Eventhough its 2 hours after midnight here, what the hell

Various places

Some members of the J-Team (the ones Sergey knows right now) should get a present, if they open it they will find a Premierball given a custom paintjob to resemble the head of a MS-06 Zaku II (the red Led that blinks when a Pokémon is captured naturally is the mono-eye), on the package was a card with a short poem

edited 14th Feb '16 5:45:27 PM by Sergey_Smirnov

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Jubilife, past

'Hajime': "Uh, Kay."

-He and Buddy head outside-

Floaroma

-After dealing with the Seedot, Hajime and co are now here-

-He also reacts favorably to Sergey's valentine-

edited 14th Feb '16 8:50:45 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jubilife, Pokécenter - Past

Sergey and the rest followed Hajime and Buddy to presumably the Battlegrounds

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Oreburgh

-Jason reacts awesomely to Ren's gift. His in particular are red with the same emblem on the backs of the gloves as the one on his vest-

Jason:Duuuuude, Ren you rock!

-Whether or not they are fingerless is debatable-

Jubilife, yesterday

-Scheherezade, not really understanding 'monese, starts looking markedly more concerned.-

-A metagross walks up, proceeding to take stock of the situation-

Metagross: Wonderful. Scheherezade, what did you do this time?

-Scheherezade glares at the Metagross.-

Scheherezadez: Shahryar, did anyone ask for your opinion?

Shahryar: No. Since when has that stopped me, from giving it anyways? The ninetails looks fine, by the way. -Scheherezade looks surprised.- What? I'm telepathic, and worked as your father's assistant for years.

Scheherezade: -grumbles, but says nothing further.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Jubilife

-looks like some people have gotten J-Team Valentine cards! Evidently, some fan went to the trouble of making them-

-Munn grins at the one in his hand; it has a picture of Joseph, drawn by some fan artist of the J-Team, and reads:-

You've stolen my Heart of Gold! Give it back, I sorta need it

-Joseph, meanwhile, giggles at the one that Munn gave him; similarly illustrated, it reads:-

Happy fucking Valentine's Day!

Munn: Does the J-Team show still think I swear that much?

Joseph: I mean, don't you?

To Maria

-she has gotten a card from Samantha, with the Sinn-redhead's picture on it, reading:-

I think I'll skip the battle just this once.

NI HQ

-Juliet has two! The one in her left hand is from Kirsten, and reads:-

We can make beautiful music together!

Juliet: Aww, that's sweet!

-the one in her right hand, from Alys, reads:-

You look good enough to eat!

Juliet: ...that one isn't. .-.

???

-Tinny flies about, with her own in her hand. It has a picture of her on it, and reads:-

statement rtchings and hn t third N

Oreburgh City, The Hole In The Cliff

-Dune and Deziree are sitting in a booth in an out of the way local restaurant.-

Deziree: *sigh* It's nice to get a chance to wander around, no phones, no internet, no worries...

-Dune leans in close from across the table. He taps Dezi on the nose, eliciting a squeak in surprise.-

Dune: Especially since it's your birthday.

-Dezi blushes before chuckling.-

Deziree: My birthday isn't for another week, silly.

Dune: I know, but it's still your birthday in a spiritual sense.

Deziree: Hehehe, and what does that mean?

Dune: It means I have an excuse to give you this.

-He takes out a box and slides it over to her. She let's an "Ooooo!" and opens it, revealing a brilliant glowing purple gem. It looks like one of the stones in her amulet.-

Dune: I commissioned the same jeweler as last time to make you another gem. You can swap out the stones with a little finagling.

-Deziree let's out a little squeal of joy.-

Deziree: Oh, I LOVE it when you get me pretty shiny things~ I need to start making YOU pretty things!

Dune: But... nothing you can make is prettier than you.

-Deziree can barely keep back her laughter.-

Deziree: You may be clever, but you flirt like a teenager.

Dune: Am I at least a scrappy, spunky, appreciable go-getter kinda teenager?

Deziree: Heeheehee.

