Quotes / Mistaken for Foreigner

'Your English is so well!' the born Englishman heard.

— A Dutch newspaper heading ^note  Original: 'Wat is je Engels goed!' hoorde de geboren Brit

Leslie: You're not from here, right?
Tom: No, I'm from South Carolina.
Leslie: But you moved to South Carolina from where?
Tom: ...My mother's uterus.

— Parks and Recreation