <Oh man, really? I would definitely use something like that right now, thanks.>

-Petunia hisses a greeting-

Echo: Oh, hello. Channah, correct?

Grandpa Max: Don't worry, it's nothing urgent. Like you said, just a quick trip to the store to get it replaced.

Evelyn: If you don't mind us asking, what sort of interdimensional stuff were you talking about?

Channah: Uh, yeah. And you're... Shadow?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Artoria stands, interposing herself between the Gothitelle and Corrin, and her attempt to Solar Blade her is interrupted by a Psychic.

Artoria: <Corrin, I think we need to continue your training.>

Mòrag: "Lin, I know you said not to, but I won't let it end here."

She reaches up to her shirt collar and takes out a necklace with a familiar red gem, tossing it aside and reverting to her natural Bisharp form, rushing at and slamming a Night Slash into her

The Metagross slams another Earthquake into the ground, staggering both Mòrag and Brighid, before the latter blasts the Metagross into a tree with another Overheat.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-...-

-...-

-...-

PEFE!Every: Do you feel any adverse effects?

Rotary: <I'd feel adverse effects if you were staring at me like that, and I'm 40% eyes.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Julius: -blinks- You certainly are less clumsy with your powers than I am, that's for sure.

-Bathory pops out of her ball. She looks agitated-

Locke: Well, I was trying to get my parents back from another dimension and then with these guys' help I did but then things bacfired and we wound up in this dimension and-

-he goes on like this for a while, including a few unnecessary tangents Archer has to slap him out of-

edited 25th Jun '18 2:35:53 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Rouge: <Okay, that's a start, but you're supposed to wrap your wings around yourself too.>

Astral: <Why?>

Shade: <It means you take up less space. And I don't want to complain but... you're, like, really big.>

Astral: <That's just how I am.>

-Astral hesitates a moment, then attempts to wrap their wings around their body-

Rouge: <Not bad... but this'd probably be a lot easier if you weren't wearing those gold ring things.>

Astral: <Wearing? These are a part of me.>

Rouge: <Okay, now you're just being difficult.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.