Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Nothing especially remarkable. From my standpoint at least.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh... nothing? Is there anything at all you can tell me?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I'm not a liberty to say. Though I can tell you that you will die. But then again, everyone does. Except for me, for course.
ALL your futures will be the same; either slaves toiling in my underground acid mines, or lab monkeys in one of my many grand and glorious SCIENCE labs! Nyeeehahahahha!!
Doubtful.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh, well... that's not a nice thing to think about.
Oh, hi! Do you need any supplies?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Now that you mention it, my stock of Wonderflonium is running low...
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh, I don't think I have any of that...
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Man, it's hard to type like this...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
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THEN WHAT FREAKING USE ARE YOU?!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
I can't help it if I don't have something I didn't know existed. I have swords and potions and stuff like that. All on my new eBay page!
edited 27th Jan '11 3:31:33 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Hey, dude! Don't shout at kids!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Swords and potions?! Don't you have anything scientific?
I'll shout at whomever I want to, You Fool!!
edited 27th Jan '11 3:32:26 PM by Vox
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh, I just found these arrow things!
No, I don't think so. All my supplies are either food, or stuff for adventurers.
Hello, do you need any supplies? And who's Amy Lee?
edited 27th Jan '11 3:34:14 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
You wouldn't happen to stock Pokeballs, would you?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
What's a pokeball?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Hey bitch you look kawaii.
An if u don’t know who Amy Lee is get da hell out of here!
...You don't have Pokeballs, then. Oh, well.
Don't tell a vet what to do!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
That's not a very nice thing to say... and I don't want to leave.
edited 27th Jan '11 3:40:58 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Dant yu no what kawaii is? An I'm a witch who wuz at Hagworts so I cood make yur thingy explod if I wanted to.
...Thingy?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
No... and... my "thingy"? What do you mean? And what's Hogwarts?
edited 27th Jan '11 3:45:46 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
You dont have a thingy. He hass a thingy. Yu have a You-Know-What. An Haggyworts iz a school fur peeple wif magick powerz.
What else happens in my future?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."