He's got no faloorum, he's lost his ding-doorum
So maids when you're young never wed an old man
When he went to sleep, hey ding-doorum down
When he went to sleep, me being young
When he went to sleep, out of bed I did creep
Into the arms of a handsome young man
So maids when you're young never wed an old man
When he went to sleep, hey ding-doorum down
When he went to sleep, me being young
When he went to sleep, out of bed I did creep
Into the arms of a handsome young man
— "Maids When You're Young"
"LORD GIDEON SIDEBOTTOM
- 81 years of age
- oldest man in his province
- oldest father in England
- wears his armour to sleep
LADY BERENICE SIDEBOTTOM
- 25 years of age
- devoted writer of passionate sonnets
- devoted hater of her husband"
- 81 years of age
- oldest man in his province
- oldest father in England
- wears his armour to sleep
LADY BERENICE SIDEBOTTOM
- 25 years of age
- devoted writer of passionate sonnets
- devoted hater of her husband"
— Onscreen captions describing Aelis' father and stepmother, Catherine Called Birdy (2022)
