Quotes / Will & Grace

Jack: (puzzled) Explain to me again, what are we watching here?
Will: It's called a basketball game.
Jack: Tall muscular lovelies in short shorts and crop tops, why would straight people watch this?

Grace: Should be an interesting night, Jack's mother is coming and she doesn't know he's gay
Karen: (incredulous) What is she, HEADLESS?

Karen: Rosie and I were rescued from a watery grave only to end up on a tramp steamer with 100 sex starved sailors!
Jack: Karen that's awful! (points to a chart) Could you indicate on this chart where that steamer would be now?

Will: Come on, your dad is great.
Grace: Yeah, in an parallel universe where my hair is straight and so are you.

• Karen has hired Will and Jack to teach her recently outed nephew how to be part of gay New York society;

Jack: (wearily) Boy, making someone gay is EXHAUSTING! I don't know how my mother did it?