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Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#374826: May 24th 2014 at 8:49:04 PM

Kalos League

Jacob: "But I can't enjoy anything that doesn't demand everything I am to begin with. I'm.... weird, like that. But still. I enjoy things because they're difficult. If something becomes commonplace or no longer exceptional, then I just need to push myself to be better. Because I can be. And will be. That ever constant challenge gives me something to look forward to."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374827: May 24th 2014 at 8:49:46 PM

Kalos League, Flood Chamber

Ever: Just a few chances left... -sends out Letter-

Letter: <Oho! A dragon!> -unsheathes himself, whirling around wildly- <Naturally, I have slain thousands.>

Ever: I have my reasons for doubting you. But anyway, Shadow Sneak!

Siebold: Earthquake.

Letter: <En garde, serpent!>

Gyarados: <RRRAAAAAAAGH!> -headbutts a wall and drops to the ground, out cold-

Letter: -dramatic pose- <Another victory for the collection.>

Ever: -facepalm-

Siebold: -sighs- Beaten by someone with all the artistic sense of a turnip...saddening. But no matter. Challenger, you still have two opponents left. Get out, and be happy I didn't just drown you after your insult to my craft.

Ever: Yeesh, everyone and the death threats.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#374828: May 24th 2014 at 8:55:13 PM

Pokémon League, viewing area

Mezzo: Oh, nice comeback!

Sunny: <You can do it, Ever! Finish it for Mezzo's sake!>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374829: May 24th 2014 at 8:55:58 PM

Kalos E4 Chamber

Ever: Okay, now...Ironworks Chamber? That looks doable. Let's go.

Letter: <Aha! A chance to match steel against steel! Blade against— You will be using me properly this time?>

Ever: -pets the Doublade- Sure.

Ironworks Chamber

Ever: -watching the swords- ...Now this is fancy.

Wikstrom: Ah, greetings! I see you've made your way past two of my comrades-in-arms! I look forward to a fair and just trial by arms! But watch out, or you just might face the last blade you ever see! -belly laugh-

Ever: Is this legal?

Wikstrom: To arms, my young friend!

Battle! Everyman Ever vs. E4 Wikstrom!

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#374830: May 24th 2014 at 8:56:35 PM

Kalos League

"Well, to each their own. I just want to have fun even if it might end uç in disappointment. Anyway, it's getting kinda late so... Bye Jacob!"

Sakura waves as she walks off.

mrsunshinesprinkles Forever Gorgeous from Somewhere, crying Since: Jan, 2012
Forever Gorgeous
#374831: May 24th 2014 at 8:57:31 PM

Kalos League, Flood Chamber, Screwed if I know-O-clock

Conkeldurr gets blown through the arena; half of his health knocked off.

Conkeldurr: Gah! Ngh…That hurt!

Robin:'Suck it in, and Drain Punch, now!

Conkeldurr: This'll patch me up, good!

Conkeldurr's fist glows, as he charges at the Clawitzer.

"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#374832: May 24th 2014 at 8:59:16 PM

Kalos League

Jacob: "Right... night Sakura."

"...."

This reminds me. There's a certain DRAGON I need to find... -He walks off-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374833: May 24th 2014 at 9:01:08 PM

Kalos League, Ironworks Chamber

-Ever sends out Skoll, while Wikstrom sends out a Scizor-

Scizor: -eyes Skoll- <...Was I a murderer in a past life?>

Skoll: <I don't believe I can speculate on matters of reincarnation.>

Scizor: <It's rheto— Never mind...>

Ever: Flamethrower.

Wikstrom: Brick Break.

Scizor: -breaks Skoll's bricks. Again-

Skoll: -roasts Scizor's face. Again-

-the Scizor is far more affected by the roasting of its face than Skoll by the breaking of her bricks, and collapses, fainted-

Ever: Heh. I love Steel-types.

Wikstrom: Such an underhanded strategy! A Dark-type is not the weapon of an honorable knight! Go, Bisharp!

Ever: ...

Wikstrom: ...

Bisharp: -vaudeville pose-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#374834: May 24th 2014 at 9:05:47 PM

-Bursts out laughing-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
crowlover from a Jolly Caucus Race Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#374835: May 24th 2014 at 9:05:52 PM

Kalos League, Flood Chamber, Screwed if Sunshine knows-O-clock

-The Clawitzer is knocked back by the Drain Punch, taking a good deal of damage and sneering at Conkeldurr-

-He fires off another Water Pulse-

Kalos League

Murcrow: <...Wow, that was close.>

-Maggie has, meanwhile, taken a seat and is hoping Crow doesn't notice her if she can help it-

-She blinks at Wikstrom's hypocrisy-

Kalos League Grounds

-Finn is still digging holes out here because he has nothing better to do with his time-

edited 24th May '14 9:07:10 PM by crowlover

"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#374836: May 24th 2014 at 9:08:07 PM

Kalos League

Jacob: -Finds the hole Finn is digging and throws a rock down it-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Mezzopiano You're shivering. Are you afraid? from That Cold Place Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
#374837: May 24th 2014 at 9:09:13 PM

Pokémon League, viewing area

Mezzo: "Not the weapon of an honorable knight?" Well screw you and your honor.

