Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Coffee? Oh, I've met her!
She was kinda intense...
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Secret Agent2583
Sometimes I enjoy a bit of coffee when invading. But it never always ends well.
Merfolk, often worried
For Halloween, i'll prank Dr. Crygor by faking death in front of him.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 29th 2022 at 5:38:01 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Why fake it?
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
"Can you see what I see?"
Indeed. I could always help make it look more real.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Merfolk, often worried
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What even is that question ? Because if i really die, then it won't be a prank anymore, dummy ! I also couldn't gain money anymore, couldn't find treasures, couldn't make money anymore, couldn't watch TV, couldn't gain money anymore, couldn't take care of Hen, couldn't make money anymore....
It would be great that you help me, do you know how to replicate an impalement well ?
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 29th 2022 at 5:43:59 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Don't people revive you?
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Merfolk, often worried
Not really. There are some people who revive you ?
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 29th 2022 at 5:52:11 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
No, I'm the reviver.
I am too sometimes!
You're getting there, little buddy!
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Merfolk, often worried
Reviver ? Sound cool.
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Thanks!
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
"Can you see what I see?"
If that's the case, I won't even need to fake the impalement.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Merfolk, often worried
What do you mean by that ? You want to impale me for real ? I'm fine with it as long as you have potions that can revive me.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 29th 2022 at 6:08:05 PM
oh hey it's that guy from the thing!
Well, if I knew where you people were, I could help!
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
cat :3
Finally caught up on the two lectures that I had missed yesterday. Now to work on the exercise sheets!
[1]
Oop, my bad. Expressing tones and online chatrooms don't go well together... How advanced is math in your universe, then?
[2] Never thought I'd say this, but for once I don't mind.
Mortefi
We have people who study math, and they’re advanced far beyond me, but the average person’s understanding doesn’t really go above what they need to calculate Mora and know how long ago Morax was born.
those names being similar is not a coincidence, Morax, the god of contracts and commerce, invented Mora, the common currency.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Superficial and Otherworldly Celestial
Morax? Isn't that the name of a demon?
Mortefi
Quite the opposite. He's the strictest Archon in all Teyvat. Fair contracts are his whole thing.
Edited by KitkatKK2 on Oct 29th 2022 at 12:04:46 PM
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
Godzilla
It says he’s the President of Hell, that is wrong because that’s me. The Devil, from the Bible.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
cat :3
[1] Fair, my homeworld is kinda similar, most people only use as much maths as they need to do their finances.
If you don't mind, I'd like to go into more detail - do you know what the derivative of a function is? And if yes, do you know what a differential equation is?
"Please do not reproduce this textbook." - S. Banach & A. Tarski
Mortefi
No, but I'm below average at math, even for my age.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
cat :3
Aww, bummer. Maybe I could teach you a thing or two?
Edited by StepexNo2 on Oct 29th 2022 at 8:28:44 PM
"Please do not reproduce this textbook." - S. Banach & A. Tarski
Godzilla
Morax is actually lower management in Hell at best. - The Devil
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Mortefi
I really don't think he would appreciate you saying things like that. He's the most morally upstanding god of all of them, as far as I know. Unless we're not talking about the same Morax.
"Mortefi, researcher at Department of Safety, Huaxu Academy. For inquiries about Tacetite weapons, you may visit my lab."
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Blech. Coffee is too bitter for me, plus big sis said I'm not allowed to have too much caffeine anyway.
"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."