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Tamamo: "That's a secret☆"

Masako: <But seriously how do you do that.>

Tamamo: "♡"

Masako: <That only exacerbates the questions.>

Tamamo looks at Ever, "Think what you want to☆"

Asolfo shrugs. How a Mimikyu shrugs is left as an exercise for the reader. They walk over to the large Haunter. <You are a very large Haunter.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Lonely Beach

-Cid can't help but shoot him a wry smile before motioning to Juri. She sighs and sticks the arm back on - she neither realizes nor cares that it's off by about a 45 degree angle.-

Cid: Let's get back to the ship, then. You can meet them after you're... presentable.

Abandoned Thrifty Megamart

Oh, perfect. Mind just... holding that place for a sec? Gotta fix the aperture...". EJ fiddled with the camera settings and began taking a few photos.

edited 15th Nov '17 6:16:01 PM by Orichalcon

Wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka~

Oscillot: {Mmm...}

{Any idea how to get them back? Or any way I could assist?}

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Lonely Beach

-Zrone's first instinct is to wiggle and flex all his fingers, before his shoulders twirls and readjusts slightly-

-He recalls Reaper-

"Yes. Please. I'm quite literally about to die."

Malie City

Jacob: "Like- Tha- how? I- Okay."

"Okay!"

"I'm just going to sit down, and work off the assumption that there is a literal Ninetales girl in front of me! Who can enunciate symbols!"

"This is not the weirdest thing to happen to me!"

"And I hate it!"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Ever: Well, if I can think what I want, I choose to think that 2+2=5. Your existence follows logically.

-he slides down the Haunter's back, landing next to Jacob, and pats him on the shoulder-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Haunter: <Bleh, fur's even weirder than skin, why be a furry when you could be a... scale.. ific? Scaleific!>

-looks down at the Mimikyu-

<Well, I died a long, long, long, long, looooonnnnngggg time ago. Like, 60? 70? million years ago.>

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Masako: <I mean you can but you're wrong.>

Tamamo: "Oh? You must be a member of the J-team then☆"

Masako: <How... actually nevermind that does follow rather logically.>

Astolfo: <So do ghosts get bigger with age or were you just a large creature?>

edited 15th Nov '17 6:27:36 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Malie City

Jacob: -Does his trademark finger point- "ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO RESPECTFULLY INSIST YOU STOP THAT. BUT YOU ARE CORRECT!"

-He twirls around so his coat billows- "I am Jacob Lucretcius Tenebris Zalendredo Iridis! Pokemon Genius and Champion of Hoenn!" -He bows-

-Then shoots straight up- "NOW SERIOUSLY"

edited 15th Nov '17 6:28:07 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Lonely Beach

-Cid rolls his eyes, letting some of his more mean-spirited bitterness come to the surface.-

Cid: Oh, bitch bitch bitch.

-Hector disappears, along with Zrone, in a blip.-

Juri: ... <You're not going with them?>

Cid: I need some time to recompose myself. I let myself slip.

Juri: <Alright, alright, that stuff's too deep for my liking.>

Thrifty Spoopmart

-The Gastly blinks then Licks EJ-

Mt. Lakinala

Jackie: You might want to ask the J-Team.

Contact Me!

Ever: (to the Haunter) Don't make assumptions about me! I could be a scaly!

(to Tamamo) Ever Memito. Fairly competent trainer.

-he waves lazily with his remaining arm-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Tamamo considers this for a moment. "Nope♡"

She gives a bow. "I am Tamamo-no-Mae. The Glaceon is Masako, and the Mimikyu is Astolfo."

Masako is currently pretending to be a cat, laying with her paws under her and tail wrapped around her.

Astolfo is still staring up at the overly large Haunter.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-To Jacob-

...Remember the main rule of dealing with dangerous people, they're not dead until you have a corpse or destroyed it yourself.

edited 15th Nov '17 6:35:17 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Malie City

Jacob: -He narrows his eyes- "That name... you're not... no... no no you're not. Interesting name. And pleased to meet you Tamamo-no-Mae."

-He looks at Tagg- "You're probably right. But I like to hope. Plus no one could have survived that, ri- Never mind, that line of thinking is what gets us into these situations. But Tragedy I know still needs to be dealt with. That one I have no illusions on."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Oscillot: {...J-Team?}

{...Wait, I've heard a bit about them. They can help?}

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Tamamo raises an eyebrow, a much more serious expression than before. She folds her arms across her chest. "Tragedy?"

Masako nods to Tagg. <Generally a safe assumption.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Malie City

Jacob: -He nods- "A... creature called a Shard of Calamity. I still don't know what the title means but, it's a reality warping abomination. With explicit ill-intent for humonkind. What it's planning to do, I don't really know."

-He goes and sums up the Destruction battle-

"... And that was the softest hitter of the three. I fought the Second Shard, Chaos, with my brother and a small force of Cipher peons Verax managed to get under his control. Most of them are dead now, and there's a large section of Mt. Silver that is now just a bubbling mire of hate. And Tragedy is the first and most powerful. When I fought it on my own, just to test its abilities, it'd warp time to undo damage to itself and ensure its strikes would skip around Protect's and hit through dodging, as well as just... debilitated anything that was opposed to it. With a wave of its hand, the air would explode and the ground and creatures around it would just start to fizzle away."

-He taps his chin- "It is... a troublesome foe."

edited 15th Nov '17 6:52:13 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Mt. Lakinala

Jackie: I presume so? I've just gotten to know them and start working with them for this same purpouse myself.

Contact Me!

-Ever raises his eyebrows-

Ever: Sounds like someone had way too much time on their hands building it.

Well, I'm sure there's a countermeasure.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Tamamo grows increasingly concerned over the course of the explanation, her expression becoming rather intense. "It sounds as such."

Masako is looking apathetic as always, but is actually mildly terrified. Not just because of the explanation of the Shards, but because of Tamamo's change in demeanor. That signaled nothing good.

Astolfo is still staring up at the Haunter.

Tamamo frowns for a second longer, before going back to her previous, cheerful demeanor. "Well, if the stories about the J-team are true, we'll be able to put it down the next time it shows itself☆"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Oscillot: {Alright, then.}

{Thank you for the help, human and Unown. Hopefully we will return your boyfriend and my friend back.}

-After they say this, they seemingly sink lower and lower until they are out of view-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Ever: Actually, if the stories are true, we'll lose dramatically once, and then put it down. I'm sort of hoping Jacob took care of that.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-To Ever-

I'll say.

...There's one thing I can think of that stands a decent chance of killing Tragedy. One only hopes I'll have it for that battle though...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Mt. Lakinala

Jackie: Where'd they go?

Unown: <The world may never know dear.>

Contact Me!