...

Mezzo: Now I wish I had got those badges so I could bash his face in.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#374838: May 24th 2014 at 9:10:36 PM

Chivalry was just an ideal that most knights didn't even follow.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374839: May 24th 2014 at 9:11:15 PM

Kalos League, Ironworks Chamber

Ever: Skoll, Flamethrower!

Wikstrom: Bisharp, Slash!

-Skoll sucks in breath and spits out a stream of fire-

Bisharp: <Ah-ah! First rule of comedy, expect the unexpected!>

Skoll: <Hmm? What am I to expe—>

-the Bisharp takes advantage of Skoll talking and not breathing fire to slash her across the face. She drops to the ground, fainted-

Bisharp: <The unexpected, obviously!>

Ever: ...I'm going to need to talk with her about paying attention to the opponent's banter. Letter, get ready.

Letter: <Ah, a challenge?> -eyes the Bisharp- <Prepare yourself to face the ultimate master of the dual style!>

Bisharp: -battle stance- <You do realize you aren't the only one with two blades?>

Letter: <You do have a fair point...>

Wikstrom: Night Slash!

-the Bisharp dashes forward, swinging its blades down-

-and both of Letter's swords detach from the shield-

Letter: <But my style exceeds yours in quality and in grandiosity! In grace and versatility Doublade are unmatched!>

-the shield bounces away, ricochets off the wall, and hits the Bisharp in the face-

Letter: <And also in luck, at least for today! Prepare yourself for defeat!>

Ever: Sacred Sword!

Letter: <FOR MY LADY OF THE BLACK VEIL!>

-Letter's swords whirl in opposite directions and slash towards the Bisharp. One hits its neck, one its feet, and the dark knight is sent spinning into the wall behind Wikstrom-

Letter: <Victory!>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
crowlover from a Jolly Caucus Race Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#374840: May 24th 2014 at 9:11:36 PM

Kalos League Grounds

-After a sound of rock striking something, Finn pops out of his hole-

Finn: <What do you want, Iridis?>

"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#374841: May 24th 2014 at 9:12:37 PM

Kalos League — Outside

-Sarah and Alli have decided to sit outside, away from everyone else.-

Sarah: You're really gonna leave, huh...

Alli: Yeah, I am. But I'll come back!

Sarah: -smiles- You better. I don't want to lose my sister for good.

-Sarah looks up to the stars-

Sarah: Sinnoh... Have fun there. Hopefully you won't be caught in the middle of a big obscuric disaster like I was.

-Alli giggles-

Alli: I think I have better luck than that. But... thanks anyway.

Sarah: No problem.

-She sighs-

Sarah: I'm gonna miss you, Alli. I know we never talked much up until this past January, but... I've liked your company these past months.

Alli: I have too... But it's gonna be a whole new experience traveling alone, and I'm excited for it!

Sarah: Heh... you should be. You'll need to make sure ready for anything and everything...

-She smirks-

Sarah: And for Ho-oh's sake, don't forget to pack a tent.

-Alli giggles more-

Alli: I'm not that forgetful~

Sarah: I never said you were.

-She giggles as well.-

Sarah: Oh, and, if you do get caught in something like the obscura-crisis thing and you need to tell me...

-She snatches a piece of paper passing by in the wind-

Sarah: I should teach you how to do this.

Alli: Ooh~

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#374842: May 24th 2014 at 9:15:10 PM

Kalos League

Jacob: -Grabs Finn by the neck, which considering their sizes and relative body structures is a very bad move on Jacob's end- "How did you get in contact with Dransa's mons, why did you talk to her Garchomp, what did you say, and isn't the fact that a dragon specialist had a Garchomp enough proof the Gible line are Dragons?"

edited 24th May '14 9:16:50 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374843: May 24th 2014 at 9:17:57 PM

Kalos League, Ironworks Chamber

Wikstrom: Hmm... -sends out an Aegislash- Let us see how your Doublade responds to facing its—

Letter: <Big brother!>

Aegislash: <Little brother!>

-sword hugs!-

Ever: Um...

Wikstrom: ...

Letter: <Big brother! Big brother! I have something to tell you!>

Aegislash: <What is it, little brother?>

Letter used Shadow Claw! It's super-effective! Critical hit!

