YMMV / A Day in the Life of a Commissar

• Aluminum Christmas Trees: Steeve vows to eat Nathan Johnson's heart, excrete it, and process that into coffee. There actually is a kind of coffee made from poo, Civet crap coffee. Civet cats eat coffee berries and excrete the beans, which have reacted favourably to the cats digestive processes. It's still gotta taste better than the digested remains of a Space Marine's two hearts.