YMMV / The Muddle-Headed Wombat

• Genius Bonus: Wombat's go-to threat when angered is threatening to squash the source of his ire flat. In real-life, the wombat's main method of defense should something pursue it into its burrow is to fatally crush the intruder against the unyielding earthen walls — it's even evolved a specially armored rump, heavy with skin, fat and cartilage, to aid in this manner of defensive offense.