- Narm: The lyrical content for "If That Were Me", most notably "I couldn't live without my phone / And you don't even have a home" was ridiculed by critics for being this and too bland.
- She Really Can Act: Her portrayal of Mary Magdalene. Nobody expected her to be that good.
- The Woobie: She's some of the worst luck with stardom and personal issues which run deep.
YMMV / Melanie C