Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
What do yu mean you dont know what a you-know-what is? It's what wimens hav instead of a thingy.
Friend On The Other Side
Oh dear god, kill me!
edited 27th Jan '11 4:02:39 PM by DrPopculture
You cannot kung fu on bulldozer!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
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Wait... do you mean...
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I've seen this used before, and I kind of think it's appropriate for this situation...
O////O
edited 27th Jan '11 4:02:56 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
You could just say vagina, if that's what I think you're going on about.
I don't see the big deal. If you're female, you have one. It's not some dark secret.
edited 27th Jan '11 4:03:31 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
O////O
Please... just... shut up. Now. Or I will make you. I know it's not in the terms of my occupation, but you are just that annoying.
edited 27th Jan '11 4:06:12 PM by Monkeyface
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
But I don't talk about having it! This is so embarassing...
edited 27th Jan '11 4:11:42 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Cus everywun knows what!
Also why dus he want 2 be culled?
edited 27th Jan '11 4:14:52 PM by Daionusthe23rd
Could be worse. At least you have genitals...
edited 27th Jan '11 4:15:16 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
But I didn't! And now I'm just really embarassed... Why are we even talking about those parts of us?
edited 27th Jan '11 4:15:29 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yu dont have a thingy?!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Cus sex sells?
edited 27th Jan '11 4:15:57 PM by Daionusthe23rd
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
But I'm too young to do that stuff! And talking about it is so embarassing...
edited 27th Jan '11 4:17:32 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I used to... For some reason I woke up today as just a head with arms attached to it. It's extremely annoying.
The sooner you get over embarrasment regarding that subject, the easier it will be in the long run.
edited 27th Jan '11 4:17:26 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
o. dat is werd. Maybee yu PO'd a wiserf?
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Maybe one of my potions would help. Only 100 pix on eBay!
But why would talking about it now help?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
-reads the thread-
...When my conquest of Earth is complete, the internet shall be the first thing I destroy.
Shut. Up. NOW.
edited 27th Jan '11 4:23:56 PM by Monkeyface
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
At first this was cool, but now this is just really embarassing... Oh, wait, do you need any supplies?
edited 27th Jan '11 4:24:34 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
NU! U cant tell me wat 2 du!
Ill buy goff makup if u have it.
Do you have even the slightest preception of who I am?
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
What's goff makup?
edited 27th Jan '11 4:26:16 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Death, duh. but I cud bat u wiff my magciks!
Stuff lik eyeliner, black lipstik, eyeshadow....makup dat make u look goff!
That is extremely doubtful. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, I will come for you. It's something of a policy I have for Wizards when they die. But I may come for you a bit sooner than the norm.
edited 27th Jan '11 4:30:17 PM by Monkeyface
When u cum, I'll be kickin yur ass!
But I don't know what a you know what is. But I know about magical stuff!
edited 27th Jan '11 3:58:47 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."