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Marcus: "That's a nice coat"? You got some great lines.
Ben: What about some of your lines? That's about as classic as... That's about as classic as... I got nothing.
Marcus: Exactly!

Izuku: Could you remove gravity on me? I need to go to heaven and see if they lost one of their angels.
Ochako: Whaa...!
Izuku: Wait! No! That’s not what I meant to say! What I meant to say was that… if your quirk is Zero Gravity, then why am I so drawn to you?
Ochako: Deku, w-w-w-what are you saying!?
Izuku: Sorry! No! I mean, I think you would beat the moon in a beauty contest! Ah! That’s not it. D-did you touch me when I wasn’t looking? Because I think you stole my gravity! No! That’s weird. A-are you the vacuum of space? Because I think you took my breath away!
Toru: Oh my god, this is hilarious!
Kyoka: I'm going to murder Kaminari. Making Midoriya subject Ochako to this torture.

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