"Little Prince," says he, "today you have a sister, and a bad one at that. She has come because of your father's prayers and your mother's wishes. A witch she is, and she will grow like a seed of corn. In six weeks she'll be a grown witch, and with her iron teeth she will eat up your father, and eat up your mother, and eat up you too, if she gets the chance."
"I've also perfected a hyper-accelerated growth-process for my clone! It took a mere handful of minutes for the clone to mature one year...so in the single hour the tour lasted...my clone grew to adulthood— and your exact age now!"
— Lex Luthor, The Life Story of Superman
Luke: What's so funny, old-timer?
Old man: (angry) "Don't call me old-timer, I'm only thirty!" (dejected) "But this one time, I escorted a women's convoy..."
Old man: (angry) "Don't call me old-timer, I'm only thirty!" (dejected) "But this one time, I escorted a women's convoy..."
— Lucky Luke, "The bride of Lucky Luke"
