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Lila: Hey, wait up!

-Danny shifts into a Phantump-

Danny: <It would be more inconspicuous this way. >

-they follow-

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Veld: -crosses her arms- <I'm not much of a tutor, but the key is to focus the flame to a thin point and target pressure points with it.>

<YouTube has videos on the subject I'm sure.>

-the Jolteon, Flareon, and Suspicious Chef glace at each other uneasily-

Jolteon: <...fine. What's your plan?>

Suspicious Chef: "Infiltrate the staff" would have gone a lot better if I'd picked an employee with regular vault access.

Nelly: <How do I put this... Marco's only a part-time human now. He's not taking it well, maybe you can talk to him?>

<Both of us were kidnapped by the Macraul family for this... zoo. So there's that.>

-Gwen apparently exists here now, if in a further cage-

Nelly: <...three of us, apparently. HEY! Pumpkin! You're from the awoo forums?>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Nana accepts this, if barely processing it. “I don’t understand Poké, just so ya know.”

They nearly get lost, but manage to reach the ice cream parlor in question.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

-Brie rests her chin on her hands-

Brie: Which is why I wanna hear it!

Other!Jab: <Well, that's great. I guess I'll just find myself a computer somewhere.>

Jab: <..Well, uh, there's the other door. Which probably leads down to the vault. My plan is to go really, really, fast, and then go really, really fast the other direction.>

<You in?>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Kai: Well, all right, then. Do I need a reason other than being happy to see you again? Because that's why, I missed you.

Lumiose

-Lila is walking to the ice cream parlor with Phantump!Danny floating next to her-

Lila: I hope we find some cule as to where your sister is.

Danny: <Yeah, same. I really miss her. I hope she isn't all alone wherever she is.>

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Gwen: <Yeah, I was on the forums. My name is Guinevere. What is this place, anyway? Why are so many weremons getting kidnapped?>

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“A’ight.” Nana cracks her knuckles. “I’ma go see what that cashier knows.”

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Cashier: "May I help you, ma'am?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lumiose ice-cream parlor

-Lila and Phantump!Danny are standing awkwardly in the doorway-

Lila: Oh dear.

Danny: <This isn't gonna end well.>

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“Yeah, I think you can help me, bitch.” She slams a hand on the counter and looks the cashier dead in the eyes!

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

-Alonya freezes-

Alonya: Mason... I... I can't make up... I'm sorry... -

-She dissipates into Artoria's shadow (not noticing Nana has disappeared) and vanishes-

Cavendish: <Great!>

Dakota: <Wait, where do we start?>

Julius: -munch munch-

...

Yes, it does. Now where is this Relic Stone?

Gabe: Yep!

-Robin is looking around in a panic-

-He then notices the mystery snek and follows-

-The Frosslass hiss and sweep Ice Beams-

-The Bucklers fire honey-

-The Rotom sweeps a giant Signal Beam-

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Lila: We should stop this, before things get out of hand.

Danny: <Already on it!>

-Danny uses Astonish, charging at Nana shouting something loudly-

-Lila sends out Remi-

Lila: Now, before you squirt me, squirt her instead!

-She squirts Nana-

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Gogie: <Well, first we need to make sure we know where we are.>

He looks around the area for any landmarks or things or people of note.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Nana flinches! She can’t move!

She falls over, momentarily stunned!

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

-The Dratini stops, arching their head to look around. She looks dead at Robin.-

Dratini: <Father! I'm glad to see you. I'm not sure what's going on.>

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Cashier: "Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to cal-"

-Suddenly Pokémon. The cashier dives under the counter and repeatedly smacks the Panic button before launching a Poké Ball over the counter.-

Greninja: <Whomst the fuck>

<You need to leave. Now.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Lumiose ice-cream parlor

Lila: Happy to oblige.

Danny: -gesturing to Nana- <I just wish she would...>

-they step outside-

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Nana regains her senses, if they can be called that!

“What the fuck?? What the hell???? What the goddamn motherfuck????”

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Lumiose ice-cream parlor chaos

Lila: Oh dear. It seems we just made her angrier. Isla,

-she sends out Isla-

Get in there and try using sing.

Isla: <You sure? It seems chaotic in there. Fine.>

-she runs in and starts singing a soothing lullaby-

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“W-wait no, no, I was gonna... explain to...” She looks panicked before her eyelids droop shut and she succumbs to the lullaby.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Lumiose ice-cream parlor

Lila: Phew, that's over with. Erm...

-she walks up to the cashier-

Did there happen to be any strange ladies in here a few days ago? Possibly with a Blaziken or two? Sorry about her, she can be a bit, erm... agressive at times.

-Danny is visibly scared/sad-

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Greninja: <Take her and leave. None of you are welcome here anymore.>

-A siren and motorcycle can be heard in the distance.-

Greninja: <I wager you don't have long before the police arrive.>

-The cashier does not rise.-

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Lila: Fine.

-sulks off-

Danny: <I knew this would happen. Why did I trust them? I guess I will never find my sister... Thanks, Nana.>

-slowly floats off, crying a bit-

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Greninja: <They're gone.>

-He goes to flip the sign to closed. Ths cashier vaults the counter and kneels by Nana.-

Cashier: "Hey, you all right?"

-The Greninja spritzes her with an Awakening.-

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"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Nana gasps awake, midsentence— “—about your sister!”

She sits up, bewildered, looking around at the damage, then turns to the cashier. “Th—they’re gone? Just skipped out...?”

Looking down, she pulls a Heal Ball from her bag and begins to roll it between her hands, looking apologetic. “‘M sorry I yelled at you. ‘M not good at thinking about stuff...” She sounds... more subdued than normal, almost upset.

Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir

Cashier: "It's alright."

-He offers her a hand.-

Cashier: "What kind of ice cream do you like?"

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-A rift opens.-

-Busy today, aren't we Skybreak?-

???: "Eughh...my head"

???: "Stop whining."

-She sits up, chains clanking.-

???: "You utter. Fucking. Dumbass."

???: "What'd I do this time?

???: "Take a gander. Does this look like Lumiose?"

???: "...no?"

???: "We're in Nimbasa. This isn't even fucking Kalos."

???: "Cut me a break, sis. It's not an exact science."

???: "Is it even science?"

???: "..."

"Shut your mouth."

???: "I could snap you like a twig."

???: "Don't you mean you'd snap me like a twink?"

???: "..."

"Screw you. I'm finding a bar."

???: "I'll find you in a bit. I'll just look for the highest concentration of lesbians."

-??? says nothing and walks off.-

???: "I could use a nice sunbathe...I am a little hungry."

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