Fan Works
Gandalf: The elves could help us! Lord Elrond is one of the few in Middle Earth capable of reading that map!
Thorin: Fine.
Gandalf: To not seek him out when his house lies so close is the height of folly!
Thorin: I said fine!
Thorin: Fine.
Gandalf: To not seek him out when his house lies so close is the height of folly!
Thorin: I said fine!
The Guardian: The last thing I want is to be callous, Adrien. But if you have your father's miraculous, then I need it back.
Adrien: You can have it.
The Guardian: I know it must be difficult to part with, but I assure you, the butterfly is safest with— oh. (blinks, suddenly wide-eyed) You're not even— really? You're not going to argue?
Adrien: I want it gone.
Adrien: You can have it.
The Guardian: I know it must be difficult to part with, but I assure you, the butterfly is safest with— oh. (blinks, suddenly wide-eyed) You're not even— really? You're not going to argue?
Adrien: I want it gone.
Literature
Hagrid: It wasn' Harry, Professor Dumbledore! I was talkin' ter him seconds before that kid was found, he never had time, sir!
[Dumbledore tries to interrupt]
Hagrid: It can't've bin him, I'll swear it in front o' the Ministry o' Magic if I have to—
Dumbledore: Hagrid, I—
Hagrid: Yeh've got the wrong boy, sir, I know Harry never—
Dumbledore: Hagrid! I do not think Harry attacked those people.
Hagrid: Oh. Right. I'll wait outside then, Headmaster.
[Dumbledore tries to interrupt]
Hagrid: It can't've bin him, I'll swear it in front o' the Ministry o' Magic if I have to—
Dumbledore: Hagrid, I—
Hagrid: Yeh've got the wrong boy, sir, I know Harry never—
Dumbledore: Hagrid! I do not think Harry attacked those people.
Hagrid: Oh. Right. I'll wait outside then, Headmaster.
Webcomics
uu: HELLO DIRK IN THE PAST.
uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.
TT: Alright.
uu: DO NOT EVEN FuCK WITH ME.
uu: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOu. AND A GAME IS EXACTLY THAT WHICH WILL BE PLAYED BETWEEN uS.
TT: I said I'd play.
uu: DIRK. I WANT YOu TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
TT: You got it.
uu: IF YOu FAIL TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
uu: THERE WILL BE CONSEQuENCES.
uu: LET'S PLAY A GAME.
TT: Alright.
uu: DO NOT EVEN FuCK WITH ME.
uu: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOu. AND A GAME IS EXACTLY THAT WHICH WILL BE PLAYED BETWEEN uS.
TT: I said I'd play.
uu: DIRK. I WANT YOu TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
TT: You got it.
uu: IF YOu FAIL TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
uu: THERE WILL BE CONSEQuENCES.
Western Animation
Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, Princess Celestia. I thought I could give you a break tonight, but it turns out I was in over my head.
Princess Celestia: You have nothing to apologize for. This has been the most fun Gala in years!
Twilight Sparkle: I know, it was a— what? But there was ooze all over the place! And one of the guests threatened to send somepony to another dimension!
Princess Celestia: I know! Can you imagine how dull it would have been if I hadn't invited Discord? Come on! Whoo! The night is still young!
Princess Celestia: You have nothing to apologize for. This has been the most fun Gala in years!
Twilight Sparkle: I know, it was a— what? But there was ooze all over the place! And one of the guests threatened to send somepony to another dimension!
Princess Celestia: I know! Can you imagine how dull it would have been if I hadn't invited Discord? Come on! Whoo! The night is still young!