Letter: <I've always hated you!>

Aegislash: <That might have been nice to know earlier...> -topples backwards and faints-

Letter: -spits. Somehow- <Ever sends his regards.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#374844: May 24th 2014 at 9:20:34 PM

...Well.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
crowlover from a Jolly Caucus Race Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#374845: May 24th 2014 at 9:22:54 PM

Kalos League

-Finn is grabbed by the neck, though it doesn't really restrict his breathing any-

Finn: <Because I've been digging an awful lot and your Heart is unbearable to be around, Iridis.>

<I'm disappointed that Fairy Tale Girl stuff didn't get to you, though.>


-Connie notes the display with an uneasy expression-

"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374846: May 24th 2014 at 9:24:50 PM

Kalos League, Ironworks Chamber

Letter: -grumble grumble- <Big brother, always hogging the best steel and reminding me that I wasn't born thousands of years ago...> -composes himself-

Wikstrom: Your Doublade clearly lacks honor! I shall have to put it in its place. Klefki, take the field!

Ever: ...Oh boy.

Klefki: <Have you ever seen a Doublade cry?>

Letter: <Yes.>

Klefki: <Well, that completely ruins my threat. But anyway, you're about to again. Yay for deja vu or something.>

Wikstrom: Foul Play!

Ever: See if you can get in some damage! Iron Head!

Letter: <For the glory of my ancestors!>

-Letter whirls forward with both swords, slashing at the Klefki twice. The Klefki winces....and drives its keys into Letter's tassels. Both swords find their momentum arrested, and swing sideways, colliding with a clack-

Letter: <Ooh....my head...>

Klefki: <I'mma make you hurt, swordy.>

-and flips Letter over, slamming him to the ground-

Letter fainted!

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#374847: May 24th 2014 at 9:27:03 PM

Kalos League

Jacob: "I am not a girl. I am not a fairy tale girl. If you ever try to insinuate something that conflicts with the nature of my sex I will hunt you down and encase you in enough ice that Titan will have to relegate the next five years of Neo-Galactic's efforts to melting you out, if he even thinks you're worth that. And while your heart slows and you body cools and dies I will laugh."

"Beyond that though you never addressed my final question."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
crowlover from a Jolly Caucus Race Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#374848: May 24th 2014 at 9:32:23 PM

Kalos League

Finn: <...Hm.>

<As for the last question, what does it matter?>

"Don't worry, murder is a sign of affection." - An amalgamation of Dunsparce
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374849: May 24th 2014 at 9:32:24 PM

Kalos League, Ironworks Chamber

Ever: Hmm...drama or logic... Cuseinga, go!

Klefki: <Well, I guess this might be fun.>

Ever: Cuseinga, Thunder.

Klefki: <...Pardon?>

Cuseinga: <Woo!> -leaps into the air, sprinting up the wall, launching himself onto the ceiling, and dropping a spear of electricity down onto the Klefki-

Klefki: <...Ugh. Electric-types.>

Klefki fainted!

Wikstrom: Impressive! Probopass, show this young gallant a proper challenge!

Ever: Uh, right. Surf.

Probopass: <But my nose! Look at it! It's beautiful!> -twirls- <I have it in quadruplicate because of how gorgeous it is!>

Cuseinga: <Your nose is impressive, sure! But check out my nosedive!>

Ever: ...Cuseinga, let's not make your sense of humor a habit.

Cuseinga: -drops from the ceiling, followed by a current of water- <Baboom!>

Cuseinga used Surf!

Wikstrom: You'd best hope my armor doesn't get rusty...Probopass, Earth Power!

Cuseinga: <Hey, wait! I'm still falling!>

Probopass: <You deserve what you get for your insult to my noooooose!> -sneezes, blasting Cuseinga into a wall-

Cuseinga: <....Ow.>

Cuseinga fainted!

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#374850: May 24th 2014 at 9:37:17 PM

Kalos E4, Ironworks

Ever: Access, go! Foul Play!

Access: <Whoa. Are we really— are we really doing this?>

Ever: Yep.

Access: <If you're sure~> -skitters forward, shoving herself into the Probopass. Unfortunately, as she's tiny and the Probopass isn't, she only succeeds in pushing it over-

Probopass: -levitating back to its feet- <My nose protects me from such pedestrian assault!>

Wikstrom: Zap Cannon!

Access: <...Can we talk?>

Probopass: <NOSEPE!> -sneezes lightning at Access, dealing massive damage and paralyzing her-

Access: <Erk! This is way more fun when I'm on the other end of it...>

Wikstrom: Earth Power again!

Probopass: <Allow me to introduce myself! MY NAME IS NOSE!> -sneezes Access unconscious-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

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