The Wanderer
Glacia's Chamber
Really should've planned for that.
Glacia: Go Vanilluxe!
Vanilluxe: <Hooray, time to play!>
Go Muddy!
Muddy: -Appears- <Oh, a Vanilluxe.>
Glacia: Vanilluxe, use Freeze Dry!
What?
Vanilluxe: -Breathes dry ice on Muddy-
Muddy: <This doesn't hurt one bi-Ack!>
-Loses about half his health-
<What?>
Freeze Dry, an Ice type move that has devastating effects on Water types... didn't know Vanilluxe could learn it. And I didn't know it could have that nasty of an effect on you Muddy, it's like you got smacked with an Energy Ball.
Muddy: <You're telling me.>
We'll have to defeat her quickly then.
Waterfall!
Muddy: -Rams into Vanilluxe while cloaked in water-
Vanilluxe: <Ack!>
-Shoots Muddy in the face with another Freeze Dry-
Muddy: -Manages to barely hold on and faints Vanilluxe with a Brick Break-
edited 27th Oct '15 7:48:05 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
EGC
Jack: Well, you talk as if you've lived a rather long life.
If that's so, why are you still a prevo?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
done w ur shit
EGC
<Tepig: It is indeed a valid question. One, I suspect, I am unfortunately not allowed to answer. My days of defying god and man are over.>
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Jack: ....right.
Sorry to bother.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
done w ur shit
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<Tepig: Once more, hardly your fault. But! On to cheerier topics. I am just recently reacquainted with society. Tell me, what goes in the modern world?>
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Jack: Uh, well that depends.
How long have you been away?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
done w ur shit
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<Tepig: Longer, I think, than you could expect. All that I need, then, is what books cannot tell me. Share what is important to you, young man.>
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Jack: Oh, uh, well...
We have the internet now.
Don't know if you were around for that.
Hm.....
There's a team of crimefighters that formed a few years ago.
There's that.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
done w ur shit
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<Tepig: Ah! Heroes! Something familiar in any age. Though, one wonders what it would be like to be on that side for a change...>
He ponders this for a bit.
<Tepig: But what is this internet?>
EGC
Jack: I see you've been gone for quite some time.
Do you know what a computer is?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Ever Grande
-Tori might wander by the cosplaying Ignia-
done w ur shit
EGC
<Tepig: This word is, as well, unfamiliar to me.>
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Jack: Okay, you at least know what a car is?
edited 27th Oct '15 8:11:59 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Bona-Fide Mastah
EGC
-Tart gives a flap as Iggy skips over-
Iggy:Heya Ms. Tori! =D
-Flapflap-
Like m' wings? =D
done w ur shit
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<Tepig: ... let us pass over technology for now.>
Ever Grande
-Tart gets a pat on the head-
Tori: "Hey Ignia, it's very nice! Dressing up for anything in particular?"
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Jack: Okay, wow, you've been gone a while.
Uh, well a lot of things have changed.
Let's see..... [England] no longer has a vast empire...... there have been two world wars..... humans and pokemon other than Clefable have been to the moon.....
Modern society has a lot of things we didn't have just a few decades ago.
People can talk to each other from other sides of the planet, for instance.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Bona-Fide Mastah
EGC
Iggy:Naaaah! Jus' feelin like doing something fun!
-Flappa hop!-
-A few crunches of leaves signal someone else approaching-
Francis:Well...what do we have here...
-Chuckle-
done w ur shit
EGC
<Tepig: Really? Hmmm.>
He nods.
<Tepig: All amazing news. But you, young man. What do you find special in this modern world?>
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Jack: Oh, well I'm quite happy that travel is much easier than it was a hundred years ago.
I'm glad that medicine and education are better.
Things like that.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
done w ur shit
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<Tepig: Truly... these sound like marvelous things. And what is your name, young man?>
NI HQ, Kirsten and Juliet's Room
-Kirsten is, as usual, practicing her scales on the violin, with a somewhat bored expression. It's clear that her mind's elsewhere-
Kirsten: I bet the spider lady gave her a job on my birthday to spite me...hmph.
-she places the violin aside and sulks before she hears a knock on the door-
Kirsten: GO AWAY!
Delibird: <Present delivery!>
-curious, Kirsten gets up to open the door. At the doorstep is a wrapped gift that, upon opening...-
Kirsten: !
-grins happily-
A Hilary Hahn poster! And...
-looks at a smaller box and opens it, finding a case full of darts-
Kirsten: ...
-evil grin-
Thanks, Jules.
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Jack: My name is Jonathan, but everyone calls me Jack.
What about you?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
done w ur shit
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<Tepig: I hesitate to use my old name... I think... I think, for now "Dorf" shall do.>
He nods to himself.
<Dorf: Yes. Dorf. In any case, Jack, what is it that you spend your time on, in this world of new miracles?>
THE LABS!!!
Blue sets down her phone.
Blue: No. Nothing rash. Not yet.
In the back end of her corner of the labs, Enigma looks on with an ambiguous expression.
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<Tepig: Yes? What that might be, young man?>