Schlock Mercenary

Well that's still falling, just in style.

Actually even without his new armour Schlock has been capable of flight for a while. His plasma guns have a "rocket" function that allows him powered flight, though I don't recall him ever combining it with streamlining himself into a more aerodynamic gliding shape.

Also always assume until proven otherwise that Schlock has at least one plasma gun on him

Actually I am assuming that he doesn't, given the tightness of control Oafans seem to exhibit they'd ban him.

The fact that the Oafans haven't scraped Jumpstar Prime off the interior is a good sign for continuing relations, at least.

One lesson I learned from KSP is that if you have enough thrust, and aren't going too fast, aerodynamics don't matter one bit.

(disregard)

Edited by Nohbody on Dec 30th 2018 at 8:27:26 AM

I'm not sure if he really doesn't understand the term, or he is just playing dumb.

He's playing. He knew what hazing was when Murtaugh joined, and he hadn't been majorly reduced since then.

Oh yeah, now that you mention it I recall that, when they were exploring the Oafan station.

Well, that'll teach you, Schlocky:

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-01-01

Hehehe.

Eh, "paraglide into primordial jungle and eat a giant monster from inside out" is probably a good Schlocky day.

I don't think Liz is quite done forgiving Schlock.

The lesson here is don't haze, because you never know if the hazed can turn the table on the hazer.

Although, given Schlock's cunning in such matters... he may also be testing to see if she's ruthless enough to survive in a mercenary company. As we've established before, he probably does have his own flight options if it came down to that. Of course, being the simple soul he is, he'd probably state as much at the end of the trial and then really face her ire.

Not minding.

Edited by Nohbody on Jan 2nd 2019 at 9:55:59 AM

The voice of very bitter experience.

Schlock's expression is the epitome of not minding.

Resume.

Love to help.

She forgot to mind out for Schlocky. Schoolgirl error there, Ambassador.

Meanwhile, Chinook is still making folks crap themselves even without using her long guns:

https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-01-06

I feel Peteys reaction will just be "Oh bother. Fine."

Someone's just an itty-bit peeved...

Based on the last line of Sunday's comic, I see that a bit of Ennesby stuck with Chinook.

A surgical coma... where the doctors are planning to rewrite your brain because they find you annoying.