Superheroes Anonymous
supervillains think I'm handy to kidnap in a pinch (I'm small and therefore easily portable),
Gail explaining her Hostage Girl lifestyle.
There'd been one threat of Armageddon in the Big Apple, two threatened nuclear attacks in Houston, and one hostage kidnapping (not mine) in Arkansas.
An average newsday in Gail's world.
"Tw-twelve days? You've kept me here twelve days? What are you, nuts? I've got work!"
Gail's priorities are a little out of line.
Night was when the sky went dark, and the pinpricks of stars came out to greet the darkness. Sometimes the moon came out, but I couldn't see it. I wasn't worried, though. The moon always returned.
Gail is not hitting on all cylinders.
Minion: "What the hell are you?"
Gail: "Honestly, dude? Your guess is as good as mine."
"Sorry! Um, put some ice on it and take a couple of aspirin, maybe?
- Gail after breaking minion's nose.
"Ow! Knock that off. This isn't a cat-fight - if you're going to try to kick my ass, at least be dignified about it."
- Gail calling Supervillain Chelsea on use of fingernails.
Jeremy: "What's with you women, anyway? Why do you always go for losers?"
Gail (his ex): "Do you really want to get into that conversation with me?"
Jeremy: "Point taken."
"You know villains. They're all secretly twelve."
- Guy, aka Blaze's, opinion of Supervillains.
Meeting up with Naomi Gunn was indeed very bad for my health.
- Gail after being ambushed yet again alongside her un-favorite reporter.
Blaze hit Chelsea like a very annoyed freight train.
- Blaze maintaining his tradition of rescuing Gail in the nick of time.
Supervillains Anonymous
"I have like backtalked pretty much every villain this side of the Mississippi
- Gail explaining her tendency to be 'a little quippy'.
"There've been a lot of villains. They're dumb. and they leave marks."
- Gail explaining her stunning array of scars.
Gail: What the hell is going on? What is even happening?"
Lady Danger: "Dinner. It happens every day."
- Gail is having trouble processing 'The Detmer Day Spa' aka prison for Supervillains.
"Within this room we have, collectively, the power to blow the world up twenty-seven times over, rebuild it from the ashes, and blow that up four times. For fun."
- Venus Von Trap explaining why Supervillains rate luxury accomodations.
"Who else would pepper-spray me in the face in the middle of a sparring match? I mean besides you, obviously."
- Gail trying not to hurt her self appointed nemesis' feelings.
Raze: "I miss that gun though."
Gail: "I'm sure you'll create a newer, scarier one the minute you get out of here."
Raze: "Thanks, Girl. It's nice you have that kind of faith in me."
"Best enemies forever, right?"
- Raze's farewell to Gail.
DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS. THEY ARE VILLAINS AND VERY EVIL.
- Sign outside Detmer.
"You know, you fight just like your mom."
- Gail to the Raptor, suddenly understanding why their fight has been giving her deja-vue.
Guy(as Warhammer): I brought food.
Gail(with great sincerity): My hero.
My boyfriend (Guy aka Blaze) had taken his brother's costume (Warhammer), let my mentor (Vicki aka Plain Jane) take his, and now my ex (Jeremy) was pretending to be a supermodel Twitter. And that wasn't even the strangest thing I'd witnessed that day.
