YMMV / Mash S 8 E 14 Stars And Stripes

• Ho Yay: Hawkeye's joy at seeing Scully, followed by his disappointment at learning Scully's really only there to see Margaret, positively drips with this:
  Scully: Uh, Hawkeye, you're really cute, and probably a wonderful dancer, but I didn't risk my neck getting here so I could waltz with you.
  Hawkeye: You mean Margaret? You'd rather frolic with a sultry, voluptuous blonde than with a skinny, pale brunette?
  Scully: I'm just funny that way.
  Hawkeye: There's no accounting for taste.