ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Well, she did evolve while under duress, so that probably affected things.

-Hears rumbling-

Shit! We need some info before we leave so that this wasn't a total waste!

-Sees Wailord ferrying the wild Pokemon off the Sky Fortress-

edited 15th May '11 8:04:02 PM by rmctagg09

-Binds an incapitated Pincher, and readies a portable stove and some soup in front of him.

Now, talk! Where is Manaphy, you asshat!

Find someone quickly! Then get outta here!

-Crumbling gets worse-

Shit! Shit! Shit!

edited 15th May '11 8:08:19 PM by PippingFool

-Points to Gamer's incapacitated Pincher-

Yes, talk.

-Has his dagger at his throat-

edited 15th May '11 8:08:41 PM by rmctagg09

-Blasts my way through a door at the end of a long hallway on the top floor. It's an office, with a large desk, a bookcase, several mildly comfortable chairs, a couple lamps, and a large, water-filled canister with a control panel and a Manaphy inside.-

...-blinks-...

-Said Pincher is wearing some Steelhead Armor, and is not intimidated by Tagg's weapon.

Alright...Tagg, plug your ears. I'll cook until this guy talks.

-Starts randomly opening doors to find Manaphy-

-Ends up in a small computer bank-

Ooh... -Begins transferring information and fleeing Porygon's to an external disk-

Don't worry little guys, this is just until we get out, then I'll let you go.

edited 15th May '11 8:11:52 PM by Pentigan

-Hears a crash from where Wolf went-

Wolf...!

-Goes downstairs to where Wolf is-

We are getting Manaphy now?

-Plugs his ears-

Come on Gamer.

-Hears more crumbling-

We need to go, now!

Seems like it Anom.

-Runs down to where Wolf is-

Wolf..! Wolf..! are you oka-

-Looks around the office, to see that the Manaphy is right here in this office-

Wolf... We found it... WE'VE FOUND IT...!

edited 15th May '11 8:15:51 PM by PippingFool

-Kratos begins levataing us and the Pincher ut of the fortress, all as I am still cooking.

STIR, WHIP, STIR WHIP, WHIP WHIP STIR! STIR WHIP, STIR WHIP, WHIP WHIP STIR YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tagg, do you mind playing the Pincher?

Sure, Why Not?

Pincher: Please, no more.

Talk damn it!

I wanted to be around for it.

-slowly walking toward the canister, in an almost trancelike state- Hey Fool. Give me a hand with this, will you?

edited 15th May '11 8:16:00 PM by BadWolf21

It's all over...It's nearly all over...

Unless you want a second helping, tell us where your stolen Manaphy is. NOW!

Where do we go, Tagg?

Pincher: I think your friends already have it. -Points in the direction of the room where Wolf and Fool are-

I know you probably know more. Why'd you steal it?

edited 15th May '11 8:18:25 PM by rmctagg09

He's not the one who stole it in the first place. I wonder... what happened... to those two...?

-Tries to catch my breath-

-tries to lift the canister- I really need someone else to help me pick this up

-Takes out pancake batter, eggs, milk, flour, ect.

See this? This takes about TWICE as much prep time as soup. If you don't want to hear me rambling about cooking methods for the next 30 minutes right into your ear, tell us WHY YOU STOLE THAT MANAPHY!

It takes you twice as long to make pancakes as it does to make soup?

-Finishes transferring and runs out to the nearest balcony-

Moltres: <Seeing as it's going down anyway...>

Zapdos: <Forward-slash give Moltres 46 1?>

Moltres: <Yep.>

edited 15th May '11 8:21:50 PM by Pentigan

It does when I horribly mangle cooking recepies. I can't cook anything IRL, excluding soup, sandwiches, and maybe burgures and hot dogs.

Pincher: This guy, he offered us a lot of money for it.

Who?