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"WHO'S NEXT?!"
Goldberg after increasing The Streak again.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: But, dude, when you used to go to the airports and you would hear "Stone Cold! Hey, Stone Cold! Austin!"...me, when I was walking through the airport..."GOOLDBERG!"
Goldberg: What do you mean, "was"?
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Goldberg! There's Goldberg!"
Goldberg: I think it happened to me la-every time I go anywhere; but here's my question. I'm gonna cut you off with a question...
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Go ahead!
Goldberg: What's you're top comeback? In one sentence-one word...don't say the feeling that evokes you, what do you say?
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: I didn't say shit.
Goldberg: Come on, man!
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Well, I mean, if it did, it'd have be "Fuck you!", but it never registered!
Goldberg: If it registered, it'd have be "Fuck you!" Well, you know what mine was?
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: What?
Goldberg: I'd say "he's my sister."
[both men begin laughing]
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: You motherfucker!
Goldberg and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin discussing experiences at the airport on the Stone Cold Podcast.

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