May or may not be humble bragging:
- Absent-Minded Professor: I need timers to cook anything well.
- You Wouldnt Like Me When Im Angry: Intermittent Explosive Disorder
- Gratuitous French: Je parle un petit peu de francais.
- Neutral Good: I'm not very good at being a Christian.
- Proud to Be a Geek
- The Unpronounceable: For some reason most people can't say my surname properly, even though it's a normal Scottish clan.
- Troublemaking New Pet: My family doesn't have a lot of luck in choosing pets.
