"It’s not darkest before the dawn. It’s actually darkest after all the stars have gone out. It’s very dark then. Welcome to Night Vale."
The Antiques have escaped from the Antiques Mall. Plus, a very scientific update from afar, new management at StrexCorp, and the return of Children's Fun Fact Science Corner.
Tropes present in Antiques include:
- Call a Smeerp a "Rabbit": In Night Vale, an "antique" is a deadly creature somewhat resembling a cross between an owl, a hyena, and a bacterium, that transforms anyone it bites into another antique.
- Overly-Long Tongue: Cecil gets freaked out by the listener's tongue stretching over five feet long during "Children's Fun Fact Science Corner".
"Today's proverb: If you want a picture of the future, imagine a person writing headlines about millennials forever."
