In the boys' locker room, the football team's intention to shower is interrupted by the smug Jonathan Getslinhaumer—a lurker who is desperate to be part of the cool crowd but who always says the wrong things.
Tropes:
- The Bully: Than is originally presented as a parody of this.
- Insult Backfire: When Than says to Tanner, "You're gay!", Tanner just replies with "Yeah, so?". The other boys' additional comments catch Than even further off-guard.
- Shout-Out: Than was said to be a big fan of Full House in the third grade.
