"[This game is so hard] it's like going outside during a thunderstorm and trying to dodge rain! It's like trying to walk barefoot without touching the ground with your heels or toes! It's like trying to pick fly shit out of pepper! While wearing boxing gloves!"
— The Angry Video Game Nerd, reviewing Silver Surfer (1990)
I started crying like a sprinkler on high speed.
The backpack Thea had loaned me weighed more than my Uncle Cheesebelly after Christmas dinner. I felt like I had been run over by a fifty-pound block of Swiss.
— Sample lines from Geronimo Stilton: All Because of a Cup of Coffee
Marina: Have I mentioned that I can form a compound sentence in which the subjects and the verbs all agree, and periodically employ similes to make my point, as birds use twigs to make their nests?
