"HELLO, BAY12ERS. I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME. YES FLESHBAG, WE ARE GOING TO BE PLAYING A VERY SPECIAL GAME OF RTD TODAY."
—Mysterious Voice
"I love how nobody can keep track of the potentially world destroying quest item."
—monk12
Dammit Derm!
"OH GOD OH WHY DERM JESUS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU"
—Gatleos, after Derm kills a major friendly NPC before he could say a word.
"Will you guys stop screwing around with the Great Old Ones?!
—Gatleos after Frelock becomes a lich.
"WHOS MY WIDDLE ELDRITCH FLUFFY-KINS~~~"
—Dermonster after getting an image of his Eldritch Abomination Cat