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32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4778: Apr 25th 2019 at 2:56:58 PM

Petey's divine portfolio does include humblebragging, though

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#4779: Apr 26th 2019 at 1:58:16 AM

So that little girl's crayon rubbings were kind of accurate after all?

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-04-26

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#4780: Apr 26th 2019 at 2:18:08 AM

Uh, yes? They were the basis for the entire project. Even if there still were inaccuracies (maybe the ship itself changed vector or speed slightly, or maybe the projected position of Sol system that it was calculated in relation to was inaccurate, any amount of reasons), they are still the base upon which everything was built.

Edited by Adannor on Apr 26th 2019 at 12:19:05 PM

Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4781: Apr 26th 2019 at 8:12:37 AM

The downside of being a nigh-omnipotent godling is that whenever you do anything difficult, everyone assumes it was easy for you.

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#4782: Apr 26th 2019 at 8:21:22 AM

I really hope Petey knows better than to expect sympathy on that point.

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FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#4783: Apr 26th 2019 at 10:48:57 AM

Incidentally, for those who backed the recent book Kickstarter, the Retrospective Sketchbook is being distributed.

FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#4786: Apr 28th 2019 at 6:48:32 AM

[up] I gotta love the slam dunk, and the look of elation on the giant's face. Just before he pushes it a bit too far and touches the rock. [lol]

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#4787: Apr 29th 2019 at 12:47:27 AM

[up] And following on from that, we discover his name.

And get a new theory.

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-04-29

FuzzyBoots from Outlying borough of Pittsburgh (there's a lot of Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#4788: Apr 29th 2019 at 6:50:52 AM

Hmm... is Cecil one of the uploads? Or an emergent intelligence?

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Think of the mooks!
#4789: Apr 29th 2019 at 6:52:22 AM

I think Cecil's an emergent. The giant has been there since Thurl first came up with the Ragnarok scenario.

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TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#4790: Apr 30th 2019 at 2:22:09 AM

In which we find that the virtual Tagon has as much trouble keeping both of his feet out of his mouth as his "real" counterpart:

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-04-30

Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4791: May 1st 2019 at 7:50:16 AM

Brilliant. I'm sure they'll explain it in more detail shortly, but what I'm getting is that civilizations flee the galaxy because there's just too much dangerous stuff, from upstart new races to bombs made out of the galactic core.

Discar Since: Jun, 2009
#4793: May 2nd 2019 at 7:23:29 AM

Figured it out. Not sure if it's the meat Uptrobar who figured this out. After all, we just saw that the digital version was about to figure it out, and I doubt they would keep it a secret.

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#4794: May 2nd 2019 at 9:34:44 AM

Howard loves simultaniety though, so I expect we'll see both Uptrobars figuring it at the same time.

danime91 Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#4796: May 3rd 2019 at 9:26:07 AM

So basically, just as how life eventually moves on from the undersea vents, the calderas, and such, civilizations that get advanced enough will eventually leave behind galaxies and, I dunno, transcend this mortal coil? Start civilizations in the dark between galaxies?

32_Footsteps Think of the mooks! from Just north of Arkham Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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#4797: May 3rd 2019 at 11:13:10 AM

What if... what if one of those previous civilizations moved away from baryonic life and became the dark matter entities?

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KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#4798: May 3rd 2019 at 7:08:17 PM

[up] Wouldn't surprise me at this point. Especially as at least one previous civ left behind something that actually makes Pan'urri.

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4799: May 4th 2019 at 6:25:08 AM

The main issue would be translation of "self" I guess...

Even on a computer the wave pattern that composes a sentient being is likely still carried by the electromagnetic spectrum and it's associated particles, which does not interact (as far as we know) with Dark Matter

Edited by 3of4 on May 4th 2019 at 3:27:47 PM

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Adannor Since: May, 2010
#4800: May 4th 2019 at 7:34:58 AM

[up] As Kevyn says, any waveform can do. It may be possible to go into a pure gravitic waveform, that will then hook up some suitable dark matter particles and then will be able to continue to exist on its own, without needing support from the baryonic side.


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