Quotes from the Littlest Pet Shop (2012) episode "Shanghai Hi-Jinks."
"Dance Fu Fighting" Lyrics
Music & Lyrics by Daniel Ingram
Vinnie: I'm the one dancing no ghosts can lick.
Send the evil spirits packing with my Lizard Scissor Kick.
I spin like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
You're a ghost? So what? You don't scare me!
Oops! Watch out! Nope, you didn't see that!
A twinkle on my toes, and 1-2-3 splat!
Every pirouette spin is faster than lightning.
If there's anything I'm good at, it's dance fu fighting.
Terra Cotta Warrior Chief: I'm the Terra Cotta King! You don't stand a chance!
I've got a hundred ancient warriors just waiting to dance.
Every kick step a perfect synchronization,
The undefeated ghost army of the Dead Fu Nation!
Vinnie: You've been buried in the ground since ancient times.
I know trees who are better at busting out rhymes.
Your moves are so old, they're all covered in rust.
Prepare your ghost army to be turned to dust!
Vinnie: A little do-si-do, step and then repeat,
This is one dance where I step on your feet.
I spin like a dervish. Just try and run.
That's Ghost Army zero to one hundred and one!
Chinese Dragon: What's-a-poppin', Vinnie? You look a little scared.
Not used to fighting dragons? Better start to prepare!
My entire body is a dance fu fighting machine!
I'll eat five of you for breakfast and still stay lean.
Trained in the ancient art of dance war,
I'll scare you to death and bring you back for more!
I've seen your puny moves. It's a dancing fail.
Prepare to get schooled by my dance fu tail!
Vinnie You're big, I'll admit, you've got that going,
But oops, watch out, I think your clumsy is showing.
You call yourself a dragon? You can't even blow fire!
Grab a cane and sit back. You're about to retire!
