Quotes for The Great Exterminator
"My quest was arduous, but necessary... A pestilence was creeping across the ashlands, a menace with an insatiable hunger that plagued innocent travelers simply trying to get home. It was my self-sworn task to hunt them down one-by-one and drive them from the skies... They were the notorious cliff racers, and they had to be destroyed."
— Saint Jiub, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
My name is Mr. Crater!
I'm a bug eliminator!
And I ain't no second rater, let's be clear!
Each morning, I am tested
When some new house is infested
And I quickly am requested to appear!
When some big rat encroaches
Or a locust swarm approaches
Or your home is filled with roaches three feet high,
From here to the Equator,
Everyone knows Mr. Crater!
I'm the best exterminator!
Pay me now or pay me later!
I'm the best exterminator you can buy!
I'm a bug eliminator!
And I ain't no second rater, let's be clear!
Each morning, I am tested
When some new house is infested
And I quickly am requested to appear!
When some big rat encroaches
Or a locust swarm approaches
Or your home is filled with roaches three feet high,
From here to the Equator,
Everyone knows Mr. Crater!
I'm the best exterminator!
Pay me now or pay me later!
I'm the best exterminator you can buy!
— Mr. Crater, Garfield and Friends, "Another Ant Episode"
