Blend it Up and Eat It!

When Bitsy and Ambrose try to get their respective memoir published before the other, the publisher, Victoria, won't do it because what they wrote doesn't qualify them as books. When Bitsy asks Victoria if her memoir is better than her brother's, she points out since hers has a higher percentage of actual coherent sentences, it's "good enough".

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We Win, Because You Didn't