Quotes / War of 1812

Dragunov: Has the United States ever gone to war with Canada?
Punisher: A long time ago.
Dragunov: How did it turn out?
Punisher: Depends on who you ask.

— The Punisher War Zone #36

Canadian: I'm calling from Canada! I want to force you feel bad about the War of 1812!
American: Oh. Why? Didn't we win it?
Canadian: NO YOU DID NOT WIN IT

— Hark! A Vagrant, "1812 argument"