Jubilife

-Tori may receive a text from an unknown number-

---

-Maria squees and giggles at her card.-

Jubilife

-Tori climbs to the top of the indicated building, stuill carrying a couple small grocery bags from her shopping trip previously, and starts to look around slowly-

"Hello?"

Jubilife Rooftop

Lane:Tori I swear this wasn't my ide-oph!

Eve:Shoosh, loverboy~

-The rooftop is decorated with candles, all lit, a few vases of flowers are scattered about. Purple Roses. Lane is seated at a table with a lit candelabra on it.-

-All the snow has even bee removed.-

-It seems to be a dinner setting. Lasagna at that.-

-Lane is, of course, red as his shirt-

Lane:>////>

Eve: -3o

Jubilife Roof

Tori: "O-oh... Ah"

-She tints at the obviously romantic dinner set up-

"This is unexpected!"

-She looks around some more as she slowly approaches the table to take a seat-

Jubilife Roof o' Romance

Eve:Enjoy~

-She dashes back downstairs-

Lane:Wait, Ev-..

-Facepalm-

I swear this wasn't my idea Tori...

-He pulls his coat tighter around him-

Jubilife Roof

Tori: "It's okay Lane, but who was she anyway?"

-She scoots her chair closer to the table and gives a teasing smile-

"Don't tell me she's your ex?"

edited 14th Feb '16 8:46:55 PM by BlitzTrain

Battle Frontier

Sarah: Are you going to do anything other than shout "you" at varying lengths at me?

Boy: Don't play dumb with me! It's all your fault!

Sarah: I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

Boy: HOW DARE YOU!? After all you've done!? Let me spell it out for you, then!

Sinnoh, four-ish years ago?

It all started when we first met. I was just looking for some simple, easy training, and then YOU CAME ALONG AND DESTROYED MY TEAM! Showing off with that stupid shiny Ekans!

Eskay(?): Muahaha! You pathetic worm! You cannot possibly defeat me, Eskay Amarin!

Jazz(?): <Hisssssssssss. And all that shit.>

Boy(?): Noooooooooooooooooooo!

And then, because I had failed to stop you, the entire region fell into a twilight haze!

Twilight Haze: Fsssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Wait, are you serious? Are you actually, really serious? You think I caused that mess?

Who else could have?!

Uh... Annoski?

Who the heck is that?

Obscura wizard, kinda dangerous, was sealed for centuries—

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Striaton City, a few months later?

ANYWAY! Months later, I found that you had joined the J-Team! And from that moment on, I swore revenge!

Eskay(?): -is battling Cilan-

Boy(?): -leers from behind a menu in the restaurant-

Ilex Forest, just a bit later

And then you decided to steal the love of my life from me!

Eskay(?): -with Psyche, is sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-

Boy(?): -is hiding in the bushes, seething-

Kid, she was way older than you. She was older than me. And she had barely even interacted with other humans before she met me. And didn't this happen before I went to Striaton?

Shut up! I know what I'm talking about!

You clearly don't.

Johto League, months later?

Shoosh! I'm the one telling the story here! A story in which you pulled some bullcrap shiny Metagross out of nowhere and beat the Indigo League with it!

Eskay(?): -beats the entire freaking League with just Pallad-

Boy(?): -watches from the lobby, angrily crushing a potato chip in his hand-

Are you kidding? I didn't use Pallad at all until Lance! And besides, he was my mother's before she died.

Oh, boo hoo, tragic backstory, whaaaatever! If she died, then...

Orre Colosseum, two years ago?

Sarah(?): -beats Ellen without losing a single Pokemon-

Boy(?): -crushes an empty can of soda-

Then how did that happen?

It didn't! I lost! That was when I first found out about Fairy-types! And besides, I was a boy back then!

Stop making stuff up! Everyone knows you decided to turn into a girl...

Virbank City, almost 3 years ago?

On April Fool's Day the year you were in Unova!

First of all, that was not a choice, at least back then. Second, I changed back...

Unova League, June 6th, 2013

Right before I faced the League.

Sarah: Hey, Pent, mind if I borrow the amulet so that things don't turn out weird on the records?

Pentigan: Sure, here you go. -gives Sarah the amulet to switch back-

Well, then, why were you a girl...

Phenac City, two and a half years ago?

Back in Phenac?

Sarah(?): -was wearing an overly sexy Renko costume IT WAS A PERFECTLY ACCURATE ONE, NOT SEXUALIZED AT ALL!-

And that was the only costume I could think of that I liked. It was for one day.

Well, why are you one now?

Petalburg City, April 11, 2013

Because an intern of Mew split me into two people.

Blitz: Uh, oops.

Don't give me that bullcrap! Everyone knows the show made up the whole "twins" thing.

Waaaaaaaaaaaitwaitwaitwait.

Battle Frontier, Now

Sarah: You weren't at any of that, were you?

Boy: Of course I was! How would I—

Sarah: You got all of your information from the show, just so you could back up some sort of petty grudge!

Boy: ...Okay, FINE! I STILL WON'T FORGIVE YOU, AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL I DEFEAT YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

-Sarah looks at the fourth wall like she's on The Office-

edited 14th Feb '16 8:50:56 PM by BittersweetNSour

The Fourth Wall

-The author recovers from a laughing fit-

Skyzerk:Woah woah hey, don't look at me. Not unless you want me to fight the kid. xD

Jubilife Roof

-Lane blushes harder-

Lane:NO! She's...one of Jason's friends...just met her today. And...well...

-A bit earlier!-

Eve:And we'll need this and this and oooooh~ candles~. And hm...can you cook?

Lane:W-What? I mean, I can but-

Eve:Then ye making pasta, lover boy!

-Lane sweatdrops-

---

Lane:Yeeeeah....

The Fourth Wall

Keys: <Sarah, hasn't the poor fourth wall suffered enough?>

-Like you're one to talk.-

Keys: >:|

edited 14th Feb '16 9:06:44 PM by keys2tkingdom

Jubilife, past

-Hajime and Buddy are now where Sergey and Mireille led them-

Hajime: "Okay, so... how are we doing this?"

Buddy: <And am I the best opponent for this?>

Route 203

-Slliuq and Chum are swimming in the water here-

Chum: <Hm...>

Slliuq: <Pu gnihtemos?>

Chum: <...Is it weird I'm worried I'm getting too soft?>

Slliuq: <No og...>

Chum: <I mean... I seriously told a guy that good pirates don't steal and half meant it. And... to be crude, I still feel kind of weak for the fact I couldn't bring myself slit throats like I used to.>

Slliuq: <...Tnulb eb ot, Ylgnilliw ti od ohw seno eht naht regnorts gniht fo dnik taht od ot sevlesmeht gnirb t'nac ohw enoemos redisnoc d'I.>

Chum: <...I had a feeling you'd say that.>

<And, honestly, I can't say I don't agree.>

<And while I do like the crew we've made and being a part of Team Aqua, I guess I just get... nostalgic for the old days sometimes rather than the 'sanitized' kind of pirate I am now, even if I admit I probably couldn't go back.>

Slliuq: <Taht dnatsrednu nac I, llew...>

<Etarip a rof llef tsrif ohw eno eht saw I, kceh.>

Chum: <True...>

<I guess, as much as I long for the old days sometimes, I'm still really glad you helped show me a better life than that.>

-Slliuq smiles-

Slliuq: <Oot uoy htiw yadot gnidneps eb ot desaelp m'I dna.>

Solaceon

-Connie may be looking for Aaron-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jubilife roof

-She giggles at the reaction-

Tori: "Ooooh, I see~"

-She starts to dish a little up-

"Well the scenery turned out very nice, and the lasagna smells pretty good"

Jubilife, Rooftop

Lane:T...Thanks...hehe...

-Beat-

So...well...I guess...

-Tint-

Happy...Valentine's Day...T-Tori.

-He manages a small smile-

Jubilife floral rooftop

-She may have dished some up for Lane as well-

Tori: "Speaking of..."

-She bends over and rummages in a shopping bag for a moment before coming back up with a heart shaped box-

"It's not a fancy romantic candle lit dinner on a chilly rooftop, but happy Valentine's Day Lane"

-Tori smiles-

edited 14th Feb '16 9:28:59 PM by BlitzTrain

Battle Frontier

Sarah: Okay, okay, fine. So, I guess you're gonna want a battle or something.

Boy: YES! Be warned, I have devised the perfect team to counter anything you throw at me! I! WILL NOT! BE! DEFEATED!

Sarah: Okay, sure, great. Can you at least tell me your name before I keep forgetting you?

Boy: My name's ROY! I'll make you never forget that name!

Sarah: Sure. Whatever. Since obviously you want to get your revenge as soon as you possibly can, let's just make this a 3-on-3.

Roy: Fine! That's all I need!

Grudge Match! Palace Apprentice Sarah vs. Boy With A Grudge Roy!

Roy: GET READY! TO FACE!! THE WRATH!!! OF KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

Sarah sent out Ria! Roy sent out Khan!

-A Kangaskhan appears, looking distinctly non-wrathful. A Kangaskhanite hangs from her neck.-

Khan: <Let's just get this over with.>

Roy: Khan, get ready to TRANSFOOOOOOOOORM!

-Roy holds a Key Stone up in the air as he shouts TRANSFORM-

-...-

Roy: ...I said TRANSFORM!

-... ...-

Ria: <Uh...>

Roy: TRANSFORM ALREADY!

-... ... ...-

Sarah: How terrifying.

Roy: DON'T MOCK ME!

Khan: <Look, we're not getting anywhere. Can we just get this over with?>

Ria: <Yeah, let's.> ._.;;

Ria used Aqua Tail!

-Khan is smacked hard by the Aqua Tail, already in the low yellow.-

Khan: <Oof! Good one.>

Roy: DON'T JUST STAND THERE, USE MEGA PUNCH!

Khan: <Coming at you.>

-Ria effortlessly dodges the nonchalant Mega Punch Khan tries to hit her with.-

Sarah: ...Have you two even trained at all?

Roy: Of course we have!

Khan: <Not really, he just caught me.>

Sarah: Figures.

Ria: <Well, I guess we're finishing this here, then.>

Khan: <Nice meeting you. Shame this guy's the reason.>

Ria: <Right...>

-Ria knocks Khan out with another swing of her tail-

Jubilife Rooftops

-Lane smiles and takes the box-

Lane:You know...this made it all worth it...hehe..,

-He smiles-

I...I love you, Tori...

-Blush-

Fourth Wall

-Keys has Bayonetta up-B Smash Little Mac out of the top and off the screen-

Jublife Rooftop O Love

Tori: "They're just chocolates"

-She chuckles-

"...I love you too Lane"

-And blushes before eating her unexpected dinner-

Battle Frontier

-Roy seethes, and recalls Khan.-

Roy: Okay, then, looks like I'll have to rely on my Starter! Rae!

-Roy sends out a Raichu with a Light Ball.-

Roy sent out Rae!

Rae: <So you nerds are the ones Roy's been hunting down!>

Ria: -sweatdrops at the Light Ball- <Uh... should we tell them, Sarah?>

Sarah: Nah, not worth it. Just use Earthquake.

-Ria sighs, and slams the ground with her tail. Rae staggers, knocked down to half health.-

Rae: <Agh! Good shot, but not enough!>

Roy: Thunderbolt, Rae!

-Rae uses Thunderbolt. Unfortunately for her, she doesn't realize that her Light Ball isn't helping. Ria is sent to about 2/3 of her health.-

Ria: <...That... was kinda disappointing.>

Rae: <Listen, nerd, I didn't come here to be trash talked, I came to win!>

Ria: <Which one of these two got their delusions from the other...?>

Sarah: I dunno, but finish her off.

-Ria nods, and uses Earthquake again.-

Rae: <Urk... you'll regret this, nerds...>

Rae fainted!

edited 14th Feb '16 10:10:14 PM by BittersweetNSour