Quotes / Single Mom Stripper

"I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula."

— The Bloodhound Gang, "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"

Marshall: Where are you?
Barney: Fundraising event. Helping underprivileged young women pay for community college.
Marshall: Strip club? Nice.

— How I Met Your Mother

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