Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Amy. (knock, knock, knock) Amy. (knock, knock, knock) Amy.
Amy: (opens door) You are aware that your ritualistic knocking behaviour is symptomatic of obsessive compulsive disorder?
Sheldon: Is not. (beat) Is not, is not.
Amy: (opens door) You are aware that your ritualistic knocking behaviour is symptomatic of obsessive compulsive disorder?
Sheldon: Is not. (beat) Is not, is not.
Leonard: Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organise and label the entire world around them?
Sheldon: No.
Leonard: Well, they don't. Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fibre content.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but I think we've both found that useful at times.
Sheldon: No.
Leonard: Well, they don't. Hard as it may be for you to believe, most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fibre content.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but I think we've both found that useful at times.
Howard: [Sheldon]'s like a savant at organizing. Everything in his apartment has a label on it. Including his label maker, which has a label that says label maker. And if you look really close at that label maker label, you’ll see a tiny little label that says label.
Bernadette:' He’s our guest, we can’t just ask him to straighten our closet.
Howard: No, we wouldn’t ask him. We’d just show him the closet and let the goblins in his head take it from there.
"Ah, yes, the perfect place for my Cell Ga-" (spots one green tile) "...son-of-an-emerald-whore, STARTING AGAIN!"
—Cell, first arena attempt, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"How did all these squares make a circle?! I just— no, no, it's fine. It's fine. It doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me. It bothers me! It bothers me a lot! AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!"
—Cell, second arena attempt, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"Finally! It is complete! Perfectly square! A fine marble-white! And a full twenty-four by twenty—" (spots a single broken half-tile) "..." (still staring at the half-tile) "...Let it go, Cell. You have shit to do."
—Cell, third arena attempt, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, one, two, three, four..."
—Jhin's mantra, League of Legends
Grif: Because doing things three times is fun, turning off light switches, locking the door, turning off light switches.
Simmons: You said turning off light switches twice.
Grif: You're right. I should probably say it a third time just to make sure no one I love dies, turning off light switches, there that feels better.
Simmons: Dude, you have issues.
Simmons: You said turning off light switches twice.
Grif: You're right. I should probably say it a third time just to make sure no one I love dies, turning off light switches, there that feels better.
Simmons: Dude, you have issues.
— Red vs. Blue: The Project Freelancer Saga, "Realignment"
Hannelore: I'm filthy. I should take a shower. But I'm so tired. Maybe I could just take one in the morning.
[Smash Cut to Hannelore wheezing into a paper bag]
Claire: What's wrong?!
Marten: Dunno. She said something about an identity crisis and then started hyperventilating.
[Smash Cut to Hannelore wheezing into a paper bag]
Claire: What's wrong?!
Marten: Dunno. She said something about an identity crisis and then started hyperventilating.
— Questionable Content, p.3